laeshanin
FURRY!
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Not just bi, they should hump inanimate objects.  There's an interesting thought.. Do they hump anything?? People's legs, toys, stuff like that.. Gawd love 'em, they certainly do! It is a nasty little habit easily controlled by the whipping off of the testicles by a suitably qualified vet. It's also hardwired into their behaviour as a method of demonstrating heirarchy in the pack. You'd better make certain you're the boss if you aren't keen on dog semen... I do think a hack for neutering is a good idea, though I'm not so certain about the spraying for a full tom, Motoki? The smell... oh, the smell. |
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Dopp
Corpulent Cretin
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Pets really should be 100% bi, especially dogs. Not to mention cross-species  . I think the humping has less to do with intercourse and more to do with dominance. Female dogs sometimes hump males if they are the dominant ones. |
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flowerchile
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We are talking about the game here are we not??!!  |
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I went outside once...the graphics were shit.
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Baroness
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My dog tries to hump the cats they just ignore him.  |
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"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of
the strong."
---Gandhi
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Not just bi, they should hump inanimate objects. OK that made me laugh outloud again! Definitely required! |
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flowerchile
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My dog tries to hump the cats they just ignore him. My dog tries to hump the others...the unfortunate thing is the 3 females have seen this and are now trying to do the same as him .. to eachother |
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I went outside once...the graphics were shit.
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PandaGirl
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my friend used to have a dog that was into humping his goat...
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I went outside once...the graphics were shit.
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GreenEyedHobgobblin
Asinine Airhead
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[See also: Damage Inc356]
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I think the humping has less to do with intercourse and more to do with dominance. Female dogs sometimes hump males if they are the dominant ones.
Definately. And if you let a dog hump people because you think it's funny they wind up thinking they're dominant. Cats are just so much easier. |
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Motoki
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Well not when they spray everywhere to mark their dominance and then the next cat has to spray on top of that spot to one up the last one and so on and so on.  |
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In communist China Peggy's hairs cut you!
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skandelouslala
Lipless Loser
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Don't look now but they're going to kill you.
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Indeed...dogs humping things (other than for mating obviously) is a sign of dominance. Most people don't realize this for whatever reason. Hence why my mom's ugly little chihuahua attempts to hump everyone that walks into her house and the people in her house. They treat the chihuahua like she owns the house so she thinks she does. Stupid ass chihuahua. My dog knows it's the submissive one.
However how does one explain cats humping random things? My cats got a *ahem* little friendly before and after they got neutered with a stuffed animal. It was so wrong. Eventually I had to hide it from them.
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neriana
Souped!
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Cats humping things is a sign of dominance as well. Though getting it on with a stuffed animal -- you probably just have perverted cats . |
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I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive.
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GreenEyedHobgobblin
Asinine Airhead
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[See also: Damage Inc356]
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Well not when they spray everywhere to mark their dominance and then the next cat has to spray on top of that spot to one up the last one and so on and so on. Never had that happen. We had one who'd piss on anything that you left on the floor, but... other than that. I've also had a few compulsive sweater/stuffed toy washers, but never a humper. And cats don't hump for dominance. If you cat does hump stuff or other cats... neriana is right, it's just a pervert. |
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jinx
Asinine Airhead
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My cat never used to try and hump things but she did have a knicker fetish she used to steal my sisters underwear and hide them  |
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Digitalis
Asinine Airhead
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I would love to see a Spay/Neuter hack, as well as one that makes pets randomly mate. When I found out that you had to tell your pets to get it on, it annoyed me. It's bad enough that your Sims cheer when the animals mate, but then they have to tell them to do it, too? Why do I get the feeling that someone at EA is twisted in the head?
My grandmother has a poodle that tries to hump you whenever you curl up in a blanket. When I was little I would try and drag my blanket around the house, and that dog would be following right behind me, trying to assume the position and molest my blanket. I thought it was the funniest damn thing. Now, not so much.
I also have three cats that are impulsive sprayers, and only two of them are male. Only one of the boys isn't fixed, and the little girl never sprayed until the boys started spraying. Quite irritating, actually. Spray is hard to get up effectively, and whenever it rains, you know for sure if you missed anything.
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