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rohina
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Interesting. Can you upgrade to excellent sex by omitting the face-punching?
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J. M. Pescado
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Interesting. Can you upgrade to excellent sex by omitting the face-punching?
No, face-punching, chair-smashing, object-throwing, clawing, and hair-pulling are all essential parts of good sex. Otherwise it's just boring porn-sex. As Vtuggle puts it, it would lack passion. |
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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Soylent Sim
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Why am I reminded of the fact that fun and games only get better when someone loses an eye?
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Why am I reminded of the fact that fun and games only get better when someone loses an eye?
Because pirates have more fun? |
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Dont forget only one can win! Beat them down!  |
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siggylove
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Knuckleheaded Knob
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Agreed! The best porn (I have seen; made when dinosaurs walked the Earth) was made in the early 1970's. It was a late night and a mate had managed to hire this video from the XXX shelf- very brave. Anyway about half way through finally a couple just got on with it, they had forgotten the camera and were thoroughly enjoying themselves. Just straight missionary sex with lots of giggling, not a turn on but even with the crazy "porn" music in the background entertaining to watch. The rest of the movie I have no recollection of. Today's stuff is full of heavy breathing and playing to the cameras, if my friends' husbands collection is anything to go by? If someone giggles during sex, they need to be punched in the face. They probably need it anyway. Face-punching is an important part of good sex. Maybe the beard tickles them Pes? |
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me, than a full frontal lobotamy
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laeshanin
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Fook me, it took long enough to get a title!
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I don't know quite why, siggy, but my head is full of the most appalling imagery. Has velcro sprung into anyone else's? Or is it just me because my mind is in the gutter?
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siggylove
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Rofl  *picks Laeshanin up out from the gutter, and dusts her down |
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If it's rained lately, a wet-dry vac would work better...
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"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of
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I would not mind if Maxis snagged a few of those for default faces!
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siggylove
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Knuckleheaded Knob
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AllenABQ - thanks for the links, good to see some realistic looking men - although I wasn't quite sure if I looking at the Villiage People at times lol. YMCA |
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I think a contributing factor is the fact that most people make smooth, oily skins and Maxis skins are pretty smooth in and of themselves. No Maxis skin really adequately captures my scaly, scowly mug.
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AllenABQ
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AllenABQ - thanks for the links, good to see some realistic looking men - although I wasn't quite sure if I looking at the Villiage People at times lol. YMCA Perhaps. LOL I see guys who look like that every day -- usually blue-collar types but some professionals. And most of them would probably punch anyone for suggesting that they look gay. |
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AllenABQ
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I think a contributing factor is the fact that most people make smooth, oily skins and Maxis skins are pretty smooth in and of themselves. No Maxis skin really adequately captures my scaly, scowly mug.
Yes, I've noticed that a lot of custom content makers do skintones that are so reflective that the skin looks like it's covered in vegetable oil. Or was lacquered with verathane or something like that. It looks so freakishly unnatural, and I often wonder what these creators are trying to achieve. Human skin does NOT reflect light that way. Anyhow I've tried in my own meager way to offer something different yet very representative of the real world. |
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siggylove
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AllenABQ - thanks for the links, good to see some realistic looking men - although I wasn't quite sure if I looking at the Villiage People at times lol. YMCA Perhaps. LOL I see guys who look like that every day -- usually blue-collar types but some professionals. And most of them would probably punch anyone for suggesting that they look gay. Indeed, some men probably would do that. Thankfully, when my gaydar hasn't worked, gay men haven't punched me in the face for thinking they're straight lol. Sorry to be so flippant AllenABQ, it was just a bad joke  I think it was the handlebar mustache that made it pop into my head and of course I was a big fan of the Villiage People, so it doesn't help lol |
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I live in Nebraska and I see this guy "Richard Kislapete - Tough guy" or variations of him every single day. LOL
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Gethane Sims Maxis only lots, neighborhood terrains, and more!
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<snip> I've noticed that a lot of custom content makers do skintones that are so reflective that the skin looks like it's covered in vegetable oil. <snip> Vegetable oil can be fun... |
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laeshanin
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AllenABQ I use some of your hairy skin tones I like my Male sims a little hairy.
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"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of
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siggylove
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Can't believe I just admitted to being a fan of the Villiage People at MATY of all places? What the hell was I thinking?
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I can't believe you mentioned it again. The discussion of vegetable oil might have taken people's minds off it until you brought it up again.
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siggylove
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