Slave Bots

[Chaavik]

Simius, I am wondering if the Slavebot will autonomously go to a junk pile to collect scraps of metal if it is out of scrap to eat to replenish its needs? Or if it needs to go raid the tinkering bench to get some scraps of metal from there to replenish its needs? And how much scrap will the Slavebot typically consume to satisfy its needs if I use the second version of the "ScrapChargeWaste" mod?

[Simius]

Simius, I am wondering if the Slavebot will autonomously go to a junk pile to collect scraps of metal if it is out of scrap to eat to replenish its needs? Or if it needs to go raid the tinkering bench to get some scraps of metal from there to replenish its needs? And how much scrap will the Slavebot typically consume to satisfy its needs if I use the second version of the "ScrapChargeWaste" mod?

I haven't touched anything regarding going to the junkyard to collect scrap or automatically raiding the tinkering bench for scrap because I haven't found any xml files to do so.  I think both of those may require an scripting mod which I currently can't do.

To satisfy its needs it will eat on average 1 piece of scrap every 4.5 hours. You can manually direct him to eat more scrap until his hunger bar is all the way filled up.  If you do that he should be able to go 15 or 20 hours before he is hungry again.  Although I haven't tested to see how long it would actually take.  (AHe might eat scrap before that since the bladder decays faster than hunger...  But if he didn't have any scrap he'd go use a toilette.)

[Chaavik]

Thank you for your response!

[Milhouse Trixibelle Saltfucker III]

revolesive

You picked THIS over "revoleting"? Ye gods, not only are you a tryhard, you are also UNHOLY SPAWN OF AGGIE. Presumably of Aggie and Pancake Fucker. Ew.

[Bottle-O-Cunt]

revolesive

You picked THIS over "revoleting"? Ye gods, not only are you a tryhard, you are also UNHOLY SPAWN OF AGGIE. Presumably of Aggie and Pancake Fucker. Ew.

STFU Weasel. You know my tryhard genes come from you.
Do not associate me with Maplejizz.

[Chandria]

Can you check the download availability for the http://www.mediafire.com/file/6knn3c9w9bhblc1/Simius_Slavebots.package on MediaFire please?  
I keep getting the error "No servers are available with the requested data on them. Please retry your request in a moment."  
I've been trying for over 3 hours and nothing so far.  

Edit: Still trying an hour later and still the same problem. Does anyone have a copy of the unmodified/undecrapified/updated file that I can get from them?

Edit: Well, it took 24 hours but I have the file.

[Sparks]

Can you check the download availability for the http://www.mediafire.com/file/6knn3c9w9bhblc1/Simius_Slavebots.package on MediaFire please?  
I keep getting the error "No servers are available with the requested data on them. Please retry your request in a moment."  
I've been trying for over 3 hours and nothing so far.  

Edit: Still trying an hour later and still the same problem. Does anyone have a copy of the unmodified/undecrapified/updated file that I can get from them?

Edit: Well, it took 24 hours but I have the file.

Can this file be uploaded somewhere else? All the rest of them are fine and I've tried downloading for more than 24 hours and it's still giving me the same error. I even saved it to my own Mediafire folder and I get the same Unavailable error.

[Chandria]

Can you check the download availability for the http://www.mediafire.com/file/6knn3c9w9bhblc1/Simius_Slavebots.package on MediaFire please?  
I keep getting the error "No servers are available with the requested data on them. Please retry your request in a moment."  
I've been trying for over 3 hours and nothing so far.  

Edit: Still trying an hour later and still the same problem. Does anyone have a copy of the unmodified/undecrapified/updated file that I can get from them?

Edit: Well, it took 24 hours but I have the file.

Can this file be uploaded somewhere else? All the rest of them are fine and I've tried downloading for more than 24 hours and it's still giving me the same error. I even saved it to my own Mediafire folder and I get the same Unavailable error.

Here's a link to my own personal 4shared account. I can't see it taking that long for anyone.

There are three files in the .zip file, you can use the one you need. http://www.4shared.com/file/Ur3v4-EO/Simius_Slavebot_Mods.html
Or just the .package file here: http://www.4shared.com/file/-yRpUB91/Simius_Slavebots.html

[Sparks]

Can you check the download availability for the http://www.mediafire.com/file/6knn3c9w9bhblc1/Simius_Slavebots.package on MediaFire please?  
I keep getting the error "No servers are available with the requested data on them. Please retry your request in a moment."  
I've been trying for over 3 hours and nothing so far.  

Edit: Still trying an hour later and still the same problem. Does anyone have a copy of the unmodified/undecrapified/updated file that I can get from them?

Edit: Well, it took 24 hours but I have the file.

Can this file be uploaded somewhere else? All the rest of them are fine and I've tried downloading for more than 24 hours and it's still giving me the same error. I even saved it to my own Mediafire folder and I get the same Unavailable error.

Here's a link to my own personal 4shared account. I can't see it taking that long for anyone.

There are three files in the .zip file, you can use the one you need. http://www.4shared.com/file/Ur3v4-EO/Simius_Slavebot_Mods.html
Or just the .package file here: http://www.4shared.com/file/-yRpUB91/Simius_Slavebots.html

I was really looking forward to this but it immediately crashed my game when I entered my household.

[AlexanderMorgan]

What's up with the default simbots from Ambitions? They have to SLEEP like they're human? And EAT scrap? And SHIT scrap? LOL! I mean, come on they have to go to the bathroom, spread their cute little metal ass cheeks on the toilet and take a metal dump? Waste buildup, omg that is so original. Imagine the Terminator taking a dump in some movie shitting rivets and screws in some toilet and clogging it up to the top? Or C-3PO being stuck in the millennium falcon's toilet for 5 hours cause he ate some bad chipotles?

And they have to TALK to someone or something (an appliance - Jesus what are they? Schizobots???) or they feel LONELY?? LMAO!
Seriously, what gives? They're robots, why do they need to do all these things? I couldn't stop laughing when i saw my first simbot go to bed and then those ZZZs came out of his head as if IT was dreaming hahaha. I mean come on, what's the point of making a robot so life like? I made it in the hopes of getting a low maintenance service bot around the household and instead i get a another mouth to feed and is more of a burden than a gain. Is there any way to make most of their needs barred like the hygiene need? I would bar the Energy, Social Interaction and Waste. They could consume scrap (even though i'm against that too, its just plain stupid) but would have to do it once a week. Now THAT would make them true slavebots. Twice the gain and none the hustle.

Does anyone else feel this way about bots or do you want them to be as human as Mr. Data?

[jezzer]

*snipped tealdeer with far too many fucking smiley faces*

Welcome to June 2010, when Ambitions came out and this little rant was relevant.  We have since moved on and are bitching about the vampires in the upcoming L&P.  You can join us there, provided you leave the goddamn smileys behind.