You could always go to the Official BBS and suggest it on their official Suggest An Idea thingy... Just make sure you don't get your brain sucked out in the process. Maybe wear a tinfoil hat to protect you while you're posting, or have a loved one stand by with a crowbar or mallet to whack you over the head, just in case...
Tinfoil hats don't work. You need at least three layers of lead foil to be effective.