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More Awful Than You for April!Self Sims a Mutilator Couldn't Love
« on: 2008 April 02, 20:39:19 »
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Okay, for contest month April we looking for selfsims poorly so done that no mutilation not could help! Please to remember that they must be selfsim and not created after contest or of self. Please to include selfsim description if in particular lulzy.
Please to post your findings here!
Example to follow show here by "Hottie15932" (please to note "irony")on the Exchange:




Descriptions follows as:  This Ish Mee...... Haileyyyyyyyy. Rello. Me want you to download me. Please, rate, sign Guestbook, and I'll make u some requests if you want.

Can be found here.

Judges: Jellylala, TheMagicBullet, EMMA
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Re: More Awful Than You for April!Self Sims a Mutilator Couldn't Love
« Reply #1 on: 2008 April 02, 20:42:05 »
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I submit the following for entry:



Reasons:
a) fatface look perpetrated on head clearly a mismatch with ridiculously skinny waist; the waist is a lie!
b) original person is male, unlike female self-sim;
c) phailball is phail.
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« Reply #2 on: 2008 April 02, 20:54:52 »
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Okay my first entry is based more on the description than the sim itself. 





Description reads:  It is so weird how this looks almost all the way like me The only thing different is well I have a you know brow(as a kid in school says it)

My comments: I'm not sure why it is strange that a self sim resembles the poster as surely, that's the point!  Also unless my American to English translation is wrong, is this girl admitting to a mono brow?  I really wish the poster had been able to recreate this, won't somebody help this girl show her mono/unibrow off with pride?

Thanks to smachappy2 (owner of the brow) and the mono brow that nearly was from the exchange.
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Re: More Awful Than You for April!Self Sims a Mutilator Couldn't Love
« Reply #3 on: 2008 April 02, 20:59:32 »
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akjhdkajhdkjahdkja Oh dear unibrow.  Shocked

Also: Is that Sim a child or a teen? AND WHAT'S UP WITH THAT WAIST???
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Re: More Awful Than You for April!Self Sims a Mutilator Couldn't Love
« Reply #4 on: 2008 April 02, 21:01:55 »
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Here's a fabulous hairdo from the exchange. I want to know if this kid really walks around with a massive bow on her head:

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« Reply #5 on: 2008 April 02, 21:03:32 »
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It looks like a horribly malnourished child to me, missing a unibrow and trying to fake having bewbs.
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« Reply #6 on: 2008 April 02, 21:06:56 »
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Yes it is indeed a unibrowless child.

I am so touched by this girl's plight, I went looking for a one brow on MTS2.  I couldn't find one.  Who can haz skills of an artist?
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« Reply #7 on: 2008 April 02, 21:34:26 »
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Here's a fabulous hairdo from the exchange. I want to know if this kid really walks around with a massive bow on her head
I'd bet she does if she's one of those "Gothic Lolita"-freaks (or aspires to become one, if only as a sim). I reacted more to the fact that she seems to be the perfect incarnation of Marisa Bandett, only with MOAR eyeliner. Lots of it!

And about the unibrow: I know I had one once (in my downloads folder, please!) and I'm pretty sure I got it with this sim. I'm also pretty sure it was available for children...  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: 2008 April 02, 21:42:47 »
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The cheeks on this one make me want to breed it with Fairlight. The mangling of the English language wouldn't be quite so bad if they were a child or teen, but apparently it's an adult.

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Once More I thought 2 family members was not right so I Made My self and I'm happy to say that my sim self came out great my interets are Art, Animals & Astrology I'm an Aries witch mean I'm born in April I was born in St.Joseph's Hospital in Wisconsin I only live there 6 year and than we moved now to Florida My sister Dawn said she would go to Wisconsin to visit me I'm happy Living in Florida.



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« Reply #9 on: 2008 April 02, 21:47:01 »
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I can has artism!
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« Reply #10 on: 2008 April 02, 22:01:29 »
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Description:
So here is my SelfSim! It actually looks just like me and I'm so happy, because my other SimSelves were true disaster


It "looks just like" her. Do you think she actually has the tatoos??
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« Reply #11 on: 2008 April 02, 22:36:50 »
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I seriously doubt the people actually look like these sims.  I bet they all just used slightly edited default templates.
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« Reply #12 on: 2008 April 02, 23:10:42 »
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This sim is baked to a crispy color, wearing biker bar clothes, and constantly pees itself.
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« Reply #13 on: 2008 April 03, 00:01:21 »
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Is that first self-sim supposed to be a teen tranny or am I just imagining a beard?
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« Reply #14 on: 2008 April 03, 00:27:04 »
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Which one Seraphim? It's kinda hard to tell.
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Re: More Awful Than You for April!Self Sims a Mutilator Couldn't Love
« Reply #15 on: 2008 April 03, 00:29:23 »
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MTS2 DOES have monobrows. but they may only be for guys. I used them for Oasis Sims.

There is a creator at TSR who has the most unfortunate self-SIM I have ever seen, but my Googfu is failing me. "Momomma?" Some name of that sort.

It has JOWLS.

P.S. Oh joy, my L key has decided to join the T key in borkery.
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Re: More Awful Than You for April!Self Sims a Mutilator Couldn't Love
« Reply #16 on: 2008 April 03, 02:20:41 »
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Which one Seraphim? It's kinda hard to tell.
Is that first self-sim supposed to be a teen tranny or am I just imagining a beard?

Uhm, the FIRST one, Aner-Dyfan? Roll Eyes

I also remarked upon her 5 o'clock shadow in #grah, seraphim, so I don't think you're imagining it.
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« Reply #17 on: 2008 April 03, 02:47:35 »
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Well then, that is mildly disturbing.
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Re: More Awful Than You for April!Self Sims a Mutilator Couldn't Love
« Reply #18 on: 2008 April 03, 09:50:29 »
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...do you think the Carla Niven sim counts as a self-sim seeing as Carla Niven doesn't actually exist?

And the prostichild...woah. Who wants to bet the creator isn't actually 6 with wannabe boobs...
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« Reply #19 on: 2008 April 03, 16:22:12 »
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I feel sorry for the poor soul that must judge this one!
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« Reply #20 on: 2008 April 03, 17:55:49 »
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I feel sorry for the poor soul that must judge this one!

You mean-you?
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« Reply #21 on: 2008 April 03, 19:32:11 »
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Duh-hur.  Lips sealed
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Re: More Awful Than You for April!Self Sims a Mutilator Couldn't Love
« Reply #22 on: 2008 April 05, 04:18:37 »
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I have the perfect specimen.


Behold the sloping brow; the blank, vapid stare; the horrible hat and limp hairdo; the abnormally large nose; the fat, short lips; and let's not forget the general fatness of the cheeks. Nothing could save this Sim from the fate it had thrust upon itself. Horrors!   Cry
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« Reply #23 on: 2008 April 05, 04:21:55 »
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I have the perfect specimen.
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Behold the sloping brow; the blank, vapid stare; the horrible hat and limp hairdo; the abnormally large nose; the fat, short lips; and let's not forget the general fatness of the cheeks. Nothing could save this Sim from the fate it had thrust upon itself. Horrors!   Cry

Oh pffft. I did a perfectly fine mutilation of this sim. SEVERAL times. Some people are just never happy. Cry

Also it is of yourself, so immediately disqualified.
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« Reply #24 on: 2008 April 05, 09:19:30 »
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Ilike to post to you a very rare specimen known as, THE 12ish BEGGER



Problems with this one is:

-Not Fugly enough
-Needs more dirt
-Too 12ish (As in too stupid to be considered 12)

I'll give someone rum whoever guesses the simself
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