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J. M. Pescado
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It's TORTURE EMMA DAY! Let's SEE THAT EMMA TORTURE!
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« Last Edit: 2009 February 25, 17:32:47 by J. M. Pescado »
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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lemmiwinks
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And none of that wimpy waterboarding crap. Real torture for real lulz.
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xoferew
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Crap! How could I have forgotten Torture Emma Day was coming up when I started my Octomom family!
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J. M. Pescado
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Well, with 3 days left, there's plenty of opportunity to work in some EMMA TORTURE.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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Crap! How could I have forgotten Torture Emma Day was coming up when I started my Octomom family!
I actually had a sneaking suspicion that your Octomom was me-glad I was wrong though  |
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xoferew
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I don't want to disappoint you, Emma, so I guess I'll be starting over on my Octomom family. You should have enough money to support your fourteen Gooplets if I don't waste any on actually constructing a home. I have a nice chain link fence to keep them safely contained. Well, you're off to a great start. Here you are gazing in dreamy admiration as Goopy saves his daughter after Grandma catches fire.  |
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« Last Edit: 2009 February 22, 21:36:03 by xoferew »
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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A 1x1 square of chainlink fence should keep Goopy nicely contained  |
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Aggie
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LOL! Great minds think alike, xoferew. I started Emma as the mother of the Octomom family just last night. It'll be interesting to see how our stories differ.
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Giggy
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Even though they're already posted (MATYland) I'd like to repost them here: My contribution:  Phyllis's contribution:  |
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« Last Edit: 2009 February 23, 03:34:15 by giggy »
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<Annan> Kofi is such an ass. She never responds when I try to be nice.  *Ella whine* <Kiki> of course I give you shit...I can't stand you. I think you're an abortion 23 years too late. |
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nekonoai
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I need to work on my ideas moar.
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Yes. I am very concerned. It seems that everyone at MATY thinks that having a lot of children with the love of your life is actually a form of torture. I wonder where we get ideas like that??
Now I need a whole new idea!
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I want people to stop saying, "Son of a bitch". Instead we should say "Son of an ASS" because that is more accurate. Spread the word!  |
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Giggy
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Yes. I am very concerned. It seems that everyone at MATY thinks that having a lot of children with the love of your life is actually a form of torture. I wonder where we get ideas like that??
Now I need a whole new idea!
Go for plain old torture eg: electrocution, death, zombeh etc. |
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<Annan> Kofi is such an ass. She never responds when I try to be nice. *Ella whine* <Kiki> of course I give you shit...I can't stand you. I think you're an abortion 23 years too late. |
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rohina
Horny Turkey
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So, apropos of last year's Torture Emma Day, for those of you who might want to refresh, we have Emma and the 7 Goopies Part 1 and Part 2. And now, fresh for 2009, I present Part 3Part 3 will be rapidly followed by Part 4. If demand warrants, there may also be a sequel. |
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Aggie
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rohina
Horny Turkey
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"So MEAN!"
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I got to slide 2 before I was defeated by the punctuation errors. Two thumbs down. |
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Giggy
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I got to slide 2 before I was defeated by the punctuation errors. Two thumbs down. Keep going. You haven't got to the good part. |
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<Annan> Kofi is such an ass. She never responds when I try to be nice. *Ella whine* <Kiki> of course I give you shit...I can't stand you. I think you're an abortion 23 years too late. |
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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I got to slide 2 before I was defeated by the punctuation errors. Two thumbs down. Ahh, yur just jellus Aggie, that was really great (if a little cringy-the Goopy-sex was awful!) good storyline and nice twist at the end. Can I just say I lol'ed at the blue zombie cock? Bit cold for a spongebath was it? Two thumbs up!  |
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rohina
Horny Turkey
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Jealous? I srsly don't know why I throw my pearls before you swine.
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dragoness
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Hee! I'm glad to see Emma and the 7 Goopies resurrected. I was always disappointed you hadn't finished it.
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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I haven't read Rohina's story yet, I'm saving it for last |
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J. M. Pescado
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AWESOMELAND has a TORTURE EMMA DAY special. The funny part is that I hadn't even started torturing Emma...
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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<notovny> Aww, yeah, WOODBEAST.
<kutto> Keep it in your pants, notovny.
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Aggie
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Aggie, that was really great (if a little cringy-the Goopy-sex was awful!) good storyline and nice twist at the end. Can I just say I lol'ed at the blue zombie cock? Bit cold for a spongebath was it? The Crammyboy obviously didn't match since I was using a custom zombie skin. However, I figured it was fine since, hey: he *is* undead. I'd imagine one's appendages would be the first to show signs of leprosy. Two thumbs up! I'm glad you liked it.  I did fix most of the grammatical errors last night and have even spotted a couple more I missed. I blame that on being forced to proofread in a TEXT BLOCK OF DOOM in Wordpad. |
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« Last Edit: 2009 February 25, 22:20:11 by Aggie »
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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I don't give a crap about grammatical errors.  |
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