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More Awful than You! May: Clothing Meshes of the Damned
« on: 2008 May 02, 03:54:47 »
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You know the drill -- there are people out there who are using Milkshape as a tool of evil. Bring us evidence of this so that we may mock them. I'll start with a mesh I saw recently that inspired me to suggest this contest:


http://www.insimenator.net/showthread.php?t=79612

Nominated for: the bewbies, the questionable boots, the huge skirt that's out of proportion with her legs

These body type projects have always bugged me. I know it sucks that most sims only have two body sizes -- not fat and fat. That doesn't mean, however, that I want to see meshes for every possible female body type classified by boob size. And if you're going to make an really large woman, at least make her proportional. Here, the skirt looks padded because her legs are so much skinnier that they should be. And I don't even know what to say about her breasts. Finally, a modeling hint: if you make a mesh with really huge hips, don't pose your model holding a purse in such a way that it pokes through her body.

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« Reply #1 on: 2008 May 02, 05:46:24 »
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This mesh has always slightly horrified me:



http://www.ts2creations.com/artistgrizzelda.htm
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« Reply #2 on: 2008 May 02, 08:09:46 »
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Slightly!
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« Reply #3 on: 2008 May 02, 08:36:59 »
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Usually I really like warlokk's stuff. I have quite a lot of it in my game, but this one just horrorfies me!

Look at the tiny feet! The gigant breasts! looks like baloons!/ baboons
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« Reply #4 on: 2008 May 02, 10:55:57 »
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Here.

Nominated for: those cuffs, cardboard collar, lack of definition at the waist - even for a male, that's shapeless.
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« Reply #5 on: 2008 May 02, 11:02:26 »
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Slightly!

It's more the butt area that amazes me rather than the tits. It looks quite horrid in-game too.
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« Reply #6 on: 2008 May 02, 18:09:51 »
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Nominated for: those cuffs, cardboard collar, lack of definition at the waist - even for a male, that's shapeless.

Also, what's up with the lighting? You don't even know what you're downloading. Maybe EA was trying to suggest this is skeezy dude clubwear. There are NO beer googles thick enough to make any sim hit on that.
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« Reply #7 on: 2008 May 02, 18:24:34 »
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Usually I really like warlokk's stuff. I have quite a lot of it in my game, but this one just horrorfies me!
Look at the tiny feet! The gigant breasts! looks like baloons!/ baboons

I once heard a very good rule for drawing women. "If her breasts or buttcheeks resemble any type of fruit, you are doing it wrong."

This was dubbed the Sexy Fruits rule. That woman appears to be smuggling some of those rounder watermelons in her shirt and pants. FAIL!
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« Reply #8 on: 2008 May 02, 18:33:56 »
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Usually I really like warlokk's stuff. I have quite a lot of it in my game, but this one just horrorfies me!
Look at the tiny feet! The gigant breasts! looks like baloons!/ baboons

I once heard a very good rule for drawing women. "If her breasts or buttcheeks resemble any type of fruit, you are doing it wrong."

This was dubbed the Sexy Fruits rule. That woman appears to be smuggling some of those rounder watermelons in her shirt and pants. FAIL!

Someone should have told Posh Spice Victoria Beckham this rule, pre-op.
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« Reply #9 on: 2008 May 02, 18:42:51 »
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I've always hated Grizzelda's meshes for kids:


I mean, unless you remove ribs from YOUR little girls, no human actually looks like this.
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« Reply #10 on: 2008 May 02, 19:19:36 »
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I nominate this, not because of the top (which looks basically normal, although who wants a mesh dress over bike shorts?) but because of the odd little calf-aura of pink mesh this creator chose to add.



If it was supposed to be leg warmers, FAIL. If it was supposed to be bell bottoms, PHAIL, and if it was supposed to be anything other than an entry in this month's contest, then ALL ABOARD THE PHAIL BOAT!
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« Reply #11 on: 2008 May 02, 19:26:44 »
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Finally, a modeling hint: if you make a mesh with really huge hips, don't pose your model holding a purse in such a way that it pokes through her body.

Wow, until I read that I was wondering what the horrible silver growth thing was on her stomach.
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« Reply #12 on: 2008 May 02, 21:18:23 »
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although who wants a mesh dress over bike shorts?

Speak for yourself, sister.

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If it was supposed to be leg warmers, FAIL. If it was supposed to be bell bottoms, PHAIL, and if it was supposed to be anything other than an entry in this month's contest, then ALL ABOARD THE PHAIL BOAT!

Ha ha! I know. It's like I Dream of Calfy. WHAT?
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« Reply #13 on: 2008 May 02, 21:20:08 »
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I've always hated Grizzelda's meshes for kids:


I mean, unless you remove ribs from YOUR little girls, no human actually looks like this.

Actually, that sorta looks like me when I was 6-7ish.  It only looks weird because the hips are so much wider than the waist. If the hips and waist were about even in size, that would make it look more real.
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« Reply #14 on: 2008 May 02, 22:34:58 »
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What the hell has happened to this poor woman's boobs? I mean, srsly, what is that? It looks like her skin has been carved to resemble a piece of clothing, or as if part of her coat is made out of human skin. Either way, the more I look at it, the more it creeps me out.



Ick.

It's based on this outfit:



Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=280280
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« Reply #15 on: 2008 May 02, 22:39:00 »
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Hmm, the original isn't great, either.
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« Reply #16 on: 2008 May 03, 00:55:27 »
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This guy apparently had his scarf stiffened in an odd position.He also seems to have been stretched out, as he is so thin.
http://thumbs2.modthesims2.com/img/1/2/2/4/4/4/8/MTS2_ALEX.s_717214_K-20080120-461255.jpg
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« Reply #17 on: 2008 May 03, 01:40:26 »
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I nominate this, not because of the top (which looks basically normal, although who wants a mesh dress over bike shorts?) but because of the odd little calf-aura of pink mesh this creator chose to add.
It's not an outfit. That's just a placeholder texture to demonstrate the alpha layers of the mesh. What it LOOKS like is some manner of alphable pants mesh. When you see a texture like that, which typically consists of one or two colors chosen often to clash as vividly as possible, this is generally a placeholder texture to show off parts of a mesh without the distraction of an actual outfit. Transparency of parts indicates that they are the alphable parts.
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« Reply #18 on: 2008 May 03, 03:45:09 »
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Even if it isn't to demonstrate the mesh, it still looks weird as anything. WTF is with the little leg apron?
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« Reply #19 on: 2008 May 03, 03:53:37 »
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Even if it isn't to demonstrate the mesh, it still looks weird as anything. WTF is with the little leg apron?
I think it's an alphable pant leg, which can be alpha'ed out for shorter pants.
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« Reply #20 on: 2008 May 03, 11:01:18 »
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I nominate this, not because of the top (which looks basically normal, although who wants a mesh dress over bike shorts?) but because of the odd little calf-aura of pink mesh this creator chose to add.
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If it was supposed to be leg warmers, FAIL. If it was supposed to be bell bottoms, PHAIL, and if it was supposed to be anything other than an entry in this month's contest, then ALL ABOARD THE PHAIL BOAT!

That's a perfectly good mesh.  It just looks odd because you're seing it raw rather than with a good texture.
Also, you fail at linking.
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« Reply #21 on: 2008 May 03, 12:44:14 »
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Well, the meshing...technically... isn't SO bad... But WTF at the text?  Shocked
Some people must be born without brains.
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« Reply #22 on: 2008 May 03, 15:35:19 »
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The underwear seems to be made out of meat. What to wear under the infamous meatslab dress, eh?
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« Reply #23 on: 2008 May 03, 20:20:03 »
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I actually somewhat resemble that first Grizzelda mesh, besides the inch-thin waist.  :/

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« Reply #24 on: 2008 May 03, 20:51:18 »
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I've always hated Grizzelda's meshes for kids:
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I mean, unless you remove ribs from YOUR little girls, no human actually looks like this.

Actually, that sorta looks like me when I was 6-7ish.  It only looks weird because the hips are so much wider than the waist. If the hips and waist were about even in size, that would make it look more real.

But they aren't, which is the point. Trying to give a young child a skinny waist and hips like an adult just looks freaky, and to me, is a bit creepy.
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