More FUBAR Than You January: Gameplay Glitches

[starlady]

Imagine the scarring for the child if the parents had decided to autonomously woo-hoo, as I've had several sims do before!

Minena, that sim guy of yours is pretty cute - is he available for kidnapping?

[Lorelei]

Looks like he fell asleep before finishing a midnight snack of a fried chicken drumstick. 

[Jelenedra]

The stuck babby glitches are also either really creepy, or really, really cute. Some of them kinda makes you wish you could manually make them stick like that. Especially the ones where the sims are one-arming something because they're still holding a baby...

[petalbrook]

Not as FUBAR as some, but . . .



I had a babby go invisible.  Thanks to the batbox, she's visible again.

[rosess]

Not as FUBAR as some, but . . .

I had a babby go invisible.  Thanks to the batbox, she's visible again.

Oh, I so would have left babby invisible - and moved them to the psych ward.   

[kazebird]

It's good to see that people like my contest. I don't know why, but most glitches are very amusing.

[petalbrook]

Not as FUBAR as some, but . . .

I had a babby go invisible.  Thanks to the batbox, she's visible again.

Oh, I so would have left babby invisible - and moved them to the psych ward.   

Babby was on the verge of being taken by the social worker because I couldn't feed her.  The only thing I could do was bathe her in a sink.

[Mootilda]

Don't know whether this one actually counts, but it's pretty good proof that EA doesn't know how to write code:



Note that a very negative class value is being interpreted as a very high class value.  Looks like EA doesn't know the difference between signed and unsigned integers.

[witch]

Advanced directional unconscious levitation.

Or a glitch.

[Sapnish]

Oh how I do enjoy these threads.

Sharing is caring:
 

It floated around like this, kicking its legs through the air for a while before leaving the lot. I kind of wish I'd taken a video of it, now.

[sudaki]

Stepstool: not doing it right

It appeared to be glued to his chest and waggled around when he moved.  Sadly when he left the telescope it did not stay.

Rounded pool edges at ground level create holes in second-story floor??


And finally... what the hell is on fire?

It started without warning; there was no thunder or lightning, nothing on that tile to burn.  Mystery fire!

[somnambulist]

And finally... what the hell is on fire?
...
It started without warning; there was no thunder or lightning, nothing on that tile to burn.  Mystery fire!

Clearly God is speaking to the dog.

[Minena]

Minena, that sim guy of yours is pretty cute - is he available for kidnapping?

He's available right HERE

I made some cosmetic changes. He breeds really well too.

And now for some free flying fun:

[Alex]

I've had that skunk glitch before. It's really strange. I might have taken a pic or vid of it somewhere, but I can't remember. I guess they really like ballet or something.

[starlady]

Thanks, Minena! *kidnaps the seriously cute male sim and drops him into a midst of squeeing sim girlies*

If you look at the girl, it kinda looks like she's in a strong wind, hanging onto those flowers in the background for dear life.

[fatkitty]

Glitch pictures are the only ones I seem to take...

Elixir of life made this guy happy in the pants.


What door?


This baby would have probably been better off being delivered via C-section.

[Marhis]

Apparently, Van Helsing was in a hurry.



James returns home from work bringing a friend... who pops up inside someone else's apartment.
At least, he seems able to enjoy himself anyway.



Not sure it can be counted as a real glitch, but it made me go WTF.

1) Adult female lures teen male in her bed;
2) They woohoo;
3) Naked vampire walks in and starts reading to sleep the teen.

[witch]

Apparently, Van Helsing was in a hurry.

At least he knows he's dinner. 

[professorbutters]

I just got this one today.  I looked over at the side of a building and thought, "Dear God, what is that horrible fleshy growth?"



It looked like something that required the services of a dermatologist.



Turns out:



PB

[Garnet Avi]

I wish I had something to add. You guys are making me laugh my ass off and I thought you should know. It's the comments as much as the pictures, really. Keep em coming. 

[Heodez]

Oh, where to start? I've been collecting them over the years...
First, in the "I wish I could unsee it", the trampoline. A cc object meant for children to jump on. Cloned from a bed. Add ACR and here's what you get:

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In the sticky stuff category: sticky flower bunch. This girl came back from school with flower in her hands in lieu of report. The family did not have a flower crafting machine, nor did she AFAIK frequent the florist.

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Last and least, but funny nonetheless: Miranda Capulet feels much better all of a sudden.

[crunk]

@Crunk -  Wow. Invisible hill, maybe?

Elevation cheat + pool created funkiness. Reenabling the cheat and leveling should fix it.

That's what I get for following building tutorials! It was fixed right after taking the picture. I was tempted to leave it in and move_objects some floaty curtains on it, for that special cabana look.

pb - If your Victorian buildings start growing things, consider steampunk/sci-fi hood instead!
Heodez - I wish there was a flower replacement for sim homework. Also, I may need that trampoline for my next neighborhood trashy Romance sim.

[Borkedforlife]

Since messed up babies seem so popular, I'm delurking to share toddler potty mouth...

[petalbrook]

@Marhis:  Ouch for the first, WTF? for the last.  Pervy vamp.
@Heodez:  Maybe the flowers were a reward for good grades?  Miranda gives new meaning to the phrase, "Which cheek should I shit the money from?"

This thread never fails to amuse!

[rosess]

This doesn't count because I was testing things.  Still made me laugh.

 

Side note... I was having trouble getting my pixel peeps to fight on their own.  Installing Rohina fixed that almost immediately.  Bubbly mean face FTW.