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Okay, so I'm bored. Here's a treasure hunt for you: Find the most godawful PANTS in all of simland!
Rules:
1. It must be a real item. Item must not be made by you or anyone on your site. No, you may not create an awful entry just for this purpose.
2. Item must be have been created BEFORE this contest! No creating an awful item just to win!
3. It must be from a real site. Somebody's Angelfryer or Geoshitties page is not a real site. Bonus points if it's a paysite!
4. It must be awful. The most awful winning entry will be chosen by a panel of selected judges and the winner will be awarded a free month's subscription.
5. Items must be submitted by the deadline, the end of Feb, Server Time.
6. Submissions must be posted here, with pictures. Show off the awfulness! Bonus points if the screenshots were from the site of the item itself, meaning it looks bad even in the propaganda photos!
7. Carla Niven is disqualified. We already know he'd win. Besides, Freewebs is not a real site.
And remember: The goggles do nothing!
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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kathy
Asinine Airhead
Posts: 40
Don't have anything nice to say? Come sit by me!
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« Last Edit: 2007 February 08, 01:49:36 by kathy »
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To kill or not to kill that is the question
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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All Pescados Suck.
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« Last Edit: 2007 February 27, 06:32:27 by Emma »
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jsalemi
Town Crier
Vacuous Vegetable
Posts: 4475
In dog we trust, all others pay cash...
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Oh my goodness -- if I had a vote, those would win right now....
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ElfPuddle
Stupid-to-English Translator
Uncouth Undesirable
Posts: 3169
"Darn! That's the end!"
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*searches in vain for eyebleach*
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I haven't died. I moved to the American South. Rumors to the contrary are highly exaggerated.
Member 960. Admitted to the MATY Senate by a 10-0 vote: 2006 August 10. Expelled by a 15-12 vote: 2008 May 30.
Should that mean anything?
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Theo
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Oh my goodness -- if I had a vote, those would win right now....
I don't know... Sure it looks awful, but I think the burlesque look is somewhat intentional, whereas the pants from anitathesims2.com reach a high level of textile desecration while being portrayed as normal clothing. ElfPuddle, could you pass the eye bleach, please?  |
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ElfPuddle
Stupid-to-English Translator
Uncouth Undesirable
Posts: 3169
"Darn! That's the end!"
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I haven't died. I moved to the American South. Rumors to the contrary are highly exaggerated.
Member 960. Admitted to the MATY Senate by a 10-0 vote: 2006 August 10. Expelled by a 15-12 vote: 2008 May 30.
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I thought punks had more taste than that!
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MistyBlue
Knuckleheaded Knob
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Ooh, I like this game! I have 2 entries from TSR...both made by the WORST clothing creator I've ever seen, Buntah!   Ugly yellow things can be found HEREand Magenta things can be found HERE |
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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All Pescados Suck.
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Do you know, I am actually considering downloading these ugly clothes to have a 'Bad Taste' theme neighbourhood Only the free ones though! |
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Countess
MsMaria
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Wow. There's some godawful pants on this page.  How do people have the nerve to claim them as their own creations?  *borrows the eye bleach from Elfie |
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Odi et amo. quare id faciam, fortasse requiris?<br />Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior.
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Magicmoon
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Click the link MistyBlue gave for ugly yellow. It has 2 more equally hideous pants/outfits on that page. Too bad there isn't bonus points for ties that have been spray painted on, or that bottom outfit would be a sure winner.
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Running: Sims2, University, Nightlife, OFB, Pets, Seasons, BV, FT and AL
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BastDawn
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Do you know, I am actually considering downloading these ugly clothes to have a 'Bad Taste' theme neighbourhood Only the free ones though! That would make a great Legacy story. I'd enjoy the screenshots, anyhow. Maybe the only NPCs allowed to marry into the family would be the ones who had the right look. |
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Baronetess
polonius
Corpulent Cretin
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Okay, after about an hour of hunting... I need to puke. Also, I have pictures (no, not of that!) I... have a confession to make... and I'm ashamed to admit this... but I'm starting to think Carla Niven... isn't that bad. *breaks down sobbing* I KNOW it's wrong! I KNOW!I had some trouble narrowing down the pics I collected, but after much deliberation (aided by Pepto-Bismol) I came up with these four. -all four are pay items -all are preview pics taken from their respective sites Two are in the poorly-made category, and two are in the OMG-MY-EYES!!!11 category. Get your eye bleach ready:  Pic 1: chaz_designs  Pic 2: STP Carly   Both from Glamour Sim. These pictures, by the way, are only scratching the tip of the tackiness iceberg (love mixing metaphors  ) that is Glamour Sim. I actually have a folder of pics of bad CC - glamour sim accounts for close to half of what's in there. The folder is highly amusing and depressing at the same time - most are pay content  AUGH! My sense of taste! It's... it's going numb! Help me! *curls into a ball under her desk* |
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Emma
Goopy Lover
Dead Member
Posts: 6109
All Pescados Suck.
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Yikes! Those are horrible! Do you know, I am actually considering downloading these ugly clothes to have a 'Bad Taste' theme neighbourhood Only the free ones though! That would make a great Legacy story. I'd enjoy the screenshots, anyhow. Maybe the only NPCs allowed to marry into the family would be the ones who had the right look. Goopy would fit right in then  I'd have to bleach my eyes every time I played my game! |
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KellyQ
STUPID PUDDING
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Okay I hate to ask a stupid question but for the life of me I can't figure out how to post a picture on this forum...so how does one go about doing that? I have some entries I'd love to be able to post. (Not to mention some very cute kitty pics for another thread. ) |
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<Pescado> Make it quick. I'm busy and you're not funny.
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Senator
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The only way I have found to post pictures is to upload them from my computer to a site like photobucket (most of everybody here uses photobucket) and then copy the image code from the picture there and then put it in the reply box on this site. I strongly recommend that you do a "preview" to make sure that it turns out the way you intended.
I got this information from right-clicking pictures that are posted on this site & choosing "Properties" and seeing where they came from and from looking at the codes in the quote boxes. Once I uploaded a picture to photobucket I could find the image code very easily.
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I want people to stop saying, "Son of a bitch". Instead we should say "Son of an ASS" because that is more accurate. Spread the word!  |
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Ness
Hairy-Bellied Heretic
Terrible Twerp
Posts: 2354
DOWN WITH CHEESE!
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polonius
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Interesting... I saw those tartan pants on TSR and skipped over them because they'd already been posted here.
So, who did the theft? Or are the creators the same person? *intrigued*
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KellyQ
STUPID PUDDING
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« Last Edit: 2007 February 09, 20:26:43 by KellyQ »
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<Pescado> Make it quick. I'm busy and you're not funny.
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Jelenedra
The New "Gay"
Whiny Wussy
Posts: 7582
Evil Mastermind BehindTorturing Emo 12s
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Parsimonious has far more tacky eye bleach clothing than they do actual good looking stuff.
Is is a coincidence that all the of horrible Goopy clothing are from HappyMoonBelly? I mean, MaxisMoonBelly?
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We are on your forum, taking over your world and making your children gay. |
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J. M. Pescado
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Goopy would fit right in then I'd have to bleach my eyes every time I played my game! That's no way to speak about your husband, EMMA. Besides, your Gooplets aren't hideous. |
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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All Pescados Suck.
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Duchess
sloppyhousewife
Lipless Loser
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