Apartment Life Borkiness, or how i ended the world in 1 hour.

[GayJohnScarritt]

   Since the official Bork Pool for Apartment Life has ended, it's time for all you unpaid EAxis testers (you know who you are, don't try to fool us) to come out of the closet and post all those shiny borkens you've found.
   I'll start things off:
   An apartment building with multiple families, one family with a toddler.  Adults in the other family has the option to give their neighbor kids a bath.  A bork or a feature, you decide.  In either case, me not want!

[jsalemi]

Hmm, don't think anyone had that particular 'feature' in the Bork Pool...

[IAmTheRad]

Bad Female Teen Witch face texture is missing.


Entering a non-playable sim's apartment building.

Those are the two big ones I found so far.

[Sinthe]

Pffft, I'm not surprised. I can't wait to see what booches when I install AL. 

[squish]

Can I throw in multiple hairs in the hair bin as a bork? I don't care if they have different coloured clips, but seriously! I don't need 234345 of the same hair. That's not a good thing! D:

ETA: Ugh, and looking at the file names of these hairs so I can hide them, it seems as if they're colour blind. One named grey clip actually has a red clip, and one named red clip actually has a green clip, a red and black (file name) is actually green 

[Zazazu]

Not bork, but laziness. Several items released with FT are in AL in additional bins, marked as new AL items. Also, there's this fugly-ass octagon house hidden in the far corner of Belladona Cove. Hidden, as in "can't see without a camera mod". It is named Watervista Palace. It has no water.

[GayJohnScarritt]

Also, there's this fugly-ass octagon house hidden in the far corner of Belladona Cove. Hidden, as in "can't see without a camera mod". It is named Watervista Palace. It has no water.

   It could be worse, EAxis could've plopped a pre-made family in it. 

[Zazazu]

Ok. Real bork. Animation issue with toy dog (which is lame, by the way):

Kara is playing with the puppy. Where's the puppy?


Oh! There's the puppy!

[GayJohnScarritt]

   Okay, i need confirmation for this circumstance.  Multi-playable-family apt lot.  The pre-placed playables especially.  All playable apts are visible UNTIL a controlled sim enters/leaves another playable's apt.  Once that happens, then the apt turns invisible, just like the townie-neighbors.  Go in and play another family on that lot, and they also need to enter/visit the other playables to turn apt invisible?  Until that point, your controlled apt includes objects in other apts (serving meals, used newspaper count, bathing neighbor's toddlers, etc).

[kutto]

Very first house I loaded.

[IAmTheRad]

They're not drunk or blind. They're just sitting on their pile of money and throwing together expansion packs and stuff packs and not doing any quality assurance.

[PeaceChaos]

I'm installing it right now. I can't wait to see wtf will happen...I'll post pics if anything interesting appears. Who knows maybe the little dog will have fathered a baby by a pregnant pre-made sim (remember the Ottomas family?)

[Annan]

Very first house I loaded.

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I... don't get what I'm looking at here. Plz to explain?

[literatebse]

Very first house I loaded.

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I... don't get what I'm looking at here. Plz to explain?

It looks to me as though the sim (Leandra) appears twice on her family tree -- once as the child of her mother and once as the child of her father.  Well, her father and her...uncle?  Eek.

[vilia]

Has anyone else had issues with the neighbours complaining? I had a couple of dishes that were covered in flies and was going to clean up but the two next door neighbours kept coming to complain (4 times each!) so I couldn't tidy up. Cancelling the complaining in the queue didn't work as it seemed to override whatever the sims were already doing. The only way I sorted it was to wake up another member of the household and get them to get rid of the dishes while the other sim listened to the complaints.

[witch]

Bwah ha ha ha ha...

and so it begins.

[netza]

Ehr, don't know if it's a bug or not but my sim just died... Adult and all needs in green. :S Never had that happen before.

[Alex]

Very first house I loaded.

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I... don't get what I'm looking at here. Plz to explain?

It looks to me as though the sim (Leandra) appears twice on her family tree -- once as the child of her mother and once as the child of her father.  Well, her father and her...uncle?  Eek.

She's also her own twin sister. 

Can I haz picture of Watervista Palace?

[netza]

In the "Kiss"-category is a choice to dance. Oo Nvm, they kissed eventually.

[toad]

On the Prima Guide writer's blog, he sells the hidden Waterview place as a 'feature'...

[Alex]

"There's a very cool hidden lot for you to find"

There's nothing cool about a lot you can barely access. At least the one in Pleasantview was still easily accessible.

[netza]

Was going to get the mail, and for a sec the regular mailbox showed and then went back to the apartment box and getting the mail action resets. I can't get my mail. >_<

[Liz]

Adults in the other family has the option to give their neighbor kids a bath.  A bork or a feature, you decide.  In either case, me not want!

Ew, ew, EW!

[J. M. Pescado]

Here's a MEGABORK: The Physiology study option is apparently HUGELY borked. I was working on updating commskilling, when I noticed they added the +25 IQ "boost" for Physiology in an odd place: At the END of the code block, where it is deallocating the "situational" bonii like Asianland bonii and protein shake. It is then never removed. The exploit: If you learn "Physiology" and then study body, your sim will gain +25% IQ every study loop, and it will stick until the usual suspects reset it. This means you can easily get well over several-thousand-percent learn rate, and since it then affects generic IQ, it will apply to ALL skills. It is simply MASSIVELY, MASSIVELY borked.

Commskilling will, of course, fix this.

[IAmTheRad]

Get to releasing an AL Directors cut! *whips*

At least the stuff that doesn't need updating.