vilia
Juvenile Jackass
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Sourdough and vinegar - that's the stuff!
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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All Pescados Suck.
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Sourdough and vinegar - that's the stuff!
That'll put [more] hairs on his chest Shame it won't put any on his head  |
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J. M. Pescado
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* J. M. Pescado mauls Kacidama. |
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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*Kacidama steals Pescado's Gnome.....*
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kacidama
Juvenile Jackass
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* kacidama looks down
*EEek is this a dagger gnome I see before me?*
* kacidama wonders how it got there
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Don't buy a Gnome with learning difficulties - It's not big and its not clever!
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*Kacidama picks up the gnome and, looking furtively around for signs of a raging Pescado....*
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jsalemi
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Vacuous Vegetable
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In dog we trust, all others pay cash...
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Amin is a lazy lout with a terrible personality. Of the stock townies, Komei is my favorite by far.
Yea, I liked Komei too. He ended up marrying Mary-Sue Pleasant after she booted Daniel out, and he got abducted not long after, bringing my first alien kid into the game. And after Mary-Sue died, he rolled 3 bolts with Stella Terrano (guess he developed a thing for aliens, what with giving birth to one and all  ), and they had 4 kids before he finally went to the great bit bucket in the sky. |
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Well, in my present game he a Grilled Cheese!
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simposiast
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I like the gnome stealing, but I wish the gnome would turn up on the lot of whoever stole it. It'd be fun to see it go round the neighourhood!
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Today one of my sims arrived at another sim's house, (townies all banned, so since so far only 4 families, they are constantly walking by) and was greeted by his friend, immediately gave a wicked grin and put the gnome in his *inventory* - now why couldn't there be a way to get it back there and then?
"Hey! give me back my gnome!"
"What gnome? I don't have your gnome!"
"Then what's that sticking out of your *inventory*?!"
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Myth
Pinheaded Pissant
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I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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Komei ended up kicking starting my last Legacy. He was pretty good to my CAS. They adored each other to the end. He didn't make a half bad elder either. Distingushed right up like a Burt Reynold's, Sean Connery kind of way. and... * Myth throws cheese at the JMBeastie |
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Rohina: Motion to Expel Myth from the Senate. Just testing an hypothesis. Nothing to do with the fact that she smells like ass.
Flowerchile: Have you be'd norty again Mythie?
Mythchick: No, I just followed Rohina around a little and now smell like ass.
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In one game (pre-NL) I made a Romance sim called Lucrezie de la Mort with the intention of using her to kill off all the townies! The first one she met was Komei and she fell for him. Last time I played them, he had had an alien baby, while Joe Carr, who was living in their house, had had twin alien babies - they both got abducted the same night. Lucrezie was an excellent step-mum, going out to work and earning an astronaut's salary in order to grant their wants for shrubs and trees etc. Komei and Joe were excellent parents, although they kept wanting to get jobs! since I didn't want any nannies around, they were doomed to be stay-at-home dads for quite a few simdays!
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* Twain wonders to himself why when he sends a thread off-topic it gets sent to RL...but when others do it...they remain. Strange  |
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. - Mark Twain www.thesporum.net |
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It's because you're special Twain.  I usually kill Komei. Just because I can. |
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BeckerCheez
Irritating Ignoramus
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'cause I don't have anything else...
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I have Lola and Chloe Singles/Curious fighting over Komei right now. Sheesh, way to woohoo with the same guy on the same day.  |
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Heh, sounds like a couple of the girls who lived on the floor of my dorm. You should have Lola & Chloe both have kids by him. |
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I think there must be some virtual testosterone that Maxis gave to its own creations! (Townies and NPCs in particular....)
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BeckerCheez
Irritating Ignoramus
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'cause I don't have anything else...
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Since I cloned a bunch of Sims from other neighborhoods using SimPE, Chloe and Don Lothario had a love child. If Lola and Chloe had kids by Komei, that'd be baby number two for her. Unfortunately I let them age to elder, so that can't happen. |
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Well, you can always age her back down again.
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Emma
Goopy Lover
Dead Member
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All Pescados Suck.
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* Twain wonders to himself why when he sends a thread off-topic it gets sent to RL...but when others do it...they remain. Strange It's because you smell like feet Twain * Emma pokes Twain with a long stick |
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And because if the thread is amusing enough, it stops the Podium getting too serious! (I think!)
Anyway, back to those dratted gnomes, everyone! Anyone got a good gnome joke?
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vilia
Juvenile Jackass
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Robin-chwaaan
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...and the bartender says...
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"What are you gnomes drinking?"
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vilia
Juvenile Jackass
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Robin-chwaaan
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The first gnome says to the other "we just walked into his bar and he still wants to serve us?"
Q: What's the difference between a truck and a pile of dead gnomes?
A: I don't have a truck in my garage.
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