New Patch 1.18/2.13/3.9/4.6/5.4/6.1

[Versus]

Is it just me, or has anyone noticed that vampires are no longer are centered on the vampire altars?

They fix the moodlet, and then they break the bed alignment. EA can't do anything right.

[J. M. Pescado]

Is this a new behavior? Did this occur in the previous patch? I don't remember seeing it then.

[jezzer]

I think the new patch caused it, Pescado.  That's when everyone started reporting it, and several people said the alignment was fine before the patch.

[Anach]

It's generally only visiting vampires which use the vamp beds in my house and I only see them side on, so it took me a while to notice. Wasn't the case before the patch.

[Painkiller]

I confirm it's the patch who did it. I thought I fiddled with the bed placement before the patch but no, as soon as the sim lies down he'll hover on the left side of the vampire bed.

[J. M. Pescado]

They hover on the other side if they approach from the side, too, and plant their butt in the air when sitting. It's like the game treats the thing as a double bed. The investigation of the mystery continues.

[BobbyTH]

The only fun thing in "late night" and they have to bork it for us ,
I concur ,this is a new bug introduce by the 6.1.11 patch ,this sleeping off to the side thing is keeping me awake at night ,lol

I'm working on a quick fix for my game and will share it when done ,
as i say ,it a quick and dirty fix that will work ,until someone as talented as J.M. find a better cure .
EA might fix it and break something else in the process ,but not likely before the Stuff Pack "Outdoor Living" comes out!
If they want to sleep on the side of the bed ,that's fine by me ,I'm just gonna shift the coffin to the side by half a tile .quick and dirty !

EDIT  : there seams to be one little detail i did no anticipate (this was no issue in sims2 objects),now the light on the candle didn't move with the altar ,so they are the one on the wrong place now ,anyhow ,I still thing it looks better ,perhaps we can turn off the candle now somehow

second edit: I uploaded the Altar to my clouds ,if anyone is interested ,you can PM me for the link ,as i'm not sure were to post this ,since it will be rendered useless when EA or more likely a talented modder from the community come up with a better solution.
I will also post it in my section at Insimadults.org Bobby's Bordello > Projects and Prototype

[Freezerburn]

Oh my.

[tizerist]

Well seeing as the shells DO show up, what other conclusion would you want anyone(Shouty Voles included) to draw? Especially since you offer no more information than "I haz pwoblem, halp me." Speshul Snowflake as you may or may not be, we do need more info, like what fucking mods you ARE using.

Er, well seeing as my screen proved that they HAVEN'T showed up, your attempt at  trying to sound smart failed miserably.
And what more information do you need, even at your low level of intellect?
I'll give you some information if you really want it child:
Some of us are intelligent enough to think before they post. That includes removing mods when there is a problem, and sometimes providing a screen as a visual aid. And then there are those of us that spout off without thinking first. Either because they are incapable of thinking first, or just can't be arsed. They then get smacked-the-hell-down by higher life-forms in public (like now) and don't even seem to have the capacity to feel a sliver of shame when that happens. You don't need to explain which of those you come under.  

[OmegaStarr]

All your screen shot proved is that you don't understand the concept of cropping. What's all this talk of intelligence, you can't even figure out how to properly display an avatar, let alone figure out how you've borked your game. Now who's being a shouty lil cunt?

[Grimma]

You see, I haet haet haet the fucking shouting vole. I see no resemblance between it and my cunt, which is fabulous, and resent the implication that there is any resemblance at all. Please check your misogyny at the door, kthxbai.

[spockblock]

You see, I haet haet haet the fucking shouting vole. I see no resemblance between it and my cunt, which is fabulous, and resent the implication that there is any resemblance at all. Please check your misogyny at the door, kthxbai.

I agree that cunts are by definition fabulous, and I'm deeply grateful that my wife has one, for instance, but I think comparing the Vole to one may be more of a "make the vegetarian eat a hot dog" sort of thing. Because from what I can tell, the Vole is deeply allergic to ladies and their lady parts.

In any case, I was going to suggest "pirate hooker" as a replacement epithet, but then I remembered that I know a couple of really nice former hookers. And everybody loves pirates! So this leaves us with "fucktard," I guess. And maybe "Santorum Breath."

[J. M. Pescado]

You see, I haet haet haet the fucking shouting vole. I see no resemblance between it and my cunt, which is fabulous, and resent the implication that there is any resemblance at all. Please check your misogyny at the door, kthxbai.

To be fair, comparison to genitalia is not really sexist, as comparison to male genitalia does not produce a positive image either.

[cwurts]

You see, I haet haet haet the fucking shouting vole. I see no resemblance between it and my cunt, which is fabulous, and resent the implication that there is any resemblance at all. Please check your misogyny at the door, kthxbai.

To be fair, comparison to genitalia is not really sexist, as comparison to male genitalia does not produce a positive image either.

Speak for yourself!

[JerseyGirlOOOO]

To be fair, comparison to genitalia is not really sexist, as comparison to male genitalia does not produce a positive image either.

Isn't that nice?  Now how about going away and pretending to fix problems?  Fucking dickless wonder.

[jezzer]

To be fair, comparison to genitalia is not really sexist, as comparison to male genitalia does not produce a positive image either.

Isn't that nice?  Now how about going away and pretending to fix problems?  Fucking dickless wonder.

Can someone please can or ban Muff Cabbage?  The spray-tan fumes are making me ill.

[uknortherner]

To be fair, comparison to genitalia is not really sexist, as comparison to male genitalia does not produce a positive image either.

Isn't that nice?  Now how about going away and pretending to fix problems?  Fucking dickless wonder.

Can someone please can or ban Muff Cabbage?  The spray-tan fumes are making me ill.

Oh fuck yes. She makes our chavs look ejumacated in comparison!

[spockblock]

Can someone please can or ban Muff Cabbage?  The spray-tan fumes are making me ill.

Oh fuck yes. She makes our chavs look ejumacated in comparison!

Careful. Chavs and Guidos are natural allies. If they ever figure this out on their own, the world's entire supply of costume jewelry and plaid lifestyle accessories will be in grave danger of extinction, and then there will be nothing left for poor Britney Spears except some picked-over Von Dutch remnants.

[tizerist]

You. And this changes nothing, the point has been made. Just give up?

[jezzer]

You. And this changes nothing, the point has been made. Just give up?

Please to be using the "quote" button.  It makes the fights easier to track.

[tizerist]

I know, sorry. It's a specialist tactic. The idea is that the victim might not notice the answer, and I can then cross that one off the list as 'answered/resolved' without the risk of further backchat.

[jezzer]

Tsk!  One of the basic tenets of MOAR FIGHT! is that the other person notices and responds, back and forth, until the entire thing ends in vicious NO Uing, a permanent grudge, and possibly soup.

[J. M. Pescado]

I just wanted to mention that I found the cause of the vampire-out-of-alignment bug and killed it. It will endeadinated in the next update of AWESOMEMOD.

[leopoldstotch]

Fuck you EA. You didn't fucking patch my game to .17 and it's still on .0001. Fuck you. I'm on a fucking cruise and I have to download a bajillion patches which are hiking up my minutes on the interwebz. I hate you so much, you worthless sack of shit. I hope you go out of business. So not worth my time and money.

'Night, MATY.

[jezzer]

*jeromycraig blink*