More Awesome Than You!
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
2024 November 22, 20:36:57

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
540287 Posts in 18067 Topics by 6545 Members
Latest Member: cincinancy
* Home Help Search Login Register
+  More Awesome Than You!
|-+  TS2: Burnination
| |-+  The Podium
| | |-+  Dr Boris sighted!
0 Members and 1 Chinese Bot are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: [1] THANKS THIS IS GREAT Print
Author Topic: Dr Boris sighted!  (Read 7850 times)
Baroness
witch
Breakfast of Champions!
Senator
*
Posts: 11636


Shunning the accursed daystar.


View Profile
Dr Boris sighted!
« on: 2005 November 22, 09:40:15 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

This morning I had to make an emergency visit to the dentist, one of my crowns fell off last night. The receptionist led me into the surgery and said, ‘this is Dr Boris'.

My heart stopped, momentarily I expected Pescado to leap out from behind the dentist chair, armed only with bazooka and flamethrower.

Good morning, I said, reaching to shake the hand of Dr Boris. My sense of reality slipped further sideways.

Settled in the dentist chair, I attempted to obey Dr Boris, ‘rrelax now' he said, with a strong Russian accent. In fact he didn't say much else other than ‘wider' and ‘rrelax now' for the next 20 or so minutes. Not a chatty chap, as we know. Very good spy face though, almost nondescript.

After gluing the crown back in, Dr Boris went to work out some prices for me. I asked him how much option 2 was.

‘Vait a minute', he said, ‘I am vorkink on it! He tussled with the DOS based interface for a few moments more, while I waited for the bombproof screens to drop and the walls to revolve, revealing the secret command headquarters.

Eventually, gathering the shreds of my dignity around my tattered reality, I made my way to the receptionist to pay the bill.

So I can personally vouch for the fact that Dr Boris was spotted at 0900 hours on 22nd November 2005, in a small township named Bethlehem, in New Zealand.

Has anyone else spotted Dr Boris?
Logged

My fists are named Feminine and Wiles.
Duchess
gali
Crazy Lollipop
Terrible Twerp
****
Posts: 2691



View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #1 on: 2005 November 22, 10:19:20 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

LOL, oh my - what TS2 and MATY do to people...Smiley.
Logged
windy_moon
Feckless Fool
*
Posts: 277


View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #2 on: 2005 November 22, 11:33:57 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

Has anyone else spotted Dr Boris?


LOL, that's great!

I had a "reality slip" last week myself.  I was working late at night, the only person left in the building, and stopped into MATY for a few minutes at the end.  Read Crammyboy's thread on the fish pillows made for Pescado and thought, hmm, believe I'll go home and download them.

Shut the computer down and walked up to reception to wait for my husband to pick me up.  Sat in the receptionist's chair in a completely empty office building, glanced around the desk.

HUGE yelllow post it note taped by her computer, written in blue ink.  PESCADO - FISH.

My heart stopped and for a minute reality did blur. JM really is everywhere?

After I collected my senses, I remembered that the receptionist is Hispanic and to her the word "pescado" doesn't mean a cranky old man in a white beard living in a bunker in Montana who had a Sims pillow fight hack made for him.

Still, it was surreal.  If my dentist gets replaced by Dr. Boris, I'll declare something is afoot.


Logged

Reality is for those who lack imagination.
veilchen
Terrible Twerp
****
Posts: 2133


We are the ADS! Bow to us!!


View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #3 on: 2005 November 22, 12:29:53 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

I'd be on the next plane headed for Europe, Ph.D. be damned Cheesy
Logged

~Having the last word is not all it's cracked up to be.~
~All we have to do is remove those who oppose us.~ (Saruman, LotR)
~Wir sind die Roboter~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R23e9VO_vOI&feature=related
BlueSoup
Super-Deformed Bobblehead
Vacuous Vegetable
*****
Posts: 4332



View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #4 on: 2005 November 22, 16:12:56 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

Heh.  The only thing Boris-related I saw was when I googled images of "Boris" when I was creating my Dr. Boris Sim.

Logged
MissDoh
Retarded Reprobate
****
Posts: 1355



View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #5 on: 2005 November 22, 16:51:07 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

I would definetely scratch the stomach of that Dr. Boris and make it Purr.
Logged
Database
Lipless Loser
***
Posts: 626



View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #6 on: 2005 November 22, 20:55:35 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

But Boris vould haff you shot! Wink
Logged
Countess
baratron
Heretic
Knuckleheaded Knob
**
Posts: 549


I love Pokemon! Thus I am a Heretic!


View Profile WWW
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #7 on: 2005 November 22, 21:43:09 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

So I can personally vouch for the fact that Dr Boris was spotted at 0900 hours on 22nd November 2005, in a small township named Bethlehem, in New Zealand.

He did say he was preparing to leave the country (which I presumed meant USA)... Thus turning up in NZ is not entirely surprising...Huh
Logged

* Pescado is batshit crazy, and thus it's not safe to say what he could or would do. Tongue

Pescado: You're a weird and freaky Baratron.
Pescado: Also, all Baratrons suck.

Read my Sims 2 stories!
laeshanin
FURRY!
Malodorous Moron
***
Posts: 743


Fook me, it took long enough to get a title!


View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #8 on: 2005 November 22, 22:47:08 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

That is one deeply undignified moggy, if I might say so, BlueSoup. But beautiful, never the less.

Dr. Boris in NZ, you say? I was certain he had turned up tonight at work, when a stranger in a Russian hat poked his head through the kitchen window and demanded we give him the exact time.  Huh
Logged

Meh...
vector
Corpulent Cretin
*
Posts: 149


View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #9 on: 2005 November 22, 22:59:18 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT


Dr. Boris in NZ, you say? I was certain he had turned up tonight at work, when a stranger in a Russian hat poked his head through the kitchen window and demanded we give him the exact time.  Huh

Did he threaten to have you shot, though?
Logged
laeshanin
FURRY!
Malodorous Moron
***
Posts: 743


Fook me, it took long enough to get a title!


View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #10 on: 2005 November 22, 23:11:52 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

Wanted vodka, which we don't keep in supply, more's the pity.
Logged

Meh...
Hairfish
Garrulous Gimp
**
Posts: 342


View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #11 on: 2005 November 23, 04:44:09 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

Has anyone else spotted Dr Boris?

No, but my dentist (who is Chinese-American) has a hygeinist named Natasha.
Logged
Baroness
witch
Breakfast of Champions!
Senator
*
Posts: 11636


Shunning the accursed daystar.


View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #12 on: 2005 November 23, 05:48:06 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

Dr Boris' assistant, a tall slender slavic looking blond, didn't say anything, very mysterious. I so wanted to ask her if her name was Natasha but couldn't think of any way of phrasing it that didn't sound quite mad.  Grin
Logged

My fists are named Feminine and Wiles.
Baroness
witch
Breakfast of Champions!
Senator
*
Posts: 11636


Shunning the accursed daystar.


View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #13 on: 2005 November 23, 05:50:02 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

Dr. Boris in NZ, you say? I was certain he had turned up tonight at work, when a stranger in a Russian hat poked his head through the kitchen window and demanded we give him the exact time.  Huh

Maybe Dr Boris was looking for that one-armed Irish bartender I mentioned previously.  Tongue
Logged

My fists are named Feminine and Wiles.
MissDoh
Retarded Reprobate
****
Posts: 1355



View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #14 on: 2005 November 23, 05:53:18 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

But Boris vould haff you shot! Wink

I know how to caress my cats, believe me Dr. Boris would not resist and purr.  Tongue

Resistance is futile....
Logged
laeshanin
FURRY!
Malodorous Moron
***
Posts: 743


Fook me, it took long enough to get a title!


View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #15 on: 2005 November 23, 17:33:40 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

Witch, the one-armed Irish bartender is a very strong possibility. We did find it a little freaky when he kept saying he wouldn't hurt any of us.  Undecided
Logged

Meh...
Baroness
witch
Breakfast of Champions!
Senator
*
Posts: 11636


Shunning the accursed daystar.


View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #16 on: 2005 November 23, 20:57:21 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

oh yeah, the old 'methinks he doth protest too much' scenario. Yuk.
Logged

My fists are named Feminine and Wiles.
laeshanin
FURRY!
Malodorous Moron
***
Posts: 743


Fook me, it took long enough to get a title!


View Profile
Re: Dr Boris sighted!
« Reply #17 on: 2005 November 24, 12:51:49 »
THANKS THIS IS GREAT

*shudders* I didn't get close enough to check for an icepick, and did the thoroughly cowardly thing i.e. hid in the dining room till the coast was relatively clear.  Cheesy Heh... the two people I was working with were too scared to go for a fag, so 'yay' weirdo!
Logged

Meh...
Pages: [1] Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.128 seconds with 19 queries.