May "More Awful Than You": Buttugly Brokeass Furniture

[flowerchile]

Don't feel bad it was fun googling ya.

  I googled me a while back..  scary time!  There isn't much about me that isn't on there! LOL!

lol Who actually wants to judge one of these contests? That is like volunteering to have a rootcanal.

Root Canals are actually quite painless if done when there is no infection present. I've had at least nine.

Hey Pes! Lindaletterlee wants to be a judge!

Give me a root canal over childbirth, anyday!

[fff]

Same! I even emailed him at one point and told him I thought he was the best! 

*points and laughs at witch*

 

[Elven Ranger]

Same! I even emailed him at one point and told him I thought he was the best! 

*points and laughs at witch*

 

Have you recieved help yet? Therapy? ...... some vodka to help you forget the incident at least?!

[J. M. Pescado]

Same! I even emailed him at one point and told him I thought he was the best! 

Pssh. Stupid Witch Puffs have no taste. SimSlice is clearly not awesome.

[Emma]

I only ever liked the Zencat from there. That was an ugly thing too

[Elven Ranger]

I only ever liked the Zencat from there. That was an ugly thing too

agreed! lol, i used to put it out and then spend ages trying to hide it! lol

[witch]

ha ha, yes, I feel a total fool now when I see his stuff in comparison to the awesome riches to which I have become rapidly accustomed!  Simslice doesn't seem to have had any new ideas since sims 1. One of his booty items crashed my game - can't remember what it was, I just removed it all after that.

Had an email from Killersims yahoo group out of the blue the other day, apparently still alive and kicking - I'd forgotten all about them. They were big at the beginning of sims 1.

[dewshine]

I'd nominate SimSlice's cycle ot life stuff, but it don't think it quailfies as furniture.  I feel for anyone who spent their good money on the blinking crap. (there's no animation in it, the 'animals' just blink from one part of the screen to the other).  I was rather angry when I saw how it worked.  Bah.  Point and laugh if you want... 

[Emma]

*whispers to Dewshine* You didn't actually pay for it did you?

[dewshine]

Let's just say it was a gift...

[staroverthebay]

Add me to the list of people who thought Simslice was awesome back in the day of Sims1 (though he had nothing on the awesomeness that was Gnohoman or whoever it was that did such AWESOME hacks for livin-it-up.net--- I used Gno's hacks all the freakin' time in TS1 days.)

Simslice's hacked objects like the Beer Keg and Party Treats are amusing at first... if you like Sims doing crazy-ass unpredictable shit. But if you're trying to accomplish something in particular, they're a BAD idea.

The one thing of Simslice's that I do really like for TS2 is the Venus Simtrap -- it's much better than the game's own cowplant because it never does anything unless you tell it to, so you won't have any accidental deaths if you're not paying attention (and you don't need to fence it in).

The other thing of his that I kinda like for the sake of a giggle once in a while is the electric urinal -- the sims' reactions to it are quite amusing, especially when you get one (like my legacy sim Michael Blessing) who will bypass the toilets and toilet stalls to use it. I swear that sim was obsessed with that urinal! WTF?

Other than that? Bleh. I have the "Tree of Life" which I will drop onto a lot if I don't want to mess with the whole cheat window thing that stops the aging clock (used it on my Bachelorette Lot so that my sim didn't lose any days off her Adult life) but I rarely use it. And the alien-telescope that guarantee's abduction is kinda pointless now that TwoJeffs increased the chances of abduction. The edible fruit trees and plants are annoying because sims still want to cook and the trees leave messes all over the place and end up being a straight-up pain (and they trash your environment scores, too!) Pretty much anything else I've ditched as pointless, redundant or unusable. Many of his hacked objects accomplish what you could easily accomplish with a few simple cheats.

[J. M. Pescado]

Most of Simslice's gimmicks consist of either thinly-veiled cheating, or useless gimmicks.

[pixxa]

I think that MST2 creations should be not entered in this competition. I myself found a lot of meshes that should be erased from the face of earth but being MTS2 a place where people post their first creations, it is a bit like shooting on the redcross. or similar. Really, too easy.
Said that, I add my bit now [from MST2 of course]


it is a chair.



These are cribs


This is not MTS2, but really repulsive but then maybe it's just my taste

[Berg]

Oh dear, what's with the bookcase? Posessed, or only so exotic modern that it's far, far beyond me?

And those cribs... My mind is trying to make an association but fails completely. What the hell is it they remind me of?

[pixxa]

lol yes i find the bookcase horrid. would you ever put it in your whatever room? with the risk of feeling dizzy forever? well. who knows

[J. M. Pescado]

I have a room where I bolted all the furniture to the ceiling, so when people enter the room, they get weirded out by all the furniture attached to the ceiling instead of the floor. Icing on the cake is the fact that the cat likes that room, too, so when people enter it, they see a cat lounging on a couch that is on the ceiling.

[pixxa]

ah but that is different.
i myself did a few things like that but hey i never thought they could be seen like classy... as this ensemble says

[fff]

Hey, if the cat likes it, then that's all that matters.

That book case is bizarre, though, wouldn't all the books just slide down to one side? That would seriously shit me, having a bookcase like that. 

[lindaetterlee]

The cribs remind me of really crappy easter eggs.

[Katze]

The cribs remind me of really crappy easter eggs.

Thats what came to my mind too.

[KellyQ]

The cribs remind me of really crappy easter eggs.

That's what I was going to say too. Actually, they remind me of the deviled eggs made from crappy colored Easter eggs.

[rohina]

I want to nominate all those crazy-ass fish from Savage Sims, but they aren't really ugly, although they are useless, stupid and pay.

Like this:


Oh, and a moosehead.

[SaraMK]

When I first looked at the screenshot, I thought the bookcase had been taped to the wall with clear packing tape. And that it was trying to wiggle free.

[TaWanda]

This is actually pretty interesting. I am using her toddlers only bathtub, although I search day and night for recolors for it. The toddlers undress, bathe, then redress themselves with that tub. I did have to make a few modifications so that the adults stay out of it. She said that it worked that way, but it didn't. Since I use this tub in the nursery instead of in the BUY controlled bathroom, it becomes annoying when adults use it and chase everyone, including the skilling toddlers out of the nursery.

Would you be willing to share if I batted my eyes at you and asked very prettily? I get so annoyed when the toddlers play in the toilets and then have a hissy fit because they stink. Most kids I know would happily go for days or weeks without bathing. 

I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I actually like one or two of the items in the Exotic Modern pic. Linky? 

[Berg]

Oh, and a moosehead.

I dunno, a moose head would fit in nicely in some rooms in all its tackiness... Think "Fawlty Towers" 

But the texture looks a bit weird and I doubt it would be worth it poly-wise.