More Awful Than You: December - Painful Patterns

[dramamine]

Oh god damn. I wasn't expecting those eye burners. I scrolled down and I could still see the patterns on forum's white background.

[kiki]

I'm not sure what is worse - the patterns or the fact that ambular owns them fo real reals.

[Ambular]

I'm not sure what is worse - the patterns or the fact that ambular owns them fo real reals.

Trust me, they're much more appealing printed on nice soft flannel in nice soft colors.  (That said, I do prefer solid colors, but just try finding them in flannel that doesn't cost a mint.)

[tjstreak]

This thread is wrong on so many levels, it is difficult to know where to begin.

Suffice it to say that there are simmers who create stuff, and there are simmers who create nothing but make life difficult for those who do.

[Ambular]

This thread is wrong on so many levels, it is difficult to know where to begin.

Suffice it to say that there are simmers who create stuff, and there are simmers who create nothing but make life difficult for those who do.

Be fair, now: there are also simmers who create stuff, and then go make things difficult for OTHERS who do.

[spockblock]

This thread is wrong on so many levels, it is difficult to know where to begin.

Suffice it to say that there are simmers who create stuff, and there are simmers who create nothing but make life difficult for those who do.

Shouldn't you be somewhere making crotchless panties for hooker sims?

[jezzer]

This thread is wrong on so many levels, it is difficult to know where to begin.

Suffice it to say that there are simmers who create stuff, and there are simmers who create nothing but make life difficult for those who do.

Is this one of those "everything is special, and everyone is wonderful and unique" type things?  I'm sorry, I'm not the creators' grandpa, and I'm not required to love them all the same.  Shite is shite.

[kiki]

When I was creating in TS2 I never once had anything of mine end up in a Moar Awful thread, so spare the "those that can't..." whinge for people that may give a damn.

[rohina]

As someone who is useless and has been bagged on by Ambular as offering NOTHING to the community as a whole, I would just like to say, I could do better than this shit.

[Ambular]

As someone who is useless and has been bagged on by Ambular as offering NOTHING to the community as a whole, I would just like to say, I could do better than this shit.

Just for the record, I retracted that statement some time ago, after Pescado pointed out that without your capshuning skillz, he would have no reason to do any more Awesomeland and thus no reason to keep running the site.  And I imagine you probably could do better, if you wanted to.

[kiki]

As someone who is useless and has been bagged on by Ambular as offering NOTHING to the community as a whole, I would just like to say, I could do better than this shit.

I thought you enpurpled some things for awesomeland? Or was that Emma doing it for you?

[tjstreak]

Shouldn't you be somewhere making crotchless panties for hooker sims?

Well, at least I am making something!  And with over 100,000 downloads, some people actually want my stuff in their games.

What have you offered to the community lately?

[jezzer]

I imagine you probably could do better, if you wanted to.

You shouldn't gush so, Ambular.  Rohina might blush.

Shouldn't you be somewhere making crotchless panties for hooker sims?

Well, at least I am making something!  And with over 100,000 downloads, some people actually want my stuff in their games.

What have you offered to the community lately?

Let's try to get some perspective here, speshul snowflake.  More people than that watch "Jersey Shore".  Horrible taste is pretty widespread.

[HomeschooledByTards]

As someone who is useless and has been bagged on by Ambular as offering NOTHING to the community as a whole, I would just like to say, I could do better than this shit.

You could do better than Ambular's shit too. Her TS3 stuff that she's made is textured HORRIBLY. Artifacts everywhere and anyone with even a half way decent video card can see it is utter and complete shit.

[Ambular]

You could do better than Ambular's shit too. Her TS3 stuff that she's made is textured HORRIBLY. Artifacts everywhere and anyone with even a half way decent video card can see it is utter and complete shit.

Fine, let's see you do better then.

[Grimma]

You could do better than Ambular's shit too. Her TS3 stuff that she's made is textured HORRIBLY. Artifacts everywhere and anyone with even a half way decent video card can see it is utter and complete shit.

Fine, let's see you do better then.

LOL!

A challenger appears! What will JESSLLA do?

JESSLLA casts Snark! It's super effective! AMBULAR is butthurt!

[spockblock]

Shouldn't you be somewhere making crotchless panties for hooker sims?

What have you offered to the community lately?

I'm a critic. I criticize things.

I make fun of awful shit so nobody needs to actually waste time downloading it. Not on this thread, bizarrely, and not until you got all butthurt over the concept of, you know, criticism. Which is like an actual profession and craft, with an honorable history that goes back centuries and includes titans like Baudelaire, Kael, Emile Zola, Kenneth Clark and Lester Bangs.

Your profession has existed for less than ten years and involves cutting digital holes in fake bras to reveal cyber nipples.

[Ambular]

JESSLLA casts Snark! It's super effective! AMBULAR is butthurt!

Actually, I'd be rather pleased if she DID manage to improve on my hair conversions.  I've never been that happy with them (the Jeanette style particularly) and I keep hoping somebody else will give them a try.

[jezzer]

Your profession has existed for less than ten years and involves cutting digital holes in fake bras to reveal cyber nipples.

I want this on a needlepoint sampler I can hang on my wall and point to when I tell the grandkids about The Day Spockblock Won the Internet.

[spockblock]

Your profession has existed for less than ten years and involves cutting digital holes in fake bras to reveal cyber nipples.

I want this on a needlepoint sampler I can hang on my wall and point to when I tell the grandkids about The Day Spockblock Won the Internet.

It's at this point where we do the freeze frame high-five-while-jumping thing. Or a big musical number set to "Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves."

I can never remember which is appropriate.

[MidnightVoyager]

Shouldn't you be somewhere making crotchless panties for hooker sims?

Well, at least I am making something!  And with over 100,000 downloads, some people actually want my stuff in their games.

What have you offered to the community lately?

I dunno, if we're gonna play the "at least I made stuff" game... It's not Sims 3, but my one big mod for Oblivion got over 1 mil downloads and has more offshoots than I can name offhand. Does that allow me to make some constructive-if-snarky criticism for some really awful patterns? Can I come play with your big boy "I maek stuff" crowd now? Because high numbers mean you're allowed to criticize, apparently, I should be fine.

(...the last one in mine probably wasn't that constructive, but really, I worked with what I had.)

[Skadi]

This thread is wrong on so many levels, it is difficult to know where to begin.

Suffice it to say that there are simmers who create stuff, and there are simmers who create nothing but make life difficult for those who do.

Why don't you fuck back off to MTS?

Oh that's right, you were banned. Just like your pal Claeric.

[kiki]

It seems to be a preemptive self defense mechanism; the only ones that object to Moar Awful tend to be the people that create things worthy of a Moar Awful thread...

[Skadi]

How very true Kiki. I went to it's blog. There simply isn't enough brain bleach in the world to make up for what I saw. On the upside I now have plenty of entries for the women's clothing thread when it comes about.

[Assmitten]

How very true Kiki. I went to it's blog. There simply isn't enough brain bleach in the world to make up for what I saw. On the upside I now have plenty of entries for the women's clothing thread when it comes about.

Kickin soundtrack as well. Brynne would approve, A+++.