How Can I Re-virginize My Sim?

[nikita]

Is it possible to remove a first woohoo?  Not just the memory but the very existence of it so that the next time my Sim woohoos, that will be her first?

My Sim at some point in time unknowingly woohooed with some friggin dormie (my guess was that it was Shaklin's lovebed) and now all my plans for her to lose her virginity on her wedding night to her triple-lightning bolt dream man are dashed.   

[J. M. Pescado]

The memory is the first woohoo, if you remove it, it will go away. And that's what you get for using those evil things.

[nikita]

Oh good, I was hoping it would be that easy.  Thanks! 

Shaklin's bed isn't evil.  It was my fault for leaving it on autonomous during a party, that's never a good idea.  Unless it's one of those kinds of parties...

[syberspunk]

Maybe that was your sim's way of telling you, she couldn't wait that long... 

Ste

[lindaetterlee]

Virginity is highly overrated.

[neriana]

So you want your Sim to have a bad wedding night?

[aussieone]

Actually, that'd be pretty funny.

Your sim goes into aspiration failure due to a dud screw!! 

[nikita]

Awww, noooo.  It'll be magical.   

The whole virgin bride thing was unintentional at first.  I realized about halfway through college that my Sim was still a virgin when a "Have Very First Woohoo" want popped up.  I was pretty surprised because she was a Pleasure Sim with the 50 first date wants and I thought she had already woohooed with one of the neighbor boys but I guess she's a good girl.  I decided that I would have her work on her LTW and that her 50th first date would be with the man she would marry.  It was just this night and I found out that he's a Romance Sim and the first fear that rolled up was "Get Married to Jadyn (my Sim)".  It was their first date, he barely even knew her!

But since he's a Romance Sim that means he's experienced so I imagine their wedding should be satisfying.  And she's rich so at least he'll get a good memory from marrying her.

[Maria]

Virginity should be lost early so that the wedding night can be spent properly: eating leftover cake and steak, drinking champagne, and opening envelope after envelope of money.  Ah, sweet memories.

[neriana]

Awww, noooo.  It'll be magical.   

Does anyone honestly remember their first time being "magical"? (It's the kind of term I absolutely hate when applied to sex ever, but anyway.) Unless one's sex life is a total mess, the first time is comparatively quite bad.

By the way, as an unmarried non-virgin, I'm highly offended by the implication that only unsexed uptight prudes can be "good" .

[jrd]

Magical? Nah. Messy and uncomfortable.

[Avalikia]

As an unmarried virgin, I'm highly offended by the implication that the first time is bad.

[IgnorantBliss]

As an unmarried virgin, I'm highly offended by the implication that the first time is bad.

If both parties are inexperienced/first-timers, then the chances are your first time having sex will not be a mind-blowing experience. That's just reality. Everything takes practice, including being a fantastic lover, and getting to know the other person's preferences. Expecting something bigger than life from your first ever time in the sack will likely just get you disappointed. I'm not a pessimist, just a realist.

[J. M. Pescado]

Magical? Nah. Messy and uncomfortable.

Sex is overrated anyway.

[BlueSoup]

Magical? Nah. Messy and uncomfortable.

Sex is overrated anyway.

Sometimes I feel incredibly sorry for you, when I am not bemused and bewildered by you.

[dizzy]

A nice red "First Woohoo" memory would be great, actually. I mean, for the game. 

[Simsbaby]

If the sim that was WooHooed with was male, the text could read.

Well that sucked, I wish a certain someone would install Crammyboy's Penis already, and don't forget to set it to big.

[J. M. Pescado]

Sometimes I feel incredibly sorry for you, when I am not bemused and bewildered by yo.

Hey, at least *I* *LIKE* the way I am. YOU, on the other hand, seem to wrestle with self-loathing issues. Like how you object vehemently to the fact that you have a fat head, even though it's true. Why you seem to object to this is beyond me. Do you see me objecting to being considered an asshole, or for my horrible skin? No, I *LIKE* the way I am. If you started calling me snake-man, I wouldn't be bothered by this at all. I don't see why you should feel sorry for me. I *LIKE* what I am. I am *AWESOME*! Now being YOU, on the other hand, THAT would suck. And not even because of your fat head, either.

[laeshanin]

First time..? I felt nothing but vague disappointment that sex was built up to something important when it was uncomfortable and quick. And it rapidly becomes dull unless you're 'in love' or keen on playing lots of games.

[ElfPuddle]

Anyone else feel the need to refer to El Pres. as "Snake Man"?

[neriana]

And it rapidly becomes dull unless you're 'in love' or keen on playing lots of games.

Ahem, does not. It rapidly becomes better. The first time is just weird though. It's something you have to get over so you can start actually doing it right. Like when you ride a bike for the first time and fall over immediately -- but you eventually get the hang of it.

Why the "in love" in quotation marks, btw? You don't have to be in love to have great sex, but that doesn't mean love is meaningless.

[BlueSoup]

Sometimes I feel incredibly sorry for you, when I am not bemused and bewildered by you.

Hey, at least *I* *LIKE* the way I am. YOU, on the other hand, seem to wrestle with self-loathing issues. Like how you object vehemently to the fact that you have a fat head, even though it's true. Why you seem to object to this is beyond me. Do you see me objecting to being considered an asshole, or for my horrible skin? No, I *LIKE* the way I am. If you started calling me snake-man, I wouldn't be bothered by this at all. I don't see why you should feel sorry for me. I *LIKE* what I am. I am *AWESOME*! Now being YOU, on the other hand, THAT would suck. And not even because of your fat head, either.

blah blah blah.  Like I care what you think of me.  Those days are over.

[IgnorantBliss]

A nice red "First Woohoo" memory would be great, actually. I mean, for the game. 

I like that idea very much 

[KevinTMC]

Magical? Nah. Messy and uncomfortable.

Sex is overrated anyway.

Sometimes I feel incredibly sorry for you, when I am not bemused and bewildered by you.

Actually, I agree with Pescado. Whether he's being serious or not.

Something can be very, very good, and yet still overrated. People can be unhealthily obsessed with something that would, in fact, be very good for them if approached in a healthy manner.

In our day, sex appears to be one such something.

[/Retardo Land pontificating]

P.S. There ought to be random texts to go along with the First Woohoo memory, not just the usual gloop we get for memories. Such as:

"Not bad...now to try a little compare-and-contrast..." (for Romance sims)
"Well. That wasn't quite what I expected."
"Why was I so desperate to do that again?"
"Please don't re-virginize me. That was awkard enough the first time around."
"Now I know why there are professionals."

[Ellatrue]

Does anyone honestly remember their first time being "magical"? (It's the kind of term I absolutely hate when applied to sex ever, but anyway.) Unless one's sex life is a total mess, the first time is comparatively quite bad.

By the way, as an unmarried non-virgin, I'm highly offended by the implication that only unsexed uptight prudes can be "good" .

My first time was pretty awesome, yes. No rose petals, but you could call it that.