Apr "More Awful Than You" CC Treasure Hunt: Whore Clothes

[Gwill]

* Gwill points and laughs at the woohoo bikini

[MajorMercedes]

Hola, I'm a n00b.  And I come carrying weird looking, whorish toddler outfits:


From TSR by teufelsmienchen entitled "little girls like rose"
It's a pay item, categorized as everyday wear, and has been there since March 6th of this year.

[Hecubus]

edited to remove my entry.

So...I'm an idiot. I forgot that this had been posted already.

It's the drugs.

[Tailchaser]

not to be a nagging nitwitted nancy...but hasn't that already been shown by kellyQ?

Anyways, I'm off to download the woohoo bikini 

[rohina]

Aha ha ha ha ha that woohoo kini is spectacularly vulgar! All she needs is a "do me" tattoo.

[Lorelei]

The WooHoo bikini is hilarious. I'm almost tempted to go fetch it and put it on an annoying Romance Sim.

[eevilcat]

Agreed, I almost choked on my tea when I saw the bikini but it's strangely tempting. I might rework the texture a bit to make it look more like material... or perhaps the screenshot doesn't do it justice.

[angelyne]

These don't really qualify as one is billled as a dominatrix adn the other is more a caricature  but I though you'd <cough> enjoy them.

[Shivani]

Removed.

[angelyne]

Okay here is a real bona fide entry.  I knew that FSMC would not disappoint when I went looking for stuff for this contest :  This is labelled : Sexy Summer party mesh and textures from FSMCDesigns

[MrsH]

These are fantastically strange, distressing and hilarious all at once.  Masterpieces, each and every one of them. 

Somewhere in one of my many backed up and discarded downloads folders I have a TSR treatlet consisting of a couple of strategically placed spider's webs, categorised as everyday.

I am now inspired to go and find it to share.  It's special.

[notveryawesome]

I don't really find the elvenwear whorish. Yes, it's revealing, but the sims wearing the leaves and flowers don't look like they're selling themselves on the street. They just look very, erm... free.

[Shivani]

I don't really find the elvenwear whorish. Yes, it's revealing, but the sims wearing the leaves and flowers don't look like they're selling themselves on the street. They just look very, erm... free.

Well, considering that the definition of whore includes both sexually promiscuous and prostitution, we have it both ways, eh?  So, free or not...

Personally, I think the outfit on either child or teen is like saying, "Hi!  Calling all pedophiles!  Come and get me, baby."

[neriana]

I agree with notveryawesome. Showing skin, even a lot of skin, isn't whorish. That Christmas outfit, with thigh-high stockings which are obviously meant to titillate, is definitely disturbing. Elvish children wearing a few flowers as clothing isn't sexual in any particular way. It's like the difference between wearing a string bikini and going to a nude beach. The people on the nude beach are all just having fun together nakedly without any sexual component, usually. A string bikini, however, is meant to be "sexy".

[Flamingo]

These don't really qualify as one is billled as a dominatrix adn the other is more a caricature  but I though you'd <cough> enjoy them.

<Don't quote the images>

Well, if you're going to enter Bink13y's creations, then I'm suprised you haven't stumbled upon this:



You can find that here, and some alternatives here and here. Of course, seeing as they're actually designed for the purpose of looking like whores, well, they aren't too eligible for entry.

[SaraMK]

Bink13y's stuff is so fun. I wonder where he dug up that hair....

[freetobejulie]

I know these don't hold a candle to the child boob meshes (which remind me of me at that age  ), but I'm surprised no one has put up anything by Buntah of TSR (or her own site) yet.  Not only do the patterns and colors make your eyes bleed, but they also have hideous cuts.  These are all categorized under everyday clothes.

This one's called the "Colorful Party Outfit" - There's a reason why the little girl wearing it looks miserable.


"Fuzzy Fuscia Short Set" - Are those black holes everywhere supposed to make it look fuzzy?  And what's with all the hotpants?


"Short Set" - I don't even need to say anything, just see her description: "Pretty blend of a pale fuschia loosely woven vest and shorts over a shortsleeve baby blue sweater. Blue and fuschia striped shoes to match. Perfect for the playground." 


And....drumroll please....The fugliest creation by Buntah for a female child....

"Two-piece shorter party dress" - "This is the two-piece version. Notice the yellow petticoat that shows when she walks :-) It requires the mesh file in this set." - Notice the stiff mile-high legs.

[Shivani]

Any parent who dressed their child in the "elf" clothes (or even the earlier example of ivy or whatever by the same 'artist') and paraded them around in public ought to be hauled in to the police station.  (Yes, yes, I know, these are sims, not people.  At least, I think that's what they are.)

In any case, there's plenty of offerings in this thread that I don't think are the least bit whorish, so we'll just agree to disagree, okay? 

[neriana]

Any parent who dressed their child in the "elf" clothes (or even the earlier example of ivy or whatever by the same 'artist') and paraded them around in public ought to be hauled in to the police station.  (Yes, yes, I know, these are sims, not people.  At least, I think that's what they are.)

In any case, there's plenty of offerings in this thread that I don't think are the least bit whorish, so we'll just agree to disagree, okay? 

No, I don't agree to disagree. Because they're supposed to be elves romping in the woods or something, not people living in suburbia. Further, the idea that mere skin is enough to constitute pedophilia is the kind of thinking that got a woman hauled to jail for taking pictures of her kids in a bathtub.

[Shivani]

You're entitled to your opinion.  I am to mine.  We will disagree, whether you agree to doing so or not. 

[J. M. Pescado]

Yeah, well, too bad neither of you are judges, so your opinion doesn't count. Nyah.

[MsMaria]

Yeah, well, too bad neither of you are judges, so your opinion doesn't count. Nyah.

  Pes!

I happen to agree with Neriana though. It totally depends on the context. There are sickos out there who will salivate over anything showing skin, while "decent" people will find nudity an innocent and precious thing when involving a child.

I find it adorable when my Sim parents change a diaper on the baby and that sweet little "hiney" is shining for all the world to see.

[Mens Mortuus]

I'm sorry some of you don't think the elfwear is indecent. Tiny little elves with wings (like Tinkerbell) would look really cute, but full-grown sims we dress up as elves? Some people might find it thematic or even sexy  but I just thought it wasn't at all decent, even for elves. To each his own, I guess.

[sloppyhousewife]

And....drumroll please....The fugliest creation by Buntah for a female child....

"Two-piece shorter party dress" - "This is the two-piece version. Notice the yellow petticoat that shows when she walks :-) It requires the mesh file in this set." - Notice the stiff mile-high legs.

Ouch! You should have warned us to put on sunglasses first! At least this gives me an idea where the name Buntah comes from (German "bunt" = colorful) 

[angelyne]

That outfit deserves it's own category.  What the heck did she do to the legs, replace them with sticks?  Ouch.  Thank God, she's retired.  (The sim community breathes a sigh of rellief).

Oh and I agree with the above posters who say there is nothing wrong with showing skin per se. We were all born naked weren't we.  It's all about context.  Nothing wrong with the elf outfit (if you like fantasy themes in your game).