KellyQ
STUPID PUDDING
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Okay, for contest month April we looking for selfsims poorly so done that no mutilation not could help! Please to remember that they must be selfsim and not created after contest or of self. Please to include selfsim description if in particular lulzy. Please to post your findings here! Example to follow show here by "Hottie15932" (please to note "irony")on the Exchange: Descriptions follows as: This Ish Mee...... Haileyyyyyyyy. Rello. Me want you to download me. Please, rate, sign Guestbook, and I'll make u some requests if you want. Can be found here. Judges: Jellylala, TheMagicBullet, EMMA
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rohina
Horny Turkey
Grammar Police
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"So MEAN!"
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I submit the following for entry: Reasons: a) fatface look perpetrated on head clearly a mismatch with ridiculously skinny waist; the waist is a lie! b) original person is male, unlike female self-sim; c) phailball is phail.
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Okay my first entry is based more on the description than the sim itself. Description reads: It is so weird how this looks almost all the way like me The only thing different is well I have a you know brow(as a kid in school says it) My comments: I'm not sure why it is strange that a self sim resembles the poster as surely, that's the point! Also unless my American to English translation is wrong, is this girl admitting to a mono brow? I really wish the poster had been able to recreate this, won't somebody help this girl show her mono/unibrow off with pride? Thanks to smachappy2 (owner of the brow) and the mono brow that nearly was from the exchange.
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seanachai
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akjhdkajhdkjahdkja Oh dear unibrow. Also: Is that Sim a child or a teen? AND WHAT'S UP WITH THAT WAIST???
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rohina
Horny Turkey
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"So MEAN!"
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Here's a fabulous hairdo from the exchange. I want to know if this kid really walks around with a massive bow on her head:
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It looks like a horribly malnourished child to me, missing a unibrow and trying to fake having bewbs.
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mildlydisguised
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Yes it is indeed a unibrowless child.
I am so touched by this girl's plight, I went looking for a one brow on MTS2. I couldn't find one. Who can haz skills of an artist?
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Berg
Dimwitted Dunce
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I ARE 2 BLAME 4 HUR TYPOES!
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Here's a fabulous hairdo from the exchange. I want to know if this kid really walks around with a massive bow on her head
I'd bet she does if she's one of those "Gothic Lolita"-freaks (or aspires to become one, if only as a sim). I reacted more to the fact that she seems to be the perfect incarnation of Marisa Bandett, only with MOAR eyeliner. Lots of it! And about the unibrow: I know I had one once (in my downloads folder, please!) and I'm pretty sure I got it with this sim. I'm also pretty sure it was available for children...
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eevilcat
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The cheeks on this one make me want to breed it with Fairlight. The mangling of the English language wouldn't be quite so bad if they were a child or teen, but apparently it's an adult. Hether Lynn Sobie Once More I thought 2 family members was not right so I Made My self and I'm happy to say that my sim self came out great my interets are Art, Animals & Astrology I'm an Aries witch mean I'm born in April I was born in St.Joseph's Hospital in Wisconsin I only live there 6 year and than we moved now to Florida My sister Dawn said she would go to Wisconsin to visit me I'm happy Living in Florida.
Linky, just in case you want it.
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kuronue
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I can has artism!
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INFP or something
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skoop
Blathering Buffoon
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Description: So here is my SelfSim! It actually looks just like me and I'm so happy, because my other SimSelves were true disaster It "looks just like" her. Do you think she actually has the tatoos??
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michelle
Asinine Airhead
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I seriously doubt the people actually look like these sims. I bet they all just used slightly edited default templates.
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Assmitten
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This sim is baked to a crispy color, wearing biker bar clothes, and constantly pees itself.
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<notovny> Aww, yeah, WOODBEAST. <kutto> Keep it in your pants, notovny.
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seraphim
Asinine Airhead
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Alex P. Keaton is the Devil!
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Is that first self-sim supposed to be a teen tranny or am I just imagining a beard?
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Aner-Dyfan
Exasperating Eyesore
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Which one Seraphim? It's kinda hard to tell.
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Lorelei
Grammar Police
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I like pie. A cake is fine, too.
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MTS2 DOES have monobrows. but they may only be for guys. I used them for Oasis Sims.
There is a creator at TSR who has the most unfortunate self-SIM I have ever seen, but my Googfu is failing me. "Momomma?" Some name of that sort.
It has JOWLS.
P.S. Oh joy, my L key has decided to join the T key in borkery.
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KellyQ
STUPID PUDDING
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Which one Seraphim? It's kinda hard to tell. Is that first self-sim supposed to be a teen tranny or am I just imagining a beard?
Uhm, the FIRST one, Aner-Dyfan? I also remarked upon her 5 o'clock shadow in #grah, seraphim, so I don't think you're imagining it.
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<Pescado> Make it quick. I'm busy and you're not funny.
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seraphim
Asinine Airhead
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Alex P. Keaton is the Devil!
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Well then, that is mildly disturbing.
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Tchan
Little Bitch
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...do you think the Carla Niven sim counts as a self-sim seeing as Carla Niven doesn't actually exist?
And the prostichild...woah. Who wants to bet the creator isn't actually 6 with wannabe boobs...
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Jelenedra
The New "Gay"
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Evil Mastermind BehindTorturing Emo 12s
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I feel sorry for the poor soul that must judge this one!
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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All Pescados Suck.
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I feel sorry for the poor soul that must judge this one!
You mean-you?
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Jelenedra
The New "Gay"
Whiny Wussy
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Evil Mastermind BehindTorturing Emo 12s
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Duh-hur.
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| Why are all these damn hippies on my website?
We are on your forum, taking over your world and making your children gay. |
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Aggie
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I have the perfect specimen. Behold the sloping brow; the blank, vapid stare; the horrible hat and limp hairdo; the abnormally large nose; the fat, short lips; and let's not forget the general fatness of the cheeks. Nothing could save this Sim from the fate it had thrust upon itself. Horrors!
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"I don't believe in the edit button; it goes against the very core of my being."
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KellyQ
STUPID PUDDING
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I have the perfect specimen. ~Image snipped~ Behold the sloping brow; the blank, vapid stare; the horrible hat and limp hairdo; the abnormally large nose; the fat, short lips; and let's not forget the general fatness of the cheeks. Nothing could save this Sim from the fate it had thrust upon itself. Horrors! Oh pffft. I did a perfectly fine mutilation of this sim. SEVERAL times. Some people are just never happy. Also it is of yourself, so immediately disqualified.
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« Last Edit: 2008 April 06, 07:58:14 by KellyQ »
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<Pescado> Make it quick. I'm busy and you're not funny.
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Giggy
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Ilike to post to you a very rare specimen known as, THE 12ish BEGGER Problems with this one is: -Not Fugly enough -Needs more dirt -Too 12ish (As in too stupid to be considered 12) I'll give someone rum whoever guesses the simself
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« Last Edit: 2008 April 05, 09:56:14 by Giggy »
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<Annan> Kofi is such an ass. She never responds when I try to be nice. *Ella whine* <Kiki> of course I give you shit...I can't stand you. I think you're an abortion 23 years too late.
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