More Awful than You! June: Stuff that you Do. Not. Want.

[Giggy]

You know the drill, find anything that you don't want in your game, whenever it's sex objects, stuff that was designed by a 6 year old or items that are nice but was completely utterly destroyed by the poorly made description. Sims are included as well.

Edit: Stories and Movies are allowed incase someone asks or wonders.

For an example is this person some kind of prostitute?


Followed on by the Bella Goth dress, yes I'd imagine a prostitute in the GTA series


Description:
Bambi, a French-Canadian exotic dancer! Yes, I'm from Canada. - Umm you don't need to give out your country, it's on your SimPage

Link: http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=1290652&asset_type=sim&pid=Exchange_sims&hideFramework=&languageCode=

JUDGES: Tsarina, Kazzandra.

[tIIsuggas]

The new Free Time patch.

DO. NOT. WANT.

Well, not untill there's a new nocd crack.

[floopyboo]

thread over, tIIsuggas wins.

[Cimaronna]

You know the drill, find anything that you don't want in your game, whenever it's sex objects, stuff that was designed by a 6 year old or items that are nice but was completely utterly destroyed by the poorly made description. Sims are included as well.

For an example is this person some kind of prostitute? *snip*

Followed on by the Bella Goth dress, yes I'd imagine a prostitute in the GTA series
*snip*

Description:
Bambi, a French-Canadian exotic dancer! Yes, I'm from Canada. - Umm you don't need to give out your country, it's on your SimPage

Link: http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=1290652&asset_type=sim&pid=Exchange_sims&hideFramework=&languageCode=

Good God! It looks like Brittany Spears and Steven Tyler had a kid!

[Giggy]

The new Free Time patch.

DO. NOT. WANT.

Well, not untill there's a new nocd crack.

Pure win

[Insanity Prelude]

He looks like a Chia Pet!

[Assmitten]

Sexy Pan. Fucking furries. DO NOT WANT.



http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=56112

[Zazazu]

Carrigon's rape mod

I feel dirty, and not in a good way.

[Assmitten]

Carrigon's rape mod

I feel dirty, and not in a good way.

What's shadenlulzy is the message at the top of the screen of that hack (spelling left uncorrected):

Due to the recent high volume of spam containing indecent adult images, ALL posting privilages have been suspended until further notice (Downloads remain available as normal). This site is used by children as well as adults, and this kind of material is unacceptable on this site, and will not be tollerated. We apologise to our members for any inconvenience.

Wait, what? "Adult images" are not okay on a site that has a rape hack? I mean, what could make people think those were okay to post?

[asthehind]

Carrigon's rape mod

I feel dirty, and not in a good way.

Urgh. WTF? Honestly!

[Kazzandra]

Sexy Pan. Fucking furries. DO NOT WANT.

*  And this now means I have to register at the ADULT sites. Hurl.

 Buntah's melting planet, combined with DO NOT WANT.



And is that the vomiting animation I spy


And shouldn't we create a standard here? These, uh, 'adult' images-- should we make people hit a link and be goatsed? Or should entering  this thread mean you must have girded thy loins (er, so to peak) and are prepared?

Also-- I am aware that some of these adult objects use the plunger animations and bladder animations, and to me, that is horribly disgusting and I DO NOT WANT. This is murky water, and I need to watch where I step!

I think I'll go to TSR now and find some objects made by six-year olds. 

[spambi]

Fee Essen has been a busy little bee. Here are a few notables --

By Fee Essen standards, the rolling pin and board aren't too bad, but the dough looks like a moldy rock.


EA/Maxis exercise equipment is too nicely proportioned and doesn't have a crappy enough texture. Fixed!


I guess this really is a "Do Want" if you hate your children.

[rohina]

And shouldn't we create a standard here? These, uh, 'adult' images-- should we make people hit a link and be goatsed? Or should entering  this thread mean you must have girded thy loins (er, so to peak) and are prepared?

Oh, not this again. Since anyone under 18 on this site is a LIAR, why should we protect them?

[Liveangel]

Since anyone under 18 on this site is a LIAR, why should we protect them?

You have to be at least 18 or a ZOMG LIAR to register, but you can view Planet K 20X6 as a guest.

Anyway, I has submission:

From evi.

Animal print trousers and top which is made from half trasparent fabric and wool to keep your children both...special and warm!

Yeah, that will keep your child warm. I FUCKING HATE CHILD WHORE CLOTHING WITH A PASSION, whether it's the sort of thing you see at TSR or The Exchange, or the IRL trend. Also, what exactly does the button do?

Hey Insanity Prelude, got links?

[witch]

I remember once when MagicMoon(?) - something like that - was lecturing a n00b on how MATY is a family friendly site. Oh, no, it wasn't a n00b, it was Lindaetterlee, sadly not missed, who used a rude word for woohoo.

Pescado's rejoinder? No it fucking isn't. (A family friendly site).

So please go for it, anyone who doesn't wish to view the pictures is at perfect liberty to not view the thread.

As for the whore clothes for young girls, I found this was an interesting article. The Profit Motive Behind The Sexualization Of 'Tween Girls

[Gwill]

rebecah's Childs Rideable Bike; with the most retarded animations around.
Sure, sure, she'll get points for trying, but I DO NOT WANT!

[spambi]

Anyway, I has submission:
*snip*
Yeah, that will keep your child warm. I FUCKING HATE CHILD WHORE CLOTHING WITH A PASSION, whether it's the sort of thing you see at TSR or The Exchange, or the IRL trend. Also, what exactly does the button do?

What is that sweater doing on that outfit? Somehow it makes the outfit all the more annoying.

Also from TSR --


Apparently the creator, having used Marvine's mesh to create all of her adult whore clothing, was unaware that not every mesh is alpha editable. She should have realized that something was amiss when she saw that big chunks of her teen whore dress were flesh-colored. While this dress might remind some people of "Silence of the Lambs", WINDAN66701 was not one to worry about such insignificant details. Thus, she stamped her name on it in extra big letters and added it to her collection.

[Annan]

img snip

He looks like a Chia Pet!

Hee, I think it's supposed to be that guy with the hair from Tekken. But yes, it looks ridiculous.

[bowrain]

He looks like a Chia Pet!

That hair reminds me a lot of Paul Phoenix

EDIT : Annan beat me to it...

[Zazazu]

rebecah's Childs Rideable Bike; with the most retarded animations around.
Sure, sure, she'll get points for trying, but I DO NOT WANT!

Rebecah has really big, innovative ideas, but fails a bit in the execution. Not that I could do animations, but...when was the last time you could steer a bike without using your hands?

[Emma]

The last time I tried, I was ten and rode straight into a lamp-post Still have the scar on my eyebrow...

[Kazzandra]

So please go for it, anyone who doesn't wish to view the pictures is at perfect liberty to not view the thread.

Good. I Just needed the clarification.

I guess this really is a "Do Want" if you hate your children.

Heh-- that would make an awesome story. "The tribe must sacrifice a child per year to the giant melting crab monster or we will all die!"

WINDAN66701 was not one to worry about such insignificant details. Thus, she stamped her name on it in extra big letters and added it to her collection.

That sounds like a good way to help destroy TSR-- upload every piece of shit package you've ever created and use up their server space

[Charamei]

That sounds like a good way to help destroy TSR-- upload every piece of shit package you've ever created and use up their server space

People have been trying that for years, unwittingly or otherwise.

[ElfPuddle]

And is that the vomiting animation I spy

Yep. the other one is the baby animation.

[Jadis]

This comes down to my own personal taste: I am quite crept out by this, and DO. NOT. WANT this in my game, but it is very well done. It's the ball-joint doll look:




Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=225411

Yippy, now your sims can look as if they're real dolls, the kind of doll that will undoubtedly turn evil, come alive at night and kill you in your sleep. Especially this one:



That is so an evil toy doll. Do. Not. Want.

Especially not after reading the description of her:

A puppets motions controlled by a string
By a stranger I've never met
A nod of the head and a pull of a thread
I can't say no, can't say no

When a child throws down a toy
When I was new you wanted me
Now I'm old you no longer see me
When a child throws down a toy
Spite for girl, hate for boy
When a child throws out a toy

Song by VISAGE

Forboding, if you ask me.

This synthetic beauty hasn't got a life of her own. Made as a cute toy to be enjoyed by all, she'll end up used and broken.

And then she'll come alive and want to kill the kids that used her and discarded her.

Her name is SUZY STRANGE and she comes as a BJD-doll with a fragile, antique-like body, made of fabric. A body that starts fresh and new, but finally wears the signs of age and abuse.

For which, of course, she'll take a bloody revenge.

If you want her, she's here:
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=272475