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rohina
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I thought The Butt was supposed to be a specialist in intelligent meanness. I'm disappointed.
I said my peace. Take it as you will.
Okay, the way I am going to take it is "someone who makes basic homonym errors failed to recognise intelligent meanness." Thanks for the lulz, Cyberdildo. I shall add you to the P&L list for Grammar Day. |
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To Jeromycraig,
I can just sense your complete unattractiveness in real life. You are probably an extremely puddin' faced in human form, as well as in spirit Jeromycraig. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I just have this intense feeling of revulsion every time you speak. I can only imagine what I would find if confronting you face to face. Oops, I almost vomited at the very thought.
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jezzer
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Didn't you sod off after failing to close this thread? And yet, here you still are, hanging on my every word.
It must be my Axe. I thought the commercials were exaggerating the "Axe Effect", but no.
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<soozelwoozel> Remember the days when jezzer used to have adorable pictures of ratties holding teddy bears as his avatar? Now it\\\'s all eyeless cave vagina spiders and despair.
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If you had read a few posts back, Jeromycraig, you would have seen that rohina discouraged me from doing so by telling me that I had no power to do it.
(rohina, how about moving it to Retardo Land?)
I would miss you though, Jeromycraig. Truly. My favorite color is maroon. (I kid you not.)
Hey don't take everything so personally, Jeromycraig. We are here on MATY, you know. All in good fun, right?
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I'm going to have to try a different fragrance, though. So far, "Tardnip" has been disappointing.
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<soozelwoozel> Remember the days when jezzer used to have adorable pictures of ratties holding teddy bears as his avatar? Now it\\\'s all eyeless cave vagina spiders and despair.
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It looks like jeromycraig has a new pet following him around the place.
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I am not a complete idiot, some of the parts are missing.
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Did I leave the iron on?
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<soozelwoozel> Remember the days when jezzer used to have adorable pictures of ratties holding teddy bears as his avatar? Now it\\\'s all eyeless cave vagina spiders and despair.
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Well, Jeromycraig, you've actually said something that I could almost consider.... dare I say, slightly humorous?
Unfortunate that it was only a fluke. I mean, after over a thousand posts, probability is that there must be at least ONE post that shows a sign of intelligence. I witnessed history, today.
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Being a senator is supposed to mean something?
I am shocked and saddened by this cut throat attack on the Senate. How dare a vile peasant have the gall to criticise this august body. Off with his head I say. On another note, anyone else picking up notes of Boobzilla wafting from OpiumTard's general direction? OpiumTard, are you related to the aristocracy by any chance? A Scandinavian viscount or OneBigLumpistan baron perhaps? |
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KNOCK KNOCK, JUNIOR\'S HERE
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jezzer
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I daresay this store brand saltine is just as crisp and salty as the national brand.
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rohina
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Why does jermy get his name in red, but I don't get mine in purple. DISCRIMINATION!
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I don't think they should still make Paul Newman's salad dressing after he died, because it lacks his personal touch.
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It looks like jeromygraig has a new pet following him around the place.
Actually, Jeromygraig (as you've called him) followed *me* over to that other thread, not the other way around, and just to say MOAR useless and unintelligible things. So, this new "yeah, she's following me around" kick he's on is actually pure bullshit. Watch. I'll bet he can't stop himself from posting on any other thread I show my face in. So lame. So, so lame. Added: Personally, I like rohina's spelling of his name better... Jermy just seems more.... fitting. |
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jezzer
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Some choices change lives. The choice Joey Potter made changed... EVERYTHING.
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<soozelwoozel> Remember the days when jezzer used to have adorable pictures of ratties holding teddy bears as his avatar? Now it\\\'s all eyeless cave vagina spiders and despair.
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Okay, the way I am going to take it is "someone who makes basic homonym errors failed to recognise intelligent meanness." Thanks for the lulz, Cyberdildo. I shall add you to the P&L list for Grammar Day.
You're welcome. I'm happy to help the easily amused. By the way, the correct spelling is recognize, and there's no homonym error. |
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Slap a man silly with a fish, and he'll smell like fish for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll go to the bait & tackle store, and stop bothering you.
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You are a dumbass. "Recognise" is a perfectly valid spelling. You must remember (if your tiny brain permits such a thing), not everyone here is USistani and some people use Britland variants.
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I looked it up, and you're correct. "Recognise" is the British spelling of the word.
I apologise for this criticism and retract it.
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Slap a man silly with a fish, and he'll smell like fish for a day.
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Don't you mean "apologize"?
Seriously, though, it is nice to see someone able to step outside the fight and admit mistake without getting all defensive about it.
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Okay, the way I am going to take it is "someone who makes basic homonym errors failed to recognise intelligent meanness." Thanks for the lulz, Cyberdildo. I shall add you to the P&L list for Grammar Day.
You're welcome. I'm happy to help the easily amused. By the way, the correct spelling is recognize, and there's no homonym error. Are you too stupid to know what a homonym is, or too stupid to see where you have committed a homonym error? Curious minds and all that. |
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  WARNING:PMs may be published if it contains butthurt or sporking which belong on the boards. And if I feel like it |
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Imma help you out, Dodo, hint: peace/piece. You can not really comment on intelligence if you are going to make such egregious errors. Though it is a tad amusing to see you flail.
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Piece? Piece of what? Piece of cheese? Piece of pastrami? Piece of ugly butt? No.
Peace, for those here unfamiliar with the word, means the opposite of Moar Fight.
I wrote exactly what I meant. I did not say a "piece" of anything. I declared my intention to discontinue arguing with jeromycraig, because I felt we had come to some common ground in our dispute. The phrase I used is considered valid in the parts of the world I am from and have visited.
Thank you, snowbawl, for the help in pointing out where people think I made an error.
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You used a common idiom. Do you know what that is? The accepted form uses "piece". Using "peace" is a common mistake. You hold your "peace". You speak your "piece".
And right after I commended you for not getting defensive.
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It actually is "said my piece". As pointed out here, a mistake being common doesn't make it any less of a mistake. |
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Okay, the way I am going to take it is "someone who makes basic homonym errors failed to recognise intelligent meanness." Thanks for the lulz, Cyberdildo. I shall add you to the P&L list for Grammar Day.
You're welcome. I'm happy to help the easily amused. By the way, the correct spelling is recognize, and there's no homonym error. So we can add parochialism and arrogance to the list of your faults, then. |
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