More Awful than You! June: Stuff that you Do. Not. Want.

[Insanity Prelude]

Hey Insanity Prelude, got links?

Yeah- sorry, I haven't actually entered anything in More Awful Than You before. It's Rose Sims hair (the site's not loading on this computer right now or I'd link directly to the page the hair's on.) At least it's a free one.

[SlickCee]

RANT ON: Nope, nope, they don't wear them really baggy anymore, now they wear their jeans so tight I cringe looking at them and I am a girl. DOWN WITH SKINNY JEANS ! Ugh, and the colored ones are even worse. I even heard of this boy who has to tape back his balls are something like that because he wears his jeans so tight. I mean, why? But at the same time, maybe its a good thing because they are killing their own sperm. This world is over-populated as it is. :RANT OVER

Anyways, that's my mini rant. I have an entry.
What in the hell is that green stuff? Are STDs the new "thing."
Also, from the same site:

[Angie]

Well, it's a good question, because if we are going more broad, then my ultimate Sims Do. Not. Want is this.

Wait, we can nominate videos??  If that's the case, allow me to direct your attention to this Sims 2 adaptation of one of the classiest songs ever written.

I love how the male character clips through the wall while he's doing his rap.  But my favorite part is the clever use of the "pick up the newspaper" animation. 

[rohina]

Yeah. I don't think you really get it.

[witch]

RANT ON: Nope, nope, they don't wear them really baggy anymore, now they wear their jeans so tight I cringe looking at them and I am a girl. DOWN WITH SKINNY JEANS

Not in NZ yet. Oh no. NZ homies are still so last century.

[Ellatrue]

Heh. I kind of LIKE that trend. mmmm.

[Jess Maree]

I hate, hate, hate, HATE skinny jeans on guys with an undying passion. THEY LOOK LIKE MORONS! Also, fat people should NOT be wearing skinny jeans. No. Just NO!

Oz homeboys (well, those that I see rarely. We're overrun with emos and scene kids down here) still wear baggy jeans and all that.

[rohina]

I don't notice the jeans on those boys. I am too busy looking at their hats. WTF is up with wearing your hat really tight so it just barely sits on the top of your head? Is it cool to have a head so giant no hat will fit?

[SnootCB]

Is it cool to have a head so giant no hat will fit?

I was scanning the page and for a second I thought you were referring to... something else.  Some kind of Freudian compensation, perhaps?

More on topic: link, SlickCee?

[Assmitten]

Well, it's a good question, because if we are going more broad, then my ultimate Sims Do. Not. Want is this.

Wait, we can nominate videos??  If that's the case, allow me to direct your attention to this Sims 2 adaptation of one of the classiest songs ever written.

I love how the male character clips through the wall while he's doing his rap.  But my favorite part is the clever use of the "pick up the newspaper" animation. 

This is an amazing thing to behold. We had a "Smell Yo Dick" thing going in grah for a while. I love that the newspaper wasn't even removed. KLASSY.

[SlickCee]

Is it cool to have a head so giant no hat will fit?

I was scanning the page and for a second I thought you were referring to... something else.  Some kind of Freudian compensation, perhaps?

More on topic: link, SlickCee?

Its this  Sims webstie I came across in the booty. I saw even more atrocities but decided to spare you all.
http://www.adult-sims.com/
Edit: Aw, crap, the link isn't working. I'll just give you the booty page. And yes, they expect you to actually pay for those.
http://paysites.mustbedestroyed.org/booty/adult_sims/

[Assmitten]

Here's a little reminder of the rules to keep it fun for everyone. I think this month is looser and ever more subjective than others, but I think it can be fun.

Rules:
1. It must be a real item. Item must not be made by you or anyone on your site. No, you may not create an awful entry just for this purpose.
2. Item must be have been created BEFORE this contest! No creating an awful item just to win!
3. It must be from a real site. Somebody's Angelfryer or Geoshitties page is not a real site. Bonus points if it's a paysite!
4. It must be awful. The most awful winning entry will be chosen by a panel of selected judges and the winner will be awarded a free month's subscription.
5. Items must be submitted by the deadline, the end of the month, Server Time.
6. Submissions must be posted here, with pictures. Show off the awfulness! Bonus points if the screenshots were from the site of the item itself, meaning it looks bad even in the propaganda photos!
7. Carla Niven is disqualified. We already know he'd win. Besides, Freewebs is not a real site.

[Angie]

Yeah. I don't think you really get it.

Actually, I do get it.  You were taking another jab at Brynne.  I just chose to ignore that part of your post because I'm really not interested in Old Fight.

[rohina]

I wasn't taking a jab only at Brynne, I was saying that narcissistic sim pr0n is high on my list of Do. Not. Want. I don't like the Wank Mirror for the same exact reason, but it has been in a previous contest.

[Assmitten]

the Wank Mirror

FWUH? I missed this one. Someone hook me up with this grotesquerie.

[rohina]

Click at your own risk. Actually, this is WORSE than goatse.

Oh, and I found an entry. Crammy's penis for females.



(Hotlinked because I cannot imagine photobucket being happy)

[Jess Maree]

<snip> DO NOT WANT shemale penis <snip>

OMGWTFBBQ? Just...no. What has been seen cannot be unseen...

[ebonyspiral]

Oh, and I found an entry. Crammy's penis for females.

...I recall avoiding the thread in Peasantry. My fears are realised.

[Assmitten]

Oh, and I found an entry. Crammy's penis for females.

...I recall avoiding the thread in Peasantry. My fears are realised.

I cheered this one on, because I thought it would finally be possible to have an accurate Pedobait in my game. BUT NOOO, she says, NO PEEN, she says. Fine.



Penis pump. And it's decorative. Not only can you imagine your sims have ED, but they also just have to stare sadly at the "sculpture" on the table. Do not want.

[chiho]

You know the drill, find anything that you don't want in your game, whenever it's sex objects, stuff that was designed by a 6 year old or items that are nice but was completely utterly destroyed by the poorly made description. Sims are included as well.

For an example is this person some kind of prostitute? *snip*

Followed on by the Bella Goth dress, yes I'd imagine a prostitute in the GTA series
*snip*

Description:
Bambi, a French-Canadian exotic dancer! Yes, I'm from Canada. - Umm you don't need to give out your country, it's on your SimPage

Link: http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=1290652&asset_type=sim&pid=Exchange_sims&hideFramework=&languageCode=

Good God! It looks like Brittany Spears and Steven Tyler had a kid!

You're totally right. I was thinking she looked like a half breed dog/trailer trash but your description is more suiting.

[Kazzandra]

Look at this. THE PHAIL IS JUST SPECTACULAR.

First of all, like Assmitten's entry, this is a decorative statue. Therefore, it is not effective. If birth control wasn't effective, no one would use it :p

Secondly, the 'brand' of condoms is 'Mod the Sims 2.' Of course, this is hosted on 'SexySims2.' In addition, the creator couldn't even be bugged to get the font right.

Also, this is as ugly as hell. It belongs beside Buntah's recolour of the sex rock.

Finally, read the comments for some LULZ! That's right-- it has accrued 30 stupid comments.

DO NOT WANT!


 

[xoferew]

Oh, and I found an entry. Crammy's penis for females.
(Hotlinked because I cannot imagine photobucket being happy)

The only thing appropriate in that picture:  all the STOP! signs.

[Jess Maree]

I cheered this one on, because I thought it would finally be possible to have an accurate Pedobait in my game. BUT NOOO, she says, NO PEEN, she says. Fine.

I have balls, but they're only metaphorical. Sorry.

[SlickCee]

This boy's head reminds me of a balloon. It gets bigger and bigger as you fill it with air and then KABOOM!

You can find the inflated head hairstlye at wonderous Raonsims.

[witch]

Hur. Like in Theme Hospital where they have to get their heads exploded.

Bloatyhead I think it's called.