Roflganger
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Am I missing something in that pic? Parents woohooing while their kids sleep is parenting fail?
Kids... sex, you don't get it?  Um, I hate to break it to you, since your profile says you're a 12, but... parents have sex. As the previous poster says, it's where brothers and sisters come from. |
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Erry
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I know parents have sex, but... ahh fuck it.
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"I go to his page and I see 'Hot Lesbians' as a tab... keep your sex life to yourself, bitch."
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caitlyn
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Am I missing something in that pic? Parents woohooing while their kids sleep is parenting fail? Glad I wasn't the only one. |
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Jelenedra
The New "Gay"
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I know parents have sex, but... ahh fuck it.
It'd be bad parenting if the kids were in the same room. |
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 | Why are all these damn hippies on my website?
We are on your forum, taking over your world and making your children gay. |
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Erry
Corpulent Cretin
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I know parents have sex, but... ahh fuck it.
It'd be bad parenting if the kids were in the same room. What if the wall was über thin? |
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"I go to his page and I see 'Hot Lesbians' as a tab... keep your sex life to yourself, bitch."
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Jelenedra
The New "Gay"
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Only if they make weird animal noises or use loud toys. Don't really see the issue.
Bad parenting if they were woohooing in a dressing room while the kids played in the store. =oP
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SolaceDevotio
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Only if they make weird animal noises or use loud toys. Don't really see the issue.
Bad parenting if they were woohooing in a dressing room while the kids played in the store. =oP
I dunno. If they're quiet, I see nothing wrong with that.  |
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Jelenedra
The New "Gay"
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Heheh.
Woohooing in the plastic play castle then? Not that there IS one in the Sims...
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| Why are all these damn hippies on my website?
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SolaceDevotio
Asinine Airhead
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Heheh.
Woohooing in the plastic play castle then? Not that there IS one in the Sims...
As long as the children aren't there, it's all fair game. |
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MissKitty
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I know parents have sex, but... ahh fuck it.
It'd be bad parenting if the kids were in the same room. What if the wall was über thin? *snort* So they should never ever have sex if the walls are thin? The kids have to learn sooner or later, it's not like the parents are bringing drunk one-night-stands home and doing it ON the kids' beds. I guess I shouldn't tell you about how many RL new parents actually have to resort to woohoo with the larva IN the room or while it's making a fuss in the next room because if they waited for it to just quietly be asleep while they were actually not passing out, there'd never be any woohoo, just more nappies needing changing all the time, which is OH SO MUCH FUN OMG AND GOOD FOR THE RELATIONSHIP! I don't get this whole uptight attitude towards sex, I really don't. It's ignorance that's truly harmful... |
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What if the wall was thin? SRSLY? Do you have any idea how many countries/places in the world there are no walls and families live in one room? Or how about if the walls are made of paper?
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Kerryee
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I have a sixth month old son who's crib in in our bedroom, so when my husband and I "woohoo," the sproglett is indeed in the room. He doesn't know, doesn't care, and has always slept through. Big deal.
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SolaceDevotio
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All the children on this forum are now traumatized...
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Bass Junkie
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I guess I shouldn't tell you about how many RL new parents actually have to resort to woohoo with the larva IN the room or while it's making a fuss in the next room because if they waited for it to just quietly be asleep while they were actually not passing out, there'd never be any woohoo, just more nappies needing changing all the time, which is OH SO MUCH FUN OMG AND GOOD FOR THE RELATIONSHIP! Hear, hear! |
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All the children on this forum are now traumatized...
What children? There aren't supposed to be any children here. If anyone is young enough to still be shocked that their parents must have had sex at least once, then they're too young for MATY. |
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<br />Also, thank god for Google spellcheck. Otherwise, this post would be intelligible. <br /> <br />Declared \\\\\\\"Male\\\\\\\" by Pescado on 8th April, 2009 |
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SolaceDevotio
Asinine Airhead
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All the children on this forum are now traumatized...
What children? There aren't supposed to be any children here. If anyone is young enough to still be shocked that their parents must have had sex at least once, then they're too young for MATY. I know, but there is clearly one child on this thread at least. I can see it now... "OMG MOM! Do you guys have sex while I'm home?!" lmao |
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Zazazu
Fuzzy Pumpkin
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I know parents have sex, but... ahh fuck it.
It'd be bad parenting if the kids were in the same room. What if the wall was über thin? I heard my parents having sex all the time when I was little. Didn't really bother me. Seeing it would have, I'm sure. Goodness, you're such a 12. |
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Capitalism, Ho!"Continue to beat it in masturbatory ecstasy if you like, but only Pescado can make it go away." - Lemmiwinks My Urinal
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Lorelei
Grammar Police
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I like pie. A cake is fine, too.
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I know parents have sex, but... ahh fuck it.
It'd be bad parenting if the kids were in the same room. What if the wall was über thin? If it bothers you that your pixel parents are getting it on next door to their SLEEPING pixel sproggen, then it is YOUR fail as Sims Deity for not designing the house in such a way that the bedrooms would be further apart. As has been noted, real parents do occasionally get it on while their real children are just on the other side of a standard interior wall, and these kids manage not to grow up to be Emo cutters over it. ETA4clarity. |
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Bass Junkie
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As has been noted, real parents do occasionally get it on with real children just on the other side of a standard interior wall
Wow, I read that completely the wrong way. I might go scrub my brain clean now. |
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Lorelei
Grammar Police
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I like pie. A cake is fine, too.
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As has been noted, real parents do occasionally get it on with real children just on the other side of a standard interior wall
Wow, I read that completely the wrong way. I might go scrub my brain clean now. Sorry. I don't speak Pedobearish, and didn't realize my phrasing would be taken that way. My bad. |
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witch
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I heard my parents once. I was horrified. I thought they'd given up sex after they had me.
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Terribletegs
Tasty Tourist
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I saw my parents having sex once. Not sure I will ever be able to think of the 'woman on top' position without briefly remembering what my Mum looks like naked.
I'm still pretty well-adjusted.
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geekgirl
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I've had sex while my kids(infants) were asleep in MY bed, so fuck you, 12.
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maxon
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I saw my parents having sex once. Not sure I will ever be able to think of the 'woman on top' position without briefly remembering what my Mum looks like naked. What, you'd never seen your mother naked before? |
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Bass Junkie
Blathering Buffoon
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What, you'd never seen your mother naked before?
Most people don't picture their mother naked when someone suggests that they'd like to have sex with the female on top. |
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