May "More Awful Than You": Buttugly Brokeass Furniture

[SaraMK]

Exactly what the fuck is that?

What I posted?  I believe it was described as "cozy seating".

* squints at the picture again *

Well, I kind of see it. It's like one of those clouds that sort of look like a teddy bear... helps to know what it's supposed to look like before you actually look at it.

[lindaetterlee]

I couldn't tell if it was a midget bed or what.

[baratron]

I think I'd like to nominate the Medical Set by JohnBrehaut1. Amazingly, this atrocity is a Featured upload which "showcases the best talent and creativity available on MTS2 and in the community" (!).

Granted, the  hospital bed and chair aren't too bad. The operating theatre is blocky, but recognisable. The shape of the oxygen cylinder is ok, even if its texturing is awful. But the heart rate monitor and check-up bed are boxes, the medicine fridge is unrecognisable, and the "pile of ash" and "body bag" in the morgue make me want to commit murder.

The morgue, for your viewing "pleasure":

[Li'l Brudder]

That bodybag looks more like a sarcophagus.

[Berg]

A levitating sarcophagus, at that. With a very odd shadow...

[Li'l Brudder]

Are those FLAMES coming out of the CAT Scan machine?

[Aquamarine]

I think it's supposed to be a crematorium. That would explain the flames, at any rate.

[Li'l Brudder]

It appears to be just the right height for that floating sarcophagus!

[RaeKira]

Or is it a floating sarcophagus? Ignore the zipper, and you can safely assume that it is a burned body. A burned body that just came out of the crematorium.

[spambi]

FeeEssen is back, now toddlers can learn to drive.



and you can get it here.

http://modthesims2.com/member/showthread.php?t=196435

The thing I don't get about these objects (well, one of the many things I don't get) is how they're supposed to be fun. Putting my toddler in a car or helicopter so they can just sit isn't fun to me, but maybe I just lack imagination.I'm fascinated by this picture, though, because it gives us a glimpse into what a FeeEssen lot would look like -- the malformed mailbox replacement, the wall tile that doesn't repeat correctly and the box-shaped house.

Karlynn, I think you've found the FeeEssen of the Sapphire Sims board. Here's a few more items by Peg that deserve a mention --


This would go nicely with Fee's high chair.


I like this one because it's described as "comfy"


This one isn't the worst mesh, but according to the title the pattern is supposed to be "floral" not "skin disease".

[Magicmoon]

The thing I don't get about these objects (well, one of the many things I don't get) is how they're supposed to be fun. Putting my toddler in a car or helicopter so they can just sit isn't fun to me, but maybe I just lack imagination...

The fun part about FeeEssen's stuff is finding out what it actually does since she can never explain it well in English. I downloaded the bumper car while back because I was trying to find a way for toddlers to join in the carnival rides that I downloaded from MTS2. The toddler gets into the car by itself and rides around the lot. It acts just like a bumper car, moving in random directions when it runs into furniture or walls. The toddler's fun actually improves too. And it looked really cool when I had a large, empty room with quad toddlers all playing bumper cars in it. The only drawback that I can see (other than the bulky meshes) is that it doesn't give any skills, but then what skill can a toddler learn from riding in a bumper car anyway? Best of all, I didn't have to go and unstick any tangled bumper cars like you have to in real life.

I haven't checked out the helicopter though. I also tried out her toddler tent, rideable toy horse on a spring (like in a park), and a few other items, and they were never used by the toddlers, so I don't know what they are supposed to do. Other items like the baby swing, the toddler just sits in like you said. The sandbox is really cool though. It's probably one of the most realistic, usable items that she has made. IIRC, toddlers gain logic skill with it.

[spambi]

The fun part about FeeEssen's stuff is finding out what it actually does since she can never explain it well in English. I downloaded the bumper car while back because I was trying to find a way for toddlers to join in the carnival rides that I downloaded from MTS2. The toddler gets into the car by itself and rides around the lot. It acts just like a bumper car, moving in random directions when it runs into furniture or walls. The toddler's fun actually improves too. And it looked really cool when I had a large, empty room with quad toddlers all playing bumper cars in it. The only drawback that I can see (other than the bulky meshes) is that it doesn't give any skills, but then what skill can a toddler learn from riding in a bumper car anyway? Best of all, I didn't have to go and unstick any tangled bumper cars like you have to in real life.

Ooh, that's pretty cute. Does the helicopter actually fly, then? I assumed if it flew, she would have taken screenies of that.

[fff]

Does it matter if it flies? Even if it does, it's still an ugly piece of crap.  It'd just be a flying piece of crap, instead of a stationary one.

[spambi]

Does it matter if it flies? Even if it does, it's still an ugly piece of crap.  It'd just be a flying piece of crap, instead of a stationary one.

Yeah, I'd say flying would redeem it. Not enough to make me download it but at least I would understand why other people would. Besides it's not the ugliest mesh she has. It actually looks like a helicopter, and not one shaped by a 5 year old in playdoh.

[Magicmoon]

Ooh, that's pretty cute. Does the helicopter actually fly, then? I assumed if it flew, she would have taken screenies of that.

I don't have any toddlers at the moment, but I am curious to find out. As far as the screenshot, she had a tub where the toddlers bathe themselves. But the screenshot showed mom bathing the toddler instead. So who knows what goes on in her mind when deciding how to advertise her creations?

[Surelyfunke]

Ruptured my spleen reading this thread. Oh I didn't even need it anyway! *throws it out* Thanks Buntah!

[J. M. Pescado]

* J. M. Pescado catches spleen.

Ooh, spleen. My favorite.

[starrling]

Raw, of course.  Right?

[witch]

Thrown, not vented?

[missandrony]

This may not the most spectacularly awful thing posted in this thread, but it makes my heart hurt:



Because nothing says "classy" like Louis Vuitton all over your terlet!

_{Now with matching kitchen!}

[rohina]

The pink! It ows!

[witch]

and how it ows!

[Engram]

I would like to nominate all the "sets" from www.rosesims2.com. Only the hair is donation but the free furniture is really cringe-worthy.

The "Character Set"



whatever the heck this is:



and this bedroom:



are particularly bad.

WTF is a "footcloth" anyway?!?!?

Engram

[Berg]

The "Character Set"

Oh my, that could make for an awesome psychological thriller! Imagine waking up inside of a strange, oriental board game without any idea how you got there or how you're supposed to get out.

[Arina]

Oh my, that could make for an awesome psychological thriller! Imagine waking up inside of a strange, oriental board game without any idea how you got there or how you're supposed to get out.

I'm sure I played one of those flash point-and-click puzzles with a theme somewhat like that... :/

In that yellow Rose bedroom, is the cushiony-rug thing on the left actually supported by anything? It's not a shelf attached to the wall, either, is it? :S