More Awful Than You for April!Self Sims a Mutilator Couldn't Love

[Giggy]

However another specimen that is posted here was an infamous specimen



Can you guess who it is?

[Aggie]

Whoever it is, she has a fat head. 

* Aggie chuckles

[Invisigoth]

I feel sorry for the poor soul that must judge this one!

*Invisigoth points and laughs at Jelly

@Giggy, the first picture is obviously the great beggar of MATY, Omri Chan! IIRC, that sim was created by Assmitten. Although I don't want your fake e-booze. I'll just take bragging rights. It is also incredibly rich for you to be calling anyone too stupid to be 12.

[Giggy]

@Giggy, the first picture is obviously the great beggar of MATY, Omri Chan! IIRC, that sim was created by Assmitten. Although I don't want your fake e-booze. I'll just take bragging rights. It is also incredibly rich for you to be calling anyone too stupid to be 12.

You get bragging rights only then

[Tchan]

I have...too many. But then again, finding crap content in the Exchange is like shooting fish in a barrel. WAY too easy.

My favourite of the lot (1): Yo, my kid thinks I'm Lindsay Lohan's sis! Like, OMG!

Self-sim of me. I worked quite awhile on this one. My daughter said "yeah mom, it DOES look like you but I have a question. Is Lindsay Lohan your sister?" I didn't know whether to slap her or thank her. CC credit where credit is due.

Find here: http://tinyurl.com/42r8nx

My favourite (2): I'm a MAN! No wait, a woman!!!

i kind of look like this. didnt creats ny cc, but thanx 2 the creators. .x. plz download.

YOU MEAN YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN?

Linkie: http://tinyurl.com/47r2f9

Standard Maxis sim (I don't think you changed anything!!):



Can you say "Croydon facelift"?:



Next, the hag:

Asphyxia simself v.3872.

And finally, the thirteenth version of EVIL (seriously, there are 13 identical versions on the Exchange, all wearing different clothes):

[jolrei]

I have the perfect specimen...Nothing could save this Sim from the fate it had thrust upon itself. Horrors!   

Certainly nothing can save this sim from the fate I shall devise for it.

I think we need moar specimens.

* jolrei goes to look.

[Tyyppi]

Aargh! The last sim looks like a victim of tiberium poisoning.

[Liveangel]

However another specimen that is posted here was an infamous specimen
[image snipped]
Can you guess who it is?

That's Bluesoup.

[vikitty]

That second one is T, no?

[TheMagicBullet]

Eh, this contest doesn't look too bad. I'll judge.

But that last one is almost as disturbing as the end of Animal Farm.

[Emma]

Eh, this contest doesn't look too bad. I'll judge.

But that last one is almost as disturbing as the end of Animal Farm.

You don't volunteer, you get forced to do it.

I can't seem to find any sim-selfs that I'd feel comfortable about submitting-after all these are based on real people I just don't want to hurt people's feelings I guess.

[snowbawl]

I can't seem to find any sim-selfs that I'd feel comfortable about submitting-after all these are based on real people I just don't want to hurt people's feelings I guess.

I thought that was the point.

[Tchan]

That's the reason I went looking!

[Kazzandra]

I feel comfortable submitting this because I quite simply don't have to make a single comment-- the creator did it all by himself




Self-Sim Description:
This is my ugly self as a young adult. Feel free to download me and make me gay or kill me. Modified clothing by me, not quite custom but pretty alright for my first attept. NOT. Fishnet tights, anarchy wristband, and a Blink 182 T-shirt (my favorite band), all ripped and cut up cuz I like destroying good clothes and looking like a homosexual punk goth sped. Lip and eyebrow peircings not by me, nor are the shorts.

*Downloads and makes gay AND then kills.*

In case you want to do the same,
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=256820&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=sim&key=self+sim&order=CREATION_DATE+asc&nrows=50&game_version=&age=&gender=&custom=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=

[KellyQ]

That one is made of WIN simply because of the description.

[Tchan]

Nice to see someone has a sense of humour. ^^ I like that description a lot. *chuckle*

[spambi]

I can't seem to find any sim-selfs that I'd feel comfortable about submitting-after all these are based on real people I just don't want to hurt people's feelings I guess.

I agree that I'm not comfortable about this contest. I heartily endorse making fun of people who create furniture that looks a pile of Playdoh or dress their Sim children in mini Hooters outfits. But poking fun at people because their self sims don't look like models? I just don't see the fun in that. I always thought the standard for these contests should be cluelessness, which is why I'm always a bit annoyed when people submit entries by creators who obviously are trying to create something awful. With self Sims, however, the most unattractive models are probably the most accurate.

I won't post my self Sim, but for your amusement I will post the product of her union with the Sim I made of my boyfriend. To be fair, I think I over-emphasized our less attractive qualities (but making a self Sim that looks like a model just strikes me as wrong). Also, our love child was not helped by randomly rolling Enayla's blue skin (I'm pale, but not that pale.) Anyway, here's my little reminder to keep taking my birth control --

[mazz]

I dunno, I kind of like him.

[rohina]

Yeah, he looks like he has an awesome bad attitude.

[Tsarina]

Take a look at this one!


It is found by seaching 'sim self' on the exchange, but it probably isn't one (surprise!)
 

I have another one too:

Wow.. i did really well on this simself.. it looks JUST like me! plz download cuz it would be a huge compliment to meee

Well... it's not ugly, but I thought the discription were a bit...yeah...

[Emma]

Wow-sim is so ugly it comes with a paper bag already installed on head

[Tsarina]

Wow-sim is so ugly it comes with a paper bag already installed on head

Paper bag? nuh-uh. Plastic, of course. Water- and airproof.
On the other side, I don't think she would live to be an adult, then.

[spambi]

Yeah, he looks like he has an awesome bad attitude.

Now that you mention it, he does have at least that going for him.

[MadameUgly]

Anyway, here's my little reminder to keep taking my birth control --

*image snip*

Oh, your self sim spawn is way too normal looking (even with the blue skin).  My self sim produces far more hideous creatures (especially when bred to great maxis offerings like PT 9 Smith).

[Tchan]

So, what's winning?