Apr "More Awful Than You" CC Treasure Hunt: Whore Clothes

[Chienne]

I thought she was wearing unusually ugly bracelets until you said something about sleeves.  Long sleeves really do NOT match the mood of that outfit.  Of course, given the mood of that outfit, perhaps this is a good thing. :-)

[Gwill]

Why did someone feel that we needed sheer skirts without panties?

Without Panties?  She doesn't seem to have anything to put any panties on.  Am I looking at this wrong, or are her thighs not attatched to anything?

[Chienne]

Even though it's more than a week past the end of April, this thread is still getting posts.  We must REALLY love to hate whore clothes. :-)

[Magicmoon]

Without Panties?  She doesn't seem to have anything to put any panties on.  Am I looking at this wrong, or are her thighs not attatched to anything?

I thought that the author had used a skin tone that used dark pubic hair. But now that you mentioned it, it really does look like the thighs aren't attached at all. I wonder how it works in game?

[Kyna]

You know how with large families the loading screen usually has one sim sitting on the ground with one of their legs up.  The one that gives you the feeling you're looking up a toddler's skirt, when it's a toddler girl in that pose.

I don't even want to imagine the image, if the sim in that pose happened to be wearing this outfit.

[Magicmoon]

Last month's contest must have brought out the best in creators, because the strangeness keeps coming. Pretty dress for a girl? Not whore clothes?  Well...



The blue one is for boys!

Quote from creator "I love children. So I made 2 new meshes for child sim. 2 pretty dresses.
one for girls, & other blue one for boys..."

Quote from an admiring downloader "Awwww cutee LOl a boys dress... ohh if i make a boy really girly i can pretend its a gay girl..."

http://216.32.95.40/showthread.php?t=211309&c=1&s=855f20e7ffe66739184267c21dc6b3b9&

[rohina]

Damn, I really needed that boy dress a little while ago when I was playing my cross-dressing sim. He's an adult now.

[Zeljka]

Last month's contest must have brought out the best in creators, because the strangeness keeps coming. Pretty dress for a girl? Not whore clothes?  Well...

The blue one is for boys!

Quote from an admiring downloader "Awwww cutee LOl a boys dress... ohh if i make a boy really girly.."

I saw that, and couldn't help but think, wouldn't a 'really girly' boy prefer to wear the pink one? 
(I mean, as long as we're playing the blue=boy, pink=girl game)

[flowerchile]

Damn, I really needed that boy dress a little while ago when I was playing my cross-dressing sim. He's an adult now.

They don't have dresses for cross-dressing men?  That surprises me considering some of the shit I've seen designed for this game..

[Avalikia]

I remember running across what was pretty much a drag queen themed sims 2 website once.  I don't remember where though, because I was not inclined to hang around for longer than it takes me to switch webpages.  It's a shame actually, because I'm certain that I could have found something to win this contest there.  Oh, well.

[rohina]

Damn, I really needed that boy dress a little while ago when I was playing my cross-dressing sim. He's an adult now.

They don't have dresses for cross-dressing men?  That surprises me considering some of the shit I've seen designed for this game..

For men, yes. Fewer options for children.

[Avalikia]

That's true.  I'd imagine you'd find plenty of stuff for adult men by simply searching for "sims 2" and "drag queen" at the same time.  Of course, if you're handy with SimPe, it shouldn't be to hard to convert clothing from one to the other since children all pretty much have the same figure.

[Lorelei]

Damn, I really needed that boy dress a little while ago when I was playing my cross-dressing sim. He's an adult now.

They don't have dresses for cross-dressing men?  That surprises me considering some of the shit I've seen designed for this game..

Shuldig has made some fancy drag ballgowns, actually.

[Gwill]

For men, yes. Fewer options for children.

You can fix that very quickly with SimPE.  There are no differences in body shape for boys and girls when they are children and toddlers, so you can just take any dress made for a girl and change the gender in the property sets.  If you try that on teens or adults the head won't align properly with the body.

[Annan]

Quote from the author:
"...I know the clothing doesn't quit fit right and she is " O natural" under the skirt, and some of the joints still have seems, but hey it's a first attempt..."

OT: It drives me crazy when people who can't write in their own native language properly decide to branch out and mutilate another one (in this case, French). It's "au naturel". If you can't spell it, say "naked". Seriously. That and "viola" for "voila" are major peeves of mine. Saying "viola!" makes about as much sense as saying "saxophone!" or "timpani!" for no apparent reason. Orchestral Tourette's?

Also: quite, not quit, and seams, not seems. Just stop. GTFO the Internet.

*snip*

Yes, and don't forget Voila = Walla. That took me a while to figure out the first time I saw it.

[Lorelei]

That and "viola" for "voila" are major peeves of mine. Saying "viola!" makes about as much sense as saying "saxophone!" or "timpani!" for no apparent reason. Orchestral Tourette's?

Yes, and don't forget Voila = Walla. That took me a while to figure out the first time I saw it.

I absolutely agree. I have a writer acquaintance who knows better who does this, and thinks it is cute. (I'm giving her a lot of credit, because her spelling is not the tops, but she's been corrected multiple times and claims it is deliberate.)

UGH!!

[rohina]

*stabs self in the eye

[eaglezero]

Yes, and don't forget Voila = Walla. That took me a while to figure out the first time I saw it.

Oh, wow, I didn't know that's what "walla" was supposed to mean. I just thought it was some strange redneck thing I wasn't familiar with. Huh. Good to know, I suppose.

[torawashi]

Shuldig has made some fancy drag ballgowns, actually.

Ooh, are they still online? I did some searching but wasn't able to find them. I've only found one outfit that worked for a drag queen. The rest (including the website dedicated to it whose name escapes me) tend to leave the narrow waist, breasts and wide hips that the dresses they modify come with. A bit too female, since I prefer Eddie Izzard to RuPaul.

[Lorelei]

Shuldig has made some fancy drag ballgowns, actually.

Ooh, are they still online? I did some searching but wasn't able to find them. I've only found one outfit that worked for a drag queen. The rest (including the website dedicated to it whose name escapes me) tend to leave the narrow waist, breasts and wide hips that the dresses they modify come with. A bit too female, since I prefer Eddie Izzard to RuPaul.

I don't have them myself, they were mentioned on PMBD, and pictures were posted, and I believe they are rather new.

[akatonbo]

The dedicated site is Simmergirl.

[baratron]

Definately a boy. The creator, KSK, only makes stuff for men and only has male sims in her game.

I always wonder if she has a special hacked version of BodyShop. It annoys the hell out of me that it defaults to females when you Create New Project. I'd like to hope the stupid thing would "remember" that the last few things I made were all for males, and I might want to continue with more of the same.

So, I know the contest is over, but I found these utterly hideous outfits yesterday and thought you should see them anyway. They're all by Parisienne at TSR, who has also made some quite tasteful things. Click the image to go to the download.

This first one would have been disqualified from the contest for being swimwear, but it doesn't seem very family-friendly. Has been up since May 31, 2004.


Now for a teenage ass hanging out of oh-so-short skirt. Apparently categorised as Everyday though several downloaders have complained that it showed up in swimwear. On TSR since Jun 1, 2004.


Finally, this... delightful... creation is apparently Formal wear. I think that says it all.