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jolrei
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Posts: 6420
Son of Perdition
jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 07, 04:09:38 »
Sim jolrei - now with truly bad facial hair. Ready to be released into the wilds of your neighbourhood.
Basic Information:
Name at forum: jolrei
Sim name: Jolrei Perdition
Real gender: M
Sim gender: M
Real age group: YA, Adult ("42")
Sim age group: YA
Real preferences: I am attracted to: F
My Sim is attracted to: F (or whoever you like really).
Body shape is more or less how he appears - on the slim side.
Traits:
Artistic.
Computer Whiz (Not really, but I do like computers and know my way around hardware/software. I build my own.).
Bookworm.
Good sense of humour.
Handy
Loves the Outdoors (well, I like canoeing and camping)
Natural Cook (hey, I can make stuff from scratch without a recipe and can feel good about serving it to company…with WINE!).
Could also be:
Good, Evil (perhaps not both at the same time), Hopeless Romantic, Absent-Minded (although not particularly so IRL).
Should not assign:
Vegetarian, Childish, Clumsy, Commitment Issues, Vegetarian, Coward, Easily Impressed, Heavy Sleeper, Hydrophobic, Light Sleeper, Vegetarian, Loser, Unlucky, Mooch, Neurotic, Vegetarian, No Sense of Humor, Over Emotional, Slob, Technophobe, or Vegetarian.
Lifetime Wish:
Culinary Librarian - Learn all recipes (but he can do whatever you like)
Favourites:
Food: Tri-tip Steak
Music: Classical Music (actually anything except techno or hip-hop will do)
Colour: Green
Voice:
Voice 2 at about 66% is a reasonable simulation.
I mentioned that he's NOT vegetarian, right?
Jolrei_Perdition4.rar
(358.58 KB - downloaded 722 times.)
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kiki
Assgrabber
Stupid Schlemiel
Posts: 1942
ENTP - RULER
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 07, 04:38:29 »
I'm sorry, but this just can't be Jolrei. He's wearing moar than a fig leaf.
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phyllis_p
Stupid Schlemiel
Posts: 1789
ISFJ - a tasty phyllis snack?
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 07, 04:39:05 »
Woot! The Son of Perdition is hawt!
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Vita brevis, Ars longa.
"And so goest thy butthurt n00bs whosoever cannot have accolades and benes heaped upon them, as in the manner of vomit from a sorority girl, to which they are accustomed." lemmiwinks 1:1
Baroness
witch
Breakfast of Champions!
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Posts: 11636
Shunning the accursed daystar.
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 07, 05:06:49 »
Release him? I think I'll rent him out!
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Bugger
Lipless Loser
Posts: 692
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 07, 05:10:25 »
Hmm. Why is it that I hear swanky 70's porno music when I look at the picture of him with the sunglasses on?
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Dark Trepie
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Posts: 1705
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 07, 12:27:48 »
Boy, that hair and beard sure look familiar. Did I mention how much I hate the dude hair in this game?
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jolrei
Senator
Posts: 6420
Son of Perdition
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 07, 12:42:44 »
Quote from: Dark Trepie on 2009 June 07, 12:27:48
Boy, that hair and beard sure look familiar. Did I mention how much I hate the dude hair in this game?
The only thing good about it is the ability to work with the base, highlights, roots, etc. The facial hair options are total rubbish - beards either look like some sort of stubble or like a plastic stick-on. Unfortunately, one has to work with what one has. At least sim-jolrei's beard is a different colour than sim-Trepie's.
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Nailati
Jailbird
Retarded Reprobate
Posts: 1397
brainless piece of sack of fruitcakes
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 07, 20:49:47 »
"We won't go until we get some..."
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Solowren
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Posts: 2176
A flock of crapped nerds
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 07, 21:07:40 »
The prettiness of your in-game pictures makes me a sad panda.
Damn you, TS3! I was just fine with my graphics card until you came along.
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Cheencheela
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Why even bother reading this?
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 07, 21:31:30 »
Reminds me somewhat of Chuck Norris.
Except this guy doesn't have 1500 lbs of muscles.
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originalhalf
Nitwitted Nuisance
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Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 09, 01:22:20 »
Dear jeebus can payday get here so I can add this.
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Tigerlilley
Hentaibait
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Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 09, 02:41:55 »
I think Jolrei is winning the hottest TS3 pudding for this round!
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Rhayden
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Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 09, 04:36:49 »
Quote from: Tigerlilley on 2009 June 09, 02:41:55
I think Jolrei is winning the hottest TS3 pudding for this round!
Damn you Jolrei!!
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What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Rhayden.
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jolrei
Senator
Posts: 6420
Son of Perdition
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 12, 18:46:05 »
Some slight modifications made to the OP as regards traits. Having seen how they work in-game, I would say that Heavy Sleeper and Neat do not accurately reflect the way this sim should work. Heavy sleeper seems to make them sleep a lot (which I do not do), and Neat means that the sim spends 40% of his day washing his hands, cleaning up dishes, and making beds.
Okay, I wash a few dishes and like a neat kitchen, but the "Neat" trait just seems to get in the way. I can certainly live with dirty dishes and unmade beds for a day or so, if there's something good going on elsewhere.
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awrevell
Blathering Buffoon
Posts: 82
Old School Charm
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 26, 06:37:36 »
Quote from: jolrei on 2009 June 07, 04:09:38
Should not assign:
Vegetarian, Childish, Clumsy, Commitment Issues, Vegetarian, Coward, Easily Impressed, Heavy Sleeper, Hydrophobic, Light Sleeper, Vegetarian, Loser, Unlucky, Mooch, Neurotic, Vegetarian, No Sense of Humor, Over Emotional, Slob, Technophobe, or Vegetarian.
I mentioned that he's NOT vegetarian, right?
I love that
If we weren't supposed to eat meat... it wouldn't taste so damn good!
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J. M. Pescado
Fat Obstreperous Jerk
El Presidente
Posts: 26284
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 26, 06:44:47 »
The way I see it, if we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Madame Mim
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Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 26, 23:45:15 »
There was an absolutely brilliant ad here in Aus for some show I don't actually watch.
First date in a restaurant and man tells woman that they do the most wonderful lamb here. She replies (a touch coldly) that she's a vegetarian and he makes some mumbled responce, caught off guard trying not to commit himself. She sweetly then informs him that she wishes she was strong enough to ignore the fact that eating meat is murder. To which he replies that she's weak from lack of protien and if only she would eat properly she'd have strength for anything she wanted to do.
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awrevell
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Posts: 82
Old School Charm
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 27, 03:08:23 »
Thank you so very much, Madame Mim! That was great, I needed that laugh.
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J. M. Pescado
Fat Obstreperous Jerk
El Presidente
Posts: 26284
Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 27, 03:26:57 »
Mmm. Murder. Tasty, tasty, murder. As a proud member of People Eating Tasty Animals, I approve this message.
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kiki
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Stupid Schlemiel
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Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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Reply #19 on:
2009 June 27, 06:30:06 »
I refuse to be a vegetarian - vegetables are what food eats.
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J. M. Pescado
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Georgette
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Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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Quote from: J. M. Pescado on 2009 June 27, 06:37:35
Owch
We're not all freaks, hell sometimes, me and the others in my commune BATHE!
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allon_midbar
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Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 28, 19:46:42 »
Quote from: Georgette on 2009 June 28, 18:17:24
We're not all freaks, hell sometimes, me and the others in my commune BATHE!
... together?
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Georgette
Knuckleheaded Knob
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Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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Quote from: allon_midbar on 2009 June 28, 19:46:42
Quote from: Georgette on 2009 June 28, 18:17:24
We're not all freaks, hell sometimes, me and the others in my commune BATHE!
... together?
Ew, of course not! We just share the same bathwater. Us vegetarians save water
Mother Earth loves you!
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kewian
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Re: jolrei pudding - bring some right here.
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2009 June 28, 21:24:26 »
EWWWWW! Do you share used terlet paper too?
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