More Awful Than You! January: Accessories

[Kazzandra]

This accessory reminds me of a 'spooky' story that circulated when I was younger, The Yellow Ribbon

[Marhis]

This is probably not the worst thing in the world, but... It certainly doesn't look much like what it's supposed to be. (Pom-poms are not that solid, seriously.)

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  Are they stuck to the belly, too?

[Liz]

I can understand having wings for whatever reason, but these are HUGE.

Huge and probably quite lulzy in rooms that can now have ceilings.

[rosess]

Huge and probably quite lulzy in rooms that can now have ceilings.

Or from the floor above... [cue music from "Jaws"]

[Silvain]

This is probably not the worst thing in the world, but... It certainly doesn't look much like what it's supposed to be. (Pom-poms are not that solid, seriously.)

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  Are they stuck to the belly, too?

I don't know, I didn't download them as I have no use for pom-poms to begin with, let alone crappy ones. It's probably just the way they have the sim positioned in the preview shot, though.

[fway]

Imagine not being able to walk through the door with these:

http://linna.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=309880

[SalixTree]

Well, the thing about real wings, is they can be folded up against the body when not in use. No winged creature would walk around all day with their wings extended like that, unless it's a butterfly or some insect.

[starlady]

@Kazzandra - I thought of that story too when I saw the "neckerchief" ribbon. I read it in a "scary ghost" story book. Gave me nightmares for weeks on end after reading that one.

@Crunk - Those nails scare me. Especially the beads. They scream, "Piss me off and I will stab you with my 8 inch acrylic nails and then teabag you with the baubles that hang from them!"

@PirateFaafy - Well, at least his face doesn't look like this:

I found this lady at MTS2. Granted, the skin edit and the hair recolors are well done and she looks nice from the front. But any side is a bad side for her! I know it doesn't qualify, but since we're also on the subject of crazy mouths and such, I thought I'd share. However, I did find an odd accessory. It's not so much the.. er... claws as it is the wild colors that kind of made me go, "WTF?". I found it at MTS2 as well. Here it is:

[J. M. Pescado]

Well, the thing about real wings, is they can be folded up against the body when not in use. No winged creature would walk around all day with their wings extended like that, unless it's a butterfly or some insect.

Most insects don't do that either. Even butterflies can fold up when not in use, although butterflies are generally not creatures that spend a lot of time walking.

[witch]

No but they hang around off trees and bushes quite often.

[Insanity Prelude]

However, I did find an odd accessory. It's not so much the.. er... claws as it is the wild colors that kind of made me go, "WTF?". I found it at MTS2 as well. Here it is: [image snipped]

Not claws, knives. They're from Kingdom Hearts, and they really are that color in game. Mock me for knowing that if you want.

That is an ugly Sim version though.

[starlady]

*star_lady mocks Insanity Prelude* 

It's alright, I can tell you what your starting Str/Dex/Int/Luck needs to be to take your first job in Maplestory. 

[Insanity Prelude]

Found here.

IMPORTANT :Their is one thing tho on the right side of the ear rebel is spelled leber cuz of the mesh so if anyone knows how to fix that let me know

That just says it all, really.

[starlady]

Don't they mean the left side? Unless the image is flipped, there is no way that is the left side of the model's face.

[Kyna]

Is that an earring or a tattoo?  It seems to follow the curve on the sim's face & neck, indicating it's a tattoo.

[ceilonar]

There's all these animal-themed skins and accessories over at Genensims. They're not completely terrible, except that, um, yes they are. Anyone know what to call something with four ears?

[purplebunny]

There's all these animal-themed skins and accessories over at Genensims. They're not completely terrible, except that, um, yes they are. Anyone know what to call something with four ears?

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A mutated furry, duh.

They work better on sims with long hair so you can't see the other ears, though. If you're into that sort of thing.

[starlady]

@Kyna - that accessory that Insanity Prelude posted is in fact a pair of earrings. If you look closely, you can see a little black line extending onto the earlobe and then a little silver dot above it that appears to actually enter the ear canal. It (the mesh or the recolor, whichever it is) is placed a little too high to appear as if it actually hangs like the dangle-y earring it is supposed to be.

@Celinor - Creepy. Really creepy. Though, I suppose having two sets of ears would have its advantages... 

[Kyna]

@Kyna - that accessory that Insanity Prelude posted is in fact a pair of earrings. If you look closely, you can see a little black line extending onto the earlobe and then a little silver dot above it that appears to actually enter the ear canal. It (the mesh or the recolor, whichever it is) is placed a little too high to appear as if it actually hangs like the dangle-y earring it is supposed to be.

Yes, I noticed that.  My comment was a reference to the suck-tastic quality of the earrings.

[Marhis]

Don't they mean the left side? Unless the image is flipped, there is no way that is the left side of the model's face.

Unless the poster can't tell its right hand from the left one. Judging on its grammar/spelling/netspeak, I wouldn't be surprised at all.

[Zazazu]

Hey now. I can't tell my right from left, and other than a predisposition towards comma love, my grammar and spelling are passable.

[Marhis]

Ooopsie 

[starlady]

@Zazazu - Are you saying that you made the "Rebel" earring-tat? 

[eenaleor]

Starlady: I do not think Zazazu was trying to say he/she made the tattoo. If I got it right, he/she was stating that problems with distinguishing left and right do not imply spelling/grammar issues as well. Which is not what the other guy, Marhis, was trying to say, if I got him/her correctly: According to Marhis, grammar issues could also imply plobrems with reft/light; the other way round, so to speak.
I hope this was sufficiently confusing.

[Zazazu]

@Zazazu - Are you saying that you made the "Rebel" earring-tat? 

Oh heck no.