Important notice from the GRAMMAR POLICE. Plz read. This means you.

[SimplyComplex]

You do realise how contradictive you all are though right? Because everytime you call me a name or tedious etc. etc, you really are also describing yourselves. Why can't anyone have a calm and mature conversation without all sorts thrown in? And i don't know how i have not shown understanding of your concept of how this site works. And i'm not even one of the type's of people that plaster smilies and 'txtspk' everywhere. All i like is friendliness.

Oh and Edit (should keep you happy): capital i's will make no bloody difference, so no

[kiki]

You do realise how contradictive you all are though right? Because everytime you call me a name or tedious etc. etc, you really are also describing yourselves. Why can't anyone have a calm and mature conversation without all sorts thrown in? And I don't know how I have not shown understanding of your concept of how this site works. And I'm not even one of the types of people that plaster smilies and 'txtspk' everywhere. All I like is friendliness.

It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

[GloamingMerle]

I don't know how well youtube linkage will be appreciated, but every time I read this thread it makes me think of this.

P.S. Gay Asian Kitten FTW.

For SimplyComplex: I was debating on whether or not to watch you get eaten alive, but I decided to say something. I tend to be a 'nice' guy, yet manage not to get torn to shreds on this website. Consider that fact as I bestow upon you some very valuable advice: Being full of sugar and spice is ultimately your prerogative, and therefore should only affect you. Being a sensitive person doesn't necessarily make you a target on this forum until you begin preaching about morality. This forum is not the real world, there are no injustices to fight, and no one is forcing you to be here. For your own sanity and ours, if you can't handle the brusque atmosphere, then find somewhere else to play.

Some teasing, and insults are simply things to be expected here, and so what if they are? Letting anonymous people over the internet get under your skin is just plain silly. Being a part of this forum means pulling on your big boy/girl pants and understanding that these are people you will most likely NEVER meet in the real world, and therefore anything said or done here should NOT be taken personally.

[iHateyou]

You do realise how contradictive you all are though right? Because everytime you call me a name or tedious etc. etc, you really are also describing yourselves. Why can't anyone have a calm and mature conversation without all sorts thrown in? And i don't know how i have not shown understanding of your concept of how this site works. And i'm not even one of the type's of people that plaster smilies and 'txtspk' everywhere. All i like is friendliness.

Jesus, you just don't get it. These are not nice friendly people. If you don't like how they talk to you, stop talking to them. Lurk around, absorb the helpful information, and stay out of the bullshit. If you want a nice friendly forum, go find one, because this isn't it.

[LurkieMoar]

You do realise how contradictive you all are though right? Because everytime you call me a name or tedious etc. etc, you really are also describing yourselves. Why can't anyone have a calm and mature conversation without all sorts thrown in? And i don't know how i have not shown understanding of your concept of how this site works. And i'm not even one of the type's of people that plaster smilies and 'txtspk' everywhere. All i like is friendliness.

Ah, that's where you make your mistake.  MATY is not friendliness, MATY is not calm and mature conversation.  MATY is grabbing a file, ripping into it, talking about the guts of the quivering beast, and then twisting them into a suitable pretzel for everyone's enjoyment.

Hang around for a while and lurk.  For about 3 years.  Then you might understand.

[dorquemada]

Because everytime you call me a name or tedious etc. etc, you really are also describing yourselves.

"No U!" as an argument? Rly?  

Why can't anyone have a calm and mature conversation without all sorts thrown in?

Mature conversation with someone who uses "No U!" as an argument? Rly?  

[HomeschooledByTards]

You do realise how contradictive you all are though right? Because everytime you call me a name or tedious etc. etc, you really are also describing yourselves. Why can't anyone have a calm and mature conversation without all sorts thrown in? And i don't know how i have not shown understanding of your concept of how this site works. And i'm not even one of the type's of people that plaster smilies and 'txtspk' everywhere. All i like is friendliness.

You're being defensive.

As kiki and I have already said, we're really very friendly as long you are not a fucking tard. Clearly, you are a tard, ergo we will make fun of you. The fact that you Don't Get This Concept makes me wonder if you have Assburgers. 'Cause rufio doesn't get it either and he's got Assburgers.

PROTIP: When typing the letter "i" in reference to yourself, first hold down the shift key and then press the letter "i".

[Marhis]

You do realise how contradictive you all are though right? Because everytime you call me a name or tedious etc. etc, you really are also describing yourselves.

Wrong. We stay where we belong and where we like to stay. We don't go to your forum to harass you. It's called politeness.

Why can't anyone have a calm and mature conversation without all sorts thrown in? And i don't know how i have not shown understanding of your concept of how this site works. And i'm not even one of the type's of people that plaster smilies and 'txtspk' everywhere. All i like is friendliness.

What part of "NO" you didn't understand?
How many people have to repeat that MATY works in this way, we like it as is, and this is NOT about friendliness, AT ALL?
Did you ever READ what has been posted here since?

Oh and Edit (should keep you happy): capital i's will make no bloody difference, so no

Wrong. Capital I makes difference here. You don't like it, you go away. Period.

[SimplyComplex]

I suppose i'm the type of person who tries to fight their moral corner a little too much. Can't help it. And for the second time, i do get the concept. Of course i'm being defensive, i want to live in a nice world, nice people defend, not nice people attack. But jeez, yes i get the concept! I will get on with it. But i'm not a tard just because i fought from a different corner for a while.

[Zucabr]

I got confused somewhere along the way in this thread.

To borrow a quote from the beautiful Patrick Bateman, I fail to see how this is my problem.

There's a gay-for-pay (allegedly straight but has gay sex) porn actor who goes by the same name: Patrick Bateman. At first glance, I'd thought it was him you were referring to, but I realized that that probably wasn't right. Luckily, Google doesn't even know who the porn actor is.

And now I'm not confused. So I shall go wash my hands three times now, instead of doing groanings.

[Annan]

I suppose i'm the type of person who tries to fight their moral corner a little too much. Can't help it. And for the second time, i do get the concept. Of course i'm being defensive, i want to live in a nice world, nice people defend, not nice people attack. But jeez, yes i get the concept! I will get on with it. But i'm not a tard just because i fought from a different corner for a while.

Yes, it does make you a tard. Especially for STILL NOT GETTING that you should capitalize your I's.

[SimplyComplex]

I already said i'm not going to bother capitalizing my i's. Maybe YOU are the tard for not having read that.

[nanacake]

I is a proper pronoun, even I know that and English is not my first language. Which is never an excuse but a good reason for learning from native speakers when they correct your mistakes. With understanding for slip ups because of typing in a rush (you tend to miss stuff when flowing with a thought) doing it on purpose is quite irritating. It's OK if you messed up first time, but after the warning ignoring it... well this is useless. Like talking to a wall. There isn't so much Ban Hammer here though because it's more fun for MATY to eat you alive, I think so.   Good Times lol

[caterpillar]

I suppose i'm the type of person who tries to fight their moral corner a little too much. Can't help it. And for the second time, i do get the concept. Of course i'm being defensive, i want to live in a nice world, nice people defend, not nice people attack. But jeez, yes i get the concept! I will get on with it. But i'm not a tard just because i fought from a different corner for a while.

Most of the forums out there are 'nice', just the way you want it. It is rude of you to come in here and argue that we should also be nice because that's the way you like it. If you don't like this forum, go post in one you do like. Stop telling this forum how you want it to be.

[Tyyppi]

So don't bother capitalizing your I's then. Maybe you should replace them with Ö's too. Ö think that would be, like, really cool.

[HomeschooledByTards]

I got confused somewhere along the way in this thread.

To borrow a quote from the beautiful Patrick Bateman, I fail to see how this is my problem.

There's a gay-for-pay (allegedly straight but has gay sex) porn actor who goes by the same name: Patrick Bateman. At first glance, I'd thought it was him you were referring to, but I realized that that probably wasn't right. Luckily, Google doesn't even know who the porn actor is.

And now I'm not confused. So I shall go wash my hands three times now, instead of doing groanings.

Thanks for sharing? I'm confused as to why you would bother telling us this though. I mean, there's no links to actual porn and allegedly we can't Google this porn star, so what's the point?

[Frankenbeasley]

So i've been called a fuckwit because i showed a bit of empathy to either side? Wow, well thats polite for sure. I'd say not calling someone a name is more polite than if you spell the sentence wrong. That is all i was saying.

No, you have been called a fuckwit both because I like the term and to provide an example of the fact that the normal rules of politeness are more than a little warped here. The fact is that the use of pejorative terminology towards your fellow posters is not regarded as rude at MATY. Indeed, one might almost conclude that vituperative comments and ad hominem attacks are, if anything, seen as de rigeur. Should you care to investigate the forum as a whole you would soon see that derogatory terminology, insinuation, and even spectacularly insulting lies are not reserved solely for the neophyte posters but are bandied about gleefully amongst even the most venerable MATYzens.

Which being said, of course, MATY regulars do, indeed, tend to give new arrivals a particularly hard time. This serves several purposes. Firstly, it allows us to winnow the recent intake. Those who survive the onslaught with their good grace intact, those who adjust their posting habits in light of the relentless sporking, or those who fight their corner with humour and zeal, they are the wheat from the apocalyptic harvest and they are, quite rightly, retained and valued. Those who display butthurt, meanwhile, or who fail to take on board the viciously-delivered lesson, are considered to be the chaff and are left to blow away in the sour wind of failure. Secondly, it discourages at least some contributors from continuing to repeat their mistakes, whether that be by means of taking the time to couch their messages in terminology and structure that is less likely to attract the opprobrium of the MATY regulars or, alternatively, by simply not posting so frequently, if at all. Thirdly, and this, perhaps, is the most important purpose of all, it affords us a great deal of entertainment, both from the inept flailings of those who take it all to heart and from the simple enjoyment to be garnered from witnessing an exquisitely barbed dart being delivered with precision and style.

[Annan]

I already said i'm not going to bother capitalizing my i's. Maybe YOU are the tard for not having read that.

I don't care if you "won't bother" with it. We're saying do it or GTFO. You do not seem to understand this. This makes you a tard. You have been told, repeatedly, to follow our rules or go away. How is this so hard to grasp? Post properly or not at all. OK? OK.

Also, stop abusing your poor language. What has it ever done to you?

[snowbawl]

Do you feel important enough to capitalize your "I(s)"?  I do.  See how easy that is?  Self-importance through better capitalization...screw your morals.  No one cares.

This is an intelligent forum of intelligent people who put a lot of hard work and effort on their own time, without being paid, in order to help you and possibly make your game better.  The least, the very least you can do is show a little thanks and respect by posting like you are not, in fact, an idiot.  Pretend if you must.

[SimplyComplex]

If the site owner tells me to spell my i's as capitals then i will, thats fair enough. But to say someone isn't intelligent all because of a capital here and there on a forum? Come on, please. Like intelligence comes down to that. You could be a bloody heart surgeon yet be dyslexic. I thought you also said tedious people were tards.. well thats you all still included. My god, now it's all coming down to an 'i'. I I I I I I I I I I I I I oooooo bet you feel good now! Have you got tingles.

[spookymuffin]

If only there was some way for new members to get a feel for how things work around here before they go and make fools of themselves...  

Like intelligence comes down to that.

Intelligent people can make mistakes, yes, but the difference between them and you is that they take the criticism given to them and try to learn from it. They don't throw a hissy fit when someone presents them with the opportunity to better themselves.

SimplyComplex, if you don't like how people interact with each other here then don't get involved; your opinion is not that valuable or important. I don't know why you feel the need to try and point out the "error" of our ways, in doing so you are being much more rude than the people you are criticising.

[J. M. Pescado]

If the site owner tells me to spell my i's as capitals then i will, thats fair enough. But to say someone isn't intelligent all because of a capital here and there on a forum? Come on, please. Like intelligence comes down to that. You could be a bloody heart surgeon yet be dyslexic. I thought you also said tedious people were tards.. well thats you all still included. My god, now it's all coming down to an 'i'. I I I I I I I I I I I I I oooooo bet you feel good now! Have you got tingles.

Look, site owners are busy people. We have Grammar Police for that. Notice how OTHER sites have piles of moderators, but *WE* have GRAMMAR POLICE. There's a reason for that. Quit being a stupid.

[SimplyComplex]

Hmm, yeah, because asking why people are so harsh is more rude than calling a stranger a fuck-whatever. Ok.

[Hook]

Hmm, yeah, because asking why people are so harsh is more rude than calling a stranger a fuck-whatever. Ok.

You now understand MATY!

El Presidente has spoken.  Please use proper capitalization and punctuation and spelling and grammar.  You'll be glad you did.

Hook

[Zucabr]

Blah blah.

To borrow a quote from the beautiful Patrick Bateman, I fail to see how this is my problem.

Waffle/woolgathering.

Thanks for sharing? I'm confused as to why you would bother telling us this though.

No reason, really.

I mean, there's no links to actual porn and allegedly we can't Google this porn star, so what's the point?

http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/71077
http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/72651
http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/85153
http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/85429
http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/90113
http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/90259

Or was that a rhetorical statement?