May "More Awful Than You": Buttugly Brokeass Furniture

[snowgray]

In both the categories of "Things Shaped Like They Eat Your Waste" and "Things to Scare Your Children," we have the 'Pottychair of a duck' - http://forums.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=229965



Recolors include an ‘all-wood' version, and one where the duck has a black bill and red eyes.  The mesh does not include an actual hole, so aim carefully.

[TaWanda]

OMG! Hilarious! It's gonna be tough to top that entry.

[twojeffs]

I thought bear's shat in the woods, not in a duck.

You know, the number of times Buntah has been nominated, Pescado should really think about instituting a lifetime achievement award...

Isn't that the truth! *cringes* 

I was going to suggest the same thing last night. God that woman makes awful shite. June's contest needs to be to find a good item she's made. But that would be impossible to win. Buntah puts Carla Niven to shame in shear volume of tackiness, plus she's been doing this for years...you'd think she'd get at least a little better with all the practice.

[dewshine]

 
Yuck, just.. yuck.

Poor kid, scarred for life because he or she had to use a duck to potty train.

[Berg]

Holy... crap..?! 

But reading the comments in that thread was really the icing on the cake... One person requested a version with a nanny head instead of a duck. The creator's reply:

To Earcat
Thank you!
What is "nanny head?"
Do you exchange a duck with a head of a person?

That last part is sig-worthy! 

The creator of Duck-Eats-Crap has a bit of trouble with the English language, and there's nothing wrong with that, I do too, but seriously - her replies to the people commenting in the thread probably made not only my day but my week...

[Annan]

Holy... crap..?! 

But reading the comments in that thread was really the icing on the cake... One person requested a version with a nanny head instead of a duck. The creator's reply:

To Earcat
Thank you!
What is "nanny head?"
Do you exchange a duck with a head of a person?

That last part is sig-worthy! 

The creator of Duck-Eats-Crap has a bit of trouble with the English language, and there's nothing wrong with that, I do too, but seriously - her replies to the people commenting in the thread probably made not only my day but my week...

*Dies laughing*

I especially liked this:

I speak my episode(u_u*)
This has the memory that there was in the park where I played in a childhood.
A foot just arrived in those days.
I arrived at pottychair when I looked for the base.

I've tried to decipher it, but I failed miserably.

[nekonoai]

ah, Engrish. I lurve it.

Seems like the bulk of the uglies come from Buntah. Maybe there should be a "no buntah" rule, cause all of her stuff is ugly, and therefore too easy. 

That pooing in a duck's mouth is just... ew. And that someone was requesting to poo in a nanny head is even worse.

[snowgray]

I dunno, the nanny-shaped potty chair seems like it might fit in with the baby-shaped dining set, especially because that creator had a "dead nanny" as one of his other objects...

My favorite part of the Engrish is "I always thank all people very much."  Must be hard for her to walk down the street... "Thanks!  Hey, thank you!  Oh, um, thanks!  Wait, thank you!"

[purplehaze]

Maybe some brave soul will decorate a lot with these lovely items and put it up for public scrutiny? A "More Awful Than You Decorating Contest?" Maybe including butt ugly floors, walls and other assorted knick knacks. Of course, one would have to do this with a fresh installation. It might 'infect' your game.  I am not that brave; plus, I do not have any eye bleach.

[Eleonora]

I'm afraid there's a real thing that looks much more authentic.

Indeed



Not surprsingly, it was invented in the Netherlands. 

[floopyboo]

I vote for a best of Buntah catagory.

[rohina]

Surely that's "Worst of Buntah"?

[floopyboo]

No, the worst of Buntah would be something that actually resembled furniture.

I'm referring to the desire to take experimental drugs to alleviate the pain as a measure of excellence.

[AuKestrel]

I especially liked this:

I speak my episode(u_u*)
This has the memory that there was in the park where I played in a childhood.
A foot just arrived in those days.
I arrived at pottychair when I looked for the base.

I've tried to decipher it, but I failed miserably.

It's a haiku?

this has the memory
that there was in the park where I
played in a childhood

[witch]

Not surprsingly, it was invented in the Netherlands. 

Has someone told Jack Thompson?

[rohina]

It's a haiku?

this has the memory
that there was in the park where I
played in a childhood

Not unless the way you count syllables is very peculiar.

Should go 5,7,5 not 6,8,5

[witch]

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

-- Howard Korder

Haiku error messages

[bekka]

Thank you Witch.  You just made my entire day! LOL

[Zazazu]

I thought bear's shat in the woods, not in a duck.

You know, the number of times Buntah has been nominated, Pescado should really think about instituting a lifetime achievement award...

Isn't that the truth! *cringes* 

I was going to suggest the same thing last night. God that woman makes awful shite. June's contest needs to be to find a good item she's made. But that would be impossible to win. Buntah puts Carla Niven to shame in shear volume of tackiness, plus she's been doing this for years...you'd think she'd get at least a little better with all the practice.

Actually, I really think there must be wrong with her....color blindness, or residual effect of too many LSD trips. There is no way a normal person could spend as much time as needed to create that crap looking at that crap and stay sane.

[staroverthebay]

<image snipped for sanity purposes, cuz that thing is fucking SCARY>

http://forums.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=51007

That is officially the scariest thing I've ever seen for this game. The clown chairs ain't got nothin' on that.

[Chienne]

A lot of feeEssen's meshes look like the kind of coffee mugs people make in ceramics therapy classes at mental hospitals to to pass the time between electro shocks.

Oh, god.  That's so funny, and so true!

If Fee didn't post a new mesh every single day, maybe she'd be able to polish her creations until they looked a bit less clunky.  I don't quite get why she feels compelled to churn this stuff out at such a great rate.  As someone else said, some of her ideas are worthwhile, but the execution is so clumsy. 

[sudaki]

The poop-feeding duck is officially my favorite download evar.

[reggikko]

For that special pothead in your game.

From GeorgieGirl Sims.

I'm not even sure what this one is supposed to be.

[reggikko]

By ead425 on lindaglamoursims2. Oh, my.




Does Disney know about this?

[witch]

Words fail me.