May "More Awful Than You": Buttugly Brokeass Furniture

[dewshine]

By ead425 on lindaglamoursims2. Oh, my.


Does Disney know about this?

Don't know, but they should... it's gonna scare away the next generation when parents say "Disney Land!"

[Flamingo]

Does that toilet have nothing connecting it to the ground?

Anyway, I'd be a little more than disturbed to have some beady-eyed mouse-thing staring at me while I bathed.

[floopyboo]

Why do I get the feeling that nobody's going to beat that duck?

[rohina]

"beat the duck" sounds like the most disgusting euphemism ever.

[frivolous]

exnem pay:







and free... not ugly, but the title of the thread "functioning" is the biggest lie ever told in the history of forever:



blingblingsims:



parsimonious:
http://www.parsimonious.org/furniture2/files/k8-Jazzy_Retro_Study.jpg

http://www.parsimonious.org/furniture2/files/k8-Yeah_Baby_Nursery.jpg

http://www.parsimonious.org/furniture2/files/k8-Watermelon_Living_Room.jpg[/img]

sims2luxe (everything by this site basically):


i tried to find this one GODAWFUL crib by pimp-my-sims but he either took it down or it's very cleverly hidden on his site. it was an ok crib but it had this ugly block-filled sheet draped over it that bugged me so much.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2893/34oxcmggg7.jpg

sweet jesus. :[

MOD EDIT: Rehost, don't hotlink.

[Li'l Brudder]

I'm not even sure what this one is supposed to be.

That, my axe murdering friend, is supposed to be an eagle.  Or a stack of corn.

I speak my episode(u_u*)
This has the memory that there was in the park where I played in a childhood.
A foot just arrived in those days.
I arrived at pottychair when I looked for the base.

I can translate that for you!

"I speak of my life.
This chair reminds me of a park where I grew up.
Feet were plenty in those days.
I arrived at PottyChair when I looked for the base.

[spambi]

I have to say I don't mind the parsimmonious stuff. At least it's not malformed and the patterns don't look like a skin disease.  It could be cute in small doses.

I'm still marveling over the fishbone study room, however. And exnem's large pay cow patties, er stepping stones.

[Annan]

I speak my episode(u_u*)
This has the memory that there was in the park where I played in a childhood.
A foot just arrived in those days.
I arrived at pottychair when I looked for the base.

I can translate that for you!

"I speak of my life.
This chair reminds me of a park where I grew up.
Feet were plenty in those days.
I arrived at PottyChair when I looked for the base.

Damnit, I knew there was a time when there wasn't such a shortage of feet.

[SnootCB]

OMG I want the cookie stools!

*tummy rumbles*

Though I'm not sure whether I want them because I have weird "taste" in furniture (bad pun intended) or just 'cause I'm a bit hungry.

[rohina]

I think the Parsimonious stuff doesn't qualify because it is actually nicely made, and the pieces are fine individually. It's only overwhelming when it is all together with the walls and floor - I use that crib and change table a bit in more modern houses.

[Chienne]

"beat the duck" sounds like the most disgusting euphemism ever.

Gah!  You had to say that!  Now I have to go see if I can casually introduce it into conversation and get my friends to pick it up. :-)

[staroverthebay]

thanks a lot rohina x_x

[Angelique]

The duck potty is scary, and that lip urinal is just plain weird.

ead425 is gonna get sued.

and I kinda like "Watermelon".

[Li'l Brudder]

Well, you're just the destiny-determining girl, aren't ya?

[sudaki]

sims2luxe (everything by this site basically):

Actually, I don't think this one looks so bad in the previews.  I had it downloaded at one point.  Its true awfulness is only apparent when you try to use it in your actual game, and it explodes out of its allotted space.  I hate shit that goes through walls.

[Chienne]

Perhaps this isn't quite as awful as some, but it's pretty darned awful.  From your friends at TSR:

http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/485/485041.jpg

To their credit, this is one of the free ones, not something concocted by their featured artists.

[purplehaze]

What the hell are those, those ...things? They look like mutant eyeballs. *shudder*

[rohina]

The way the pattern doesn't match up anywhere makes it look like an amateur recovering attempt. Do not try to do your own upholstry, people! Look what can happen!

[lindaetterlee]

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I would like this to be my first nomination.


If you want you can download here.

http://www.raonsims.com/item/detail.php?num=130&cat1=2&page=1&key=&PHPSESSID=99dbfc50a7c5e86cd504e8de0a469cfe

[Chienne]

The way the pattern doesn't match up anywhere makes it look like an amateur recovering attempt. Do not try to do your own upholstry, people! Look what can happen!

Yeah.  That's awful, but understandable.  But why choose such an incredibly ugly pattern?  And what I find really bizarre is that the same pattern on the upholstery of the sofa is also applied to the wood of the table and chair.  WTF?

[witch]

Now that couch would be fine in a different colour, very good for a flat or starting out sims, I've seen plenty of couches like that. Even the shading and buttons look OK, but the accessories and the colour, well, ick!

[Chienne]

I would like this to be my first nomination.

If you want you can download here.

http://www.raonsims.com/item/detail.php?num=130&cat1=2&page=1&key=&PHPSESSID=99dbfc50a7c5e86cd504e8de0a469cfe

Hmm.  I actually find the sofa vaguely pretty.  The mirror is over the top, though, and what's that stuff on the floor?  I guess it's supposed to be pillows.

Maybe we can have a separate month for the most gaggingly "feminine" stuff. :-)

[witch]

The mirror is over the top, though, and what's that stuff on the floor?  I guess it's supposed to be pillows.

Maybe rugs?

[TaWanda]

That pink 'pillow' or 'rug' or what have you looks like it has pink butt cheeks! AND it seems to be glomping the blue one. 

[witch]

Oh noes - not glomping!