More Awful than You! June: Stuff that you Do. Not. Want.

[Emma]

And is that the vomiting animation I spy

Yep. the other one is the baby animation.

Urgh. Definitely do not want.

[MidnightVoyager]

Period Hack

I recall the bug log once saying that they added "more aggressive tampon insertion."

auuuugh. DO NOT WANT

[Kazzandra]

Period Hack

I recall the bug log once saying that they added "more aggressive tampon insertion."

auuuugh. DO NOT WANT

I've used it since it first came out. I like it because I like to torture Sims, I suppose. Love to watch that comfort plummeting, especially when I'm sitting on top of a B17 myself.

What it means my "more aggressive tampon insertion" is that "change tampon" will show up in your queue and might stomp other things, depending on how urgent the need is.

Though since I installed FreeTime "change tampon" has changed to "Drink Lovepotion 8.5" though they still go to the toilet   

[Assmitten]

That is so an evil toy doll. Do. Not. Want.

Nicole Kidman, is that you?

[rohina]

Period Hack

I recall the bug log once saying that they added "more aggressive tampon insertion."

auuuugh. DO NOT WANT

We did this one MUNFS ago. Find new material, tardlicker.

[ebonyspiral]

There are also a few other entries in this thread that have appeared in past, 'More Awful'. Still, they make me cringe as hard as ever.

Anyway, I DO NOT WANT this thing in my head anymore... let alone my game.



Also, feeEssen, although usually not eligible, just has to be mentioned again for her blatant taking of the constant piss.

[Kazzandra]

I do feel like I'm crapshooting here.  I wish the contest was a little more specific. Are we looking for bizarre, but functional? Badly made? Just fucking creepy? Bad adult items? Do we need to make sure our item was not entered in past contests? Giggy-- specify!

Oh, and ebonyspiral? I blame you for my nightmares tonight.

[rohina]

Well, it's a good question, because if we are going more broad, then my ultimate Sims Do. Not. Want is this.

[Ellatrue]

That's a "death god" from an anime. It's meant to be creepy, since it goes around killing people for the hell of it.

[Assmitten]

Well, it's a good question, because if we are going more broad, then my ultimate Sims Do. Not. Want is this.

Oh, please don't make me box.net the prons.

Now I will sit back and wait for the Greatest Hits.

1. "You People Never Let Anything Die Do You?"
2. "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Disco Remix)"
3. "This Site Used to Be Cool (But You People Rooned It)"

[Jess Maree]

Oh, please don't make me box.net the prons.

What? Who DOESN'T want to see sim Brynne giving some guy head?

[Lord Darcy]

Anyway, I DO NOT WANT this thing in my head anymore... let alone my game.

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That's a "death god" from an anime. It's meant to be creepy, since it goes around killing people for the hell of it.

It could have used a spikier hairstyle. But I've seen worse for anime/manga Sims.
Thanks for reminding me of Death Note. Though I'm not going to put Ryuk into my game, I'm going to find a decent Light Sim somewhere. I can use moar bishounens anytime.

Many old favourites like feeEssen/buntah stuff reminded me of my all-time-favourite WTF/DO NOT WANT creation, Edible Tiger. I went to MTS2 to check if there is something new that has not been submitted into past contests. Alas, this tiger-obsessed person removed all his/her creations from MTS2. Well, that's one creator I don't feel sorry at all to see taking his/her toys to home...

[Kazzandra]

I's got me another entry after delving through some Terrible Shit Really!!! It's in the WTF/gross category:



I NOMinate that!

[ebonyspiral]

Oh, and ebonyspiral? I blame you for my nightmares tonight.

Featuring Death Note or feeEssen's melting terlet...
...okay, I really shouldn't have just combined those both in my own head.

*leaves the light on

[KellyQ]

Oh, please don't make me box.net the prons.

What? Who DOESN'T want to see sim Brynne giving some guy head?

Speaking of nightmares.....

[Assmitten]

I's got me another entry after delving through some Terrible Shit Really!!! It's in the WTF/gross category:

SNIP

I NOMinate that!

Looks more like carpet rebond padding, so FAIL on all counts. D-minus.

[Emma]

Shit, we need noo stuffs. It is getting boring seeing all the same crapola from other threads. I vote for no previous More Awful Than You! noms. Find something new, peoples!

[Ellatrue]

I think the next more awful should be inappropriate children's clothes.

[Jess Maree]

I think the next more awful should be inappropriate children's clothes.

Didn't we do that one? Or was it whore clothes that had too many pedobait outfits?

[Strangel]

Disney freak I may be but.. no.


Here tis.

[witch]

...but...when was the last time you could steer a bike without using your hands?

From about 9 to about 15. Then I stopped riding a bike because it was cooler to walk to school. Then I got so cool I got kicked out of school. I next rode a bike when I was about 26, with a child seat on the back for my toddler. I had to use my hands then.

Edit: To add Zazazu's quote, 'cos I didn't notice a whole extra page in this thread when I posted.

[Liveangel]

As for the whore clothes for young girls, I found this was an interesting article. The Profit Motive Behind The Sexualization Of 'Tween Girls

After reading that, plus doing some googling and more article reading, I have to wonder what the world has come to.
The articles:
http://www.commercialfreechildhood.org/articles/4thsummit/levin.htm
http://www.commondreams.org/views06/0825-33.htm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-412195/Tesco-condemned-selling-pole-dancing-toy.html
http://mayagranny.blogspot.com/2006/08/sexualizing-children.html

Yippy, now your sims can look as if they're real dolls, the kind of doll that will undoubtedly turn evil, come alive at night and kill you in your sleep. Especially this one:
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That is so an evil toy doll. Do. Not. Want.

And there's a creepy doll/That always follows you/It's got a pretty mouth/To swallow you whole

I feel like making a TS2 music video to that song now.

[witch]

Good articles Liveangel, cheers.

Oh, please don't make me box.net the prons.

Now I will sit back and wait for the Greatest Hits.

1. "You People Never Let Anything Die Do You?"
2. "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Disco Remix)"
3. "This Site Used to Be Cool (But You People Rooned It)"

* witch uses up all her influence to make Assmitten box.net the prons

Well, it's a good question, because if we are going more broad, then my ultimate Sims Do. Not. Want is this.

I never thought that Joe sim was attractive, he looks like someone who works in a carwash and doesn't know which way to put his hat on. A mouth-breather for sure.

[J. M. Pescado]

I never thought that Joe sim was attractive, he looks like someone who works in a carwash and doesn't know which way to put his hat on. A mouth-breather for sure.

I've always had that same impression about people with their hats on the wrong way, yes.

[Lorelei]

Why does that mutated bear thing have "Poon" on its shirt?

I never thought that Joe sim was attractive, he looks like someone who works in a carwash and doesn't know which way to put his hat on. A mouth-breather for sure.

I've always had that same impression about people with their hats on the wrong way, yes.

Is this where witch and I (et al) go off on a rant about adult men who dress like petulant toddlers? Sucking on bottles of water, pants so baggy and droopy they look like filled diapers, untied shoes, huge shirts, hats placed on head any way but forwards, shaved baby-bald heads...this is not an attractive fashion look, people.

Brynne's bland white gangsta thugs are a big DO. NOT. WANT.

Other DO. NOT. WANTs: paysites, SecuROM, Sims aggressively inserting Tampax, disappearing portal bugs, lots having to be flat or they bork your hood, maid fishtank bugs, piano bugs, EPsSPs shipped with bugs that conflict with vanilla EP/SP installs of game, EA trying its best to start phoning home when I want to play, game resetting everything after each new SP/EP, the NVidia bug, Sims bursting into flame while jumping on beds, and a thousand other EAxean glitches and idiocies that make me loathe EA and boycott them.

And Fee Essen and Buntah and Carla Niven already have a Golden Lifetime DO. NOT. WANT. Award.