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May "More Awful Than You": Buttugly Brokeass Furniture
« on: 2007 May 01, 05:14:13 »
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Is it butt-ugly (uglier than Ugly Butt's butt, even?), with blue flames? Does it have 30000 polygons for a cabinet? Does it just not work? Find that butt-ugly, broke-ass furniture!
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« Reply #1 on: 2007 May 01, 05:58:27 »
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Since you are using Ugly Butt as a descriptor for this challenge she should probably be a judge since it is her Butt of Ugliness we have to aspire to. :oP
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Re: May "More Awful Than You": Buttugly Brokeass Furniture
« Reply #2 on: 2007 May 01, 06:06:52 »
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Since you specifically mentioned flames, let's start with a whole household full of fun furniture:


Matching Lamps, walls, and floors available.

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=230095
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« Reply #3 on: 2007 May 01, 06:37:09 »
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*pokes both my eyes out with my pen* Sweet relief.
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« Reply #4 on: 2007 May 01, 06:47:41 »
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Yeeeeoooowwww! That's so ugly it actually does hurt to look at it!

Here is a lovely one. It is among the first meshes made for the game after it became possible, and is a first effort for the creator. Poor guy was roasted alive, but a lot of people actually defended  this monstrosity.


posted January 30 2005


EDITED because I forgot the link:

Testers wanted! New sofa mesh cool!!!!!

Yes, folks, this was the real title of the thread.
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« Reply #5 on: 2007 May 01, 08:41:46 »
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Yeeeeoooowwww! That's so ugly it actually does hurt to look at it!

Here is a lovely one. It is among the first meshes made for the game after it became possible, and is a first effort for the creator. Poor guy was roasted alive, but a lot of people actually defended  this monstrosity.

(Pic removed for shortening purposes)
posted January 30 2005

What is that supposed to look like?
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« Reply #6 on: 2007 May 01, 09:00:59 »
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What is that supposed to look like?

Part of the fun in following the original thread was laughing at people who would come up with uses for this... this... I don't even know what to call it. Someone said it looked like a car seat and someone said it looked like a throne for a royal sim. Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: 2007 May 01, 09:04:15 »
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It looks like something I might end up with if I were testing something, just to see if I could stretch something out, but I sure as hell wouldn't attempt to post it as some kind of usable product.
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« Reply #8 on: 2007 May 01, 09:14:48 »
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It looks like something I might end up with if I were testing something, just to see if I could stretch something out, but I sure as hell wouldn't attempt to post it as some kind of usable product.

Didn't you know, J.M., that "One man's junk is another man's treasure."? And that "this may be something that someone has been looking all over for."? And that the creator "[had] something going there."?

That thread is honestly hilarious.
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« Reply #9 on: 2007 May 01, 11:01:16 »
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I nominate all these items, athough IMO all the stuff that feeEssen makes is not very attractive Tongue These are specific buttugly creations worthy of special mention.

http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=168930
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=189745
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=189306
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=190105
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=197880
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=211148
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=211935
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=214153
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=223729
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=222722
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=225514
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=229813
http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=228696

I can feel my game lag just looking at the preview shots Cheesy

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« Reply #10 on: 2007 May 01, 11:14:15 »
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Man, I sometimes wished that sims had a sense for taste - I'd love to lock them into a special "fugly furniture room" for punishment Cheesy

I cannot withhold this beautiful couch from guderunssims from you:



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« Reply #11 on: 2007 May 01, 11:26:07 »
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A lot of feeEssen's meshes look like the kind of coffee mugs people make in ceramics therapy classes at mental hospitals to to pass the time between electro shocks.


And to save people from the hassle of clicking Emma's links; here are pictures:
























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« Reply #12 on: 2007 May 01, 11:49:14 »
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I feel a bit nauseous after looking at feeEssen's stuff. Why is all of it so bulky? Is she even trying to make it look somewhat realistic?

But of all the fugly stuff, I think this http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=211148 is the worst one. It has deer legs? In pastel colours?

Somebody needs to hit feeEssen with a clue-by-4. Hard. And soon.
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« Reply #13 on: 2007 May 01, 11:49:26 »
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For some reason when I read 'butt ugly' I thought of Atwa

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« Reply #14 on: 2007 May 01, 11:54:03 »
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For some reason when I read 'butt ugly' I thought of Atwa

Ewww - Bright Green, indeed...
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« Reply #15 on: 2007 May 01, 11:55:12 »
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I think the feeEssen bathroom stuff is the worst. The sim can't even sit on that toilet! Cheesy And look at the crappy bath in the background! PMSL!



Atwa's stuff is completely puke. Shit and crap. I wouldn't soil my game with it. Featured Artist? My arse!
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« Reply #16 on: 2007 May 01, 12:08:34 »
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I looked at the babystuff links you posted Emma, they're truly awful! I saw feeEssen has a little gold cup by her name, that's truly awful too.   Undecided
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« Reply #17 on: 2007 May 01, 12:22:19 »
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feeEssen's stuff looks like something from the stone age.
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« Reply #18 on: 2007 May 01, 12:26:12 »
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That highchair must be some sort of bondage fetishist's wet dream, to judge from the pictures.
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« Reply #19 on: 2007 May 01, 12:31:16 »
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I found some pretty bad stuff over at MTS2.


link: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=86557

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link: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=86138
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« Reply #20 on: 2007 May 01, 12:34:33 »
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I think this is especially symptomatic:

Three shots of the inspirational object, and one of the end result.  Which looks like it's been moulded out of play-do and left in the sun.

feeEssen's stuff looks like something from the stone age.
Now that you come to mention it; that's what some of those lumpy meshes remind me of: The Flintstones!
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« Reply #21 on: 2007 May 01, 12:37:48 »
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Thanks Gwill, I admit I am a lazy moo Cheesy

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« Reply #22 on: 2007 May 01, 13:34:16 »
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Not really had time to dig around much - but I saw this and had to post it... O_O



http://forums.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=47018

Scary...
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« Reply #23 on: 2007 May 01, 13:50:08 »
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The worst part of feeEssen's stuff is that in THEORY, she's got some good ideas...some of her kids' stuff and the organ SHOULD work and SHOULD be hella-cool. But They're just not. I even tried to recolor one item, to see if it was just a crap-ass texture, and it's not. The meshes are...well....in a class by themselves, really. Judges, please consider a special award just for her!
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« Reply #24 on: 2007 May 01, 13:54:33 »
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Another quick poke and I came up with this


http://forums.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=81810

I can't imagine what's comfy about getting a wet arse from sitting on a giant fruit....

Edit: Just to make it clear - these were posted in August 2005 and are NOT part of the April Fools set of fruit furniture.
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