Zazazu
Fuzzy Pumpkin
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Ten children had, six pregnancies over, and Chuck still freaks out when Saish goes into labor. It is all the bed's fault. Dumb super baby-making bed.  The youngest, Jana, is frightened by the nose of the eldest, Katie. Guess what? You're getting it, too.  Family portrait time. All eleven Test kids together. Posing them all and keeping them in line was a pain in the ass, especially considering that five were uncontrollable.  This is what you get when a 6 is allowed to design your painting algorithm. Stylization is so rad, yo.  We'll ignore that Kim is walking off, because you can't really see anything.  I told you everyone who is anyone in Riverview hangs out at the library.  |
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Capitalism, Ho!"Continue to beat it in masturbatory ecstasy if you like, but only Pescado can make it go away." - Lemmiwinks My Urinal
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justerin
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Bright future in radio for this kid. "Careful Billy, if the wind changes, it'll stay like that."  Does it strike anyone else as strange that these toddlers are discussing campaign finance? Maybe they should talk about the reprecussions of ignoring structurally impossible facial ticks.  Why do all children have Quagmire chins? This one in particular burned my eyes.  |
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Nikki
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Why do all children have Quagmire chins? This one in particular burned my eyes. You're talking about her chin but I find her nose most offensive. Her school life must be horrible. |
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minidoxigirli
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 "Hey, you're looking pretty good..."  Aww, how cute! Their first kiss!  Oh shit. It's angry hormonal pregnant wife. (This is the same scene as the second, just different camera angle. I wish I could say I set this up- but she wandered by as I was hooking him up for the first time)  "Bitch, we are DONE!"  "Oh adorable best platonic male friend of mine, let me cry into your arms!"  OMG LABOR!!!1!1! _______________________________ The most goddam cute pictures ever:  (Yes, that's adorable best platonic male friend and my girl. What, I'm a sappy romantic!)  How freaking cute is that! |
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My claim to Sims fame? I was featured as a Sims 2 fan on an MTV show about The Urbz. I'm badass like that.
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justerin
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How freaking cute is that! lol that kid looks like he's picking grandpa's nose. You're talking about her chin but I find her nose most offensive. Yes, all around awful. That 'Yay I'm on a swing/*Snarl* Bring me cakes!!!' expression doesn't really look good on anyone though to be fair. Too bad she rolled 'family-oriented'. Let you pass that ugly mug on to the next gen? I don't think so. Prepare for disappointment kiddo. |
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Zazazu
Fuzzy Pumpkin
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Did ya see the Test nose? Did you? That girl's nose is positively small in comparison.
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Capitalism, Ho!"Continue to beat it in masturbatory ecstasy if you like, but only Pescado can make it go away." - Lemmiwinks My Urinal
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CheritaChen
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To me it's not the size of her nose that makes it unfortunate. It's the combination of factors. Wide noses? Cool. Flat noses? Eh, not so much. Pointy-ended noses? Okay sometimes, depending. But wide, flat, pointy-ended nose = oh, dear.
Personally, I've noticed that I seem to prefer larger noses on people I find attractive. Just not, you know, deformity-large.
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kazebird
Irritating Ignoramus
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Speaking or deformed large noses, does the trick for getting parts of sims faces huge in TS2 still work in 3? If so, post a pic.
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"Of course I'm alright! But supposing I wasn't alright! I mean, this thing makes me feel in such a way that I'd be very worried if I felt like that about somebody else feeling like this about that. Do you understand?"
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Silverdrake
Corpulent Cretin
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I haven't posted pics before. Here are some of the shenanigans at my house (NSFW!): Din wonders what happened to his wedding ring:  Meanwhile, Zinc's hogging the bathroom, thinking about ill-gotten gains:  I come into the bathroom to puke, and Zinc mocks my vegetarianism:  Zinc grabs some pizza and basks in his nekkid evil glow while Din and Lyks offer up comparisons:  |
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Mooingloudly
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 I don't normally spam my Sims here however the macro about not having a pony made me think of this shot. |
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astraled
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 Is a tux really the best choice to play sports in? And what's with the bare feet, I guess he thinks he's Shoeless Joe? Hank is a sports legend. Do they all go work in formal wear? I can't decide if I want to change it or not. |
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brownlustgirl
Knuckleheaded Knob
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Okay here comes the potty pics... Mommy, I need more fiber...  Sumo baby...  ...or maybe diaper change? |
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"So you have to be hungry to eat, right? Hmph, imagine that concept." Kirstie Alley
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Nepheris
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Ouch, that toddler does look uncomfortable...  Evie being a bum. Okay, I bought her Mosquito Cove unfurnished and now she doesn't even have enough cash to replace her burnt-down stove, but have some class girl :p There's always quick meals.  Evie argueing with the mailbox. |
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Stretchy toddler - sat watching TV with his older brother and did a Reed Richards impersonation every time he attempted a conversation. Methinks the TV chat code doesn't check for viewer age.  |
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brownlustgirl
Knuckleheaded Knob
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Maybe viewing TV is dangerous to toddlers health. I was expecting the stretching toddler bug, when this toddler went to watch TV with his parents. No stretch baby, departed face baby.  |
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"So you have to be hungry to eat, right? Hmph, imagine that concept." Kirstie Alley
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MadameUgly
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Maybe viewing TV is dangerous to toddlers health.
I was expecting the stretching toddler bug, when this toddler went to watch TV with his parents. No stretch baby, departed face baby.
SNIPPED Freaky Pudding Droplet
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brownlustgirl
Knuckleheaded Knob
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Yeah, his wrists turned to sleeves. If that face flap wasn't bad enough, it moved around as he talked. Eww.
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"So you have to be hungry to eat, right? Hmph, imagine that concept." Kirstie Alley
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Toasty
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I'm pretty gay for following storylines EXACTLY. Here are two my favorite re-creations from games passed:  Mimi Landgraab (Yeah, I got Malcolm Landgraab and Holly Alto together 'cause I'm great) and Cassandra Goth. There's also a Dudley Landgraab, a Malcolm Landgraab II, Darren Dreamer (and his whole family tree), Darleen Matlapin (Dead Dreamer woman), a Frida Goth that I cheated into the Goth Family tree because SHE SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN THERE DAMMIT, and I'm thinking about making the Pleasants so the Langerak bitch can have some fun.  Bella and toddler Cassandra.  HOT. Sometimes, when one of my Puddings age up, they'll get a hairstyle that's exclusively for the opposite gender. Such is the case for this male Alto spawn:  And here's my icon Pudding dying in a fire~  |
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Nikki
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Roflganger
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I actually saw the creepiest baby bug on the sims 3 official site
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Nikki
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I actually saw the creepiest baby bug on the sims 3 official site
If I had to guess, I'd say somehow the baby was the one putting the toddler in the high chair - the toddler is definitely displaying "be put in high chair" animations. Apparently its actually taking it out. Its creepy the way the baby's face is distorted, she looks like she was going to eat him. |
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Caraleede
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I don't play TS3 often, but today I encountered the worst kind of horror; the 6-to-12 transformation. As if the townie spawn-pudding weren't bad enough:   I had to editsim the freak back to normal - but I soon found out the reason for this 'lapse in the game's concentration'. For some bizarre reason, CAS thought the spawn was still a 6, even though the game knew he was a 12. Much LOLWUT ensues. I hope that shuts up anyone who wanted stretchskeleton back. |
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Writin_Reg
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And to think EA said we didn't have aliens in the game... Thanks a lot, I nearly choked on my green tea I laughed so hard.  |
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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The teen Grisby girl in Riverview looks like the Childcatcher. Scary.  |
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