More FUBAR Than You December (New)

[kazebird]

Sorry that I deleted the post yesterday, I had one too many Martinis.

Anyways I found this at the BBS, when I was going around mocking them for whining about their game problems, instead of trying to fix them:

So I decided to make a contest for who can post the most glitchy picture.

The rules are as follows:

-You may make the picture yourself, but you can not edit it outside the game. Therefore you should either back up your game, or create a new hood to mess around with.

-Like in More Awful Than You, it has to contain the special element designated, which will change every month.

-Also like in More Awful than You, the Judge will be assigned randomly. The Judge must find the winning pictures funny and tell why for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and Honorary places.

-You may use game cheats, as this is more a comedy contest than a glitch hunting one.

-The official blooper pics are banned for obvious reasons.

-The Judge will be given invisible, tasteless, inedible salami.

This month's element is...Anatomy glitches!

[chazzhay]

How exactly would you describe anatomy glitches, exploded meshes, misplaced body parts and things like that?

[DrNerd]

Are you looking for stuff like this?

[Theo]

The Flashing-Blue Swimming Vampire Nanny (with detached face)

[nekonoai]

winner.

[kazebird]

All of those would be eligible. Basically, if the sim's body looks messed up it fits.

[Giggy]

winner.

Ditto, contest closed

[eevilcat]

if that's first place settled then I offer this as a runner-up: exploded fat morph on the replacement pregnancy meshes as modelled by our own lovely Witch.

[kazebird]

It looks like she's trying to eat herself!

[Insanity Prelude]

the mystical one's meshes, or someone else's? (Did anyone else even go to that much effort?)

[Faizah]

-The official blooper pics are banned for obvious reasons.

Does this include the old favourite, exploding fat meshes, because EAxis did it first? (I believe it was an elder formal dress in Nightlife, though it was fixed in some patch/later EP.)

[kazebird]

Faizah, I am not sure what you are talking about, but if it was made by Eaxis it is not allowed. Otherwise it would be to easy to find comical glitches.

Edit: I just realized what you meant. Exploding Fat morphs are fine, since there is nothing directly funny about them alone. This contest is not so much about the glitches themselves, as it is about some element of the picture that makes it funny.

Take this official blooper as an example:

Take note that if I was entering this it would be disqualified due to it being official. Anyways, notice that the baby's head is missing (glitch), and the woman has a knife and package (comedic element)

Basically the person who posts the picture the judge finds most amusing wins, as described in the rules above. The biggest challenge there though is you don't know who the judge is yet, so this isn't as easy as it sounds.

[nekonoai]

well, the win also is there because they are the ONLY pictures that I can SEE. I recommend everyone use whatever service Theo is using. kthx.

[Alex]

What about if the picture isn't particularly comical, but a caption made it so?

[Jelenedra]

It's a MAXIS mistake, and I don't have a screen shot, but everyone should try making a fat waiter. It is HILAROUS.

[Liz]

Take this official blooper as an example:
http://www.snootysims.com/sitepics/blooper06.jpg

Yes, headless babby + dinner prep = high lulz. And I must agree that "Flashing Blue Swimming Vampire Nanny" is win, not only for the magnitude of its FUBAR but also for its comedic category-stacking.

[kazebird]

What about if the picture isn't particularly comical, but a caption made it so?

That is tough... I think that would violate the exterior editing rule. We don't want it to be too easy, and you can make anything funny with captions. If you find a funny picture with captions, you may post it, but it will not be rated based on the caption.

[Zazazu]

Only flashing blue face, but it's flashing blue face at night.

[funkilla]

Piggy back ride? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.


Another sad attempt at dancing.


Holy matrimony, Batman! When two really becomes one.


Ma'am, you have the miniature Hulk growing in your abdomen. We think it might be radioactive. Or a failed abortion. :[

Just for Roffles:

The guy in the background...


Farting bubbles!

[Kyna]

Watch out for splinters!

[witch]

I would walk through a door to escape that cow too.

Excellent pics funkilla!

[SnootCB]

I found ALOT of these at BFTAF.  Some of them might not strictly count as anatomy glitches, but they are kinda funny.


by NoName


by PitaWindstar


by Kirsty



both by inkyhate11


by Jekku


by Lette20

There are about a bazillion more, but I am too lazy to try to sift through them all right now.

[jwaas]

I got my own just now while playing.  Couldn't resist adding the caption.



I figured Kevin Beare would be better when he got back from class.  Wrong!
I figured he'd get better by taking a shower.  Wrong again!
I had to turn on moveobjects, grab the chair, and delete it -- and only then was he fine.

[J. M. Pescado]

If an object is stuck in a sim and he seems to be entirely oblivious to it, if it is not stuck in a slot that he actually USES, it is unlikely to be noticed, and you will have to yank it out and delete it manually. Although this gives me the novel idea of creating a sim with a whole host of internal slots into which objects representing his internal organs may be placed...

[NothingToSee]

I posted these in a thread somewhere ages ago. Somehow I managed to drop a lot in the wrong place and this was the result.





I wish I'd left the house at the bottom of the hole. It would have been interesting to play  it.