Mar MATY "More Awful Than You" CC Treasure Hunt: Hair!

[NothingToSee]

Hair That Makes You Go "What the Fuck?"

WHAT THE FUCK??!! o_O

Just what is it supposed to be? *looks at it sideways* - nope still no idea...

[ElfPuddle]

But at least it's creative? 

[Quinn]

That's Sorceress Edea from Final Fantasy VIII, so I guess it counts as bad anime hair?

[Emma]

LOL with the picture as a guideline, the creator actually did a good job! I still wouldn't have it in my game though.

[Arina]

In the picture, though, it looks like she has hair. It's ok as a hat/headpiece - a bit strange, but well-made and vaguely attractive if you like things like that, but without the hair it just looks like weird head-growths :S

[polonius]

In the picture, though, it looks like she has hair. It's ok as a hat/headpiece - a bit strange, but well-made and vaguely attractive if you like things like that, but without the hair it just looks like weird head-growths :S

EXACTLY.  The Final Fantasy artwork is quite attractive.  The Sim, on the other hand, simply looks like she was exposed to highly radioactive clowns!

[gynarchy]

I thought it was a torture device, with hypodermic needles and probes and stuff.

[kuronue]

The worst thing about sshodan's "flowing" hair for men is the animation... random panels of hair flap up and down independent of the rest of the hair. It's like, physics FTL..

[rohina]

I know. It's such a shame that the still pictures can't do it justice.

[wendybreaksup]

Reading this (and the treasure hunt for pants) is almost as big of a timesuck as snickering over personals online. It's a good thing I don't do anything productive with my time anyway.

Well, polonius gets my win for finding TSR 'Chiiiler' just because of that one quote. "... Looks a bit messy in screenshots but looks great when it's in the game." hee.

[Ellatrue]

I think the WTF hair would look neat on an alien.

[torawashi]

I think the WTF hair would look neat on an alien.

I'd have to disagree. Even if you're going for weird, the mesh is an absolutely piss-poor job, especially compared to the original. It looks like someone left it in the oven until it started to melt.

[tabbs]

The more I look at this, the more I'm wanting to find a way to use this in my game....

I vote for this one. hehe

[Pyromaniac]

The Statue look and the Peacock Cut. Nothing spectacular, mind you, but still deserves to be pointed and laughed at.



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[vcline]

That's Sorceress Edea from Final Fantasy VIII, so I guess it counts as bad anime hair?

I'm leaving out the original picture and the one from the post I'm quoting, but I *have* to know where to get this hair.  I love it - there must be something wrong with me.

[sudaki]

From DivinoSims.

I think I found this one's long-lost brother. From Forwardmotion on TSR:

[Berg]

The worst thing about sshodan's "flowing" hair for men is the animation... random panels of hair flap up and down independent of the rest of the hair. It's like, physics FTL..

I know, and what Rohina said: pictures can't do it justice, although I tried my best:



(I took these pics over a week ago, planning on posting them here but I forgot all about it. I also have no idea what the hair is doing in my game since I did a complete wipe-out not too long ago and have been very picky about what goes into my DL folder after that, but I was rather amused when my sims went to this restaurant for the first time and met the waiter as seen above...)

I don't like Rose's stuff and rarely visit her site but I did so today and this hair literally made me ROFL.

I suppose it's some sort of anime/gaming character hair, I wouldn't know, but...

No, words fail me.

[Gnome]

It reminds me of Joe Higashi's hair from King of Fighters.

[Arina]

That reminds me of my dead, glue-coated paintbrush, with tissue paper wrapped around it. It's not even like that creator was aiming to make something that resembled hair, surely? Why does the headband/dried-on tissue paper have crease lines on it when it's obvious that the hair is glued perfectly straight, and the headband is glued to that? What on earth is it creasing on? x_x

Why does the headband start after his head starts to flatten out? How is it staying straight like that? Wouldn't that be horribly uncomfortable and probably impossible?

Why do the highlights go all the way around and not reach the top? Is someone running around him with a low-power torch and aiming it at his hair? So where on earth are the crease shadows coming from, again?! (Also, why are they doing that?) It seems like a lot of effort was taken to make the ends look nice and natural, so why not the rest of the hair? And are there really two little cut-out pieces just above his eyes? Why?

That "flowing" hair reminds me of one (possibly peggy) hair I had that was also badly animated, and really, really violently flicked about, even when the sim wasn't really moving. :S

[rohina]

I love the way the headband matches the background, almost making it look like the hair is levitating above the guy's head.

[polonius]

I love the way the headband matches the background, almost making it look like the hair is levitating above the guy's head.

That was my first impression when I looked at the picture too!  I thought, "Now THAT is a serious gap."  It would make peggy's meshes look high-quality.

[angelyne]

The hair isn't the worse I saw, but this has got to be the ugliest non maxis sims I ever saw.  I wonder if it's her self-sim

[angelyne]

I don't like Rose's stuff and rarely visit her site but I did so today and this hair literally made me ROFL.

I'm persistently reminded of some sort of kitchen implement.  Can't put my finger on it though.  A mushroom brush ? hmmm.  One of those things you use to clean woks?

Oh and I'm on a roll.  How about this little gem

[rohina]

I think the ugliness of the models really adds to these.

[MsMaria]

The toupee hair is hysterically funny!

I agree, some of these Sims are uglier than the hair. Almost.