And what about that guy in Rivierview then, he lives underground in a bunker and I think he is insane?
I've always thought that was a hint in your direction.
Nah. People like that are a common stereotype. One I try to live up to, so as to fit in with them.
3) the sad little part at the end about flaunting one's awesomeness and not being that awesome after all. Whistling in the dark -- good luck with that EA.
The other theory is that whoever wrote that was unsuccessful in getting it installed and is having sour grapes. Or they got yelled at by someone. It's clear they aren't REALLY paying attention, however, or else they'd have FIXED that HORRIBLE WA "wind up married to random vacation local" bug by now!