More Awful Than You! March: Fugly Models

[starlady]

I phail!? 

Ah, well. I'll figure out how to post the pictures and next time I won't. 
The entry is technically disqualified anyway, I think, since it doesn't actually model custom content, but still... the noses... looks like a bad prosthetic piece! >.<

[Giggy]

Here's the pic from phail:

[seveneleven]

Do not forget the sugar

Maybe it's just me, but I've been sitting here for about fifteen minutes trying to find out what the fuck that means and in what context it could be used in regarding a sim...

Also:

MOAR COLLAGEN!


From http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=174253.

I find the one on the left particularly horrifying. I am convinced it is a pre-op transvestite with a love of plastic surgery.

[Fubuki]

This model has a super punchable face...

[witch]

What the hell do you mean by that? I'm hoping English is your second language.

[J. M. Pescado]

It means exactly what it sounds like it means, that the model has a super punchable face. Haven't you ever seen people whose faces beg for punching? I agree wholeheartedly with the poster's assessment. I nearly punched the monitor seeing that, it was practically a reflex. Super-punchable indeed.

[witch]

Haven't you ever seen people whose faces beg for punching?

No.

[Strangel]

Do not forget the sugar

Maybe it's just me, but I've been sitting here for about fifteen minutes trying to find out what the fuck that means and in what context it could be used in regarding a sim...

Also:

MOAR COLLAGEN!


From http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=174253.

I find the one on the left particularly horrifying. I am convinced it is a pre-op transvestite with a love of plastic surgery.

Dammit.. who let the frogs loose?

[KellyQ]

It means exactly what it sounds like it means, that the model has a super punchable face. Haven't you ever seen people whose faces beg for punching?

Yes, but I realize that David Spade probably has bodyguards.

[MidnightVoyager]

I find the one on the left particularly horrifying. I am convinced it is a pre-op transvestite with a love of plastic surgery.

I know someone who looks just like that. Two someones, really, but they're sisters.

...their mother smoked considerably when she was pregnant with them. They were born... um, special.

So call it a Special Ed model.

[Fubuki]

What the hell do you mean by that? I'm hoping English is your second language.

[Strangel]

What the hell do you mean by that? I'm hoping English is your second language.

[IMG]

  I've been playing sims way too long.. I registered that immediately.

[Gwill]

Here's my contribution. The model certainly isn't fugly, but she's not really that pretty either. There is definitely something strange going on with her nose! Take a look-see! http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=279031

I saw that thing on MTS2 and though it was worthy of an awful entry, but not this month's for two reasons:
A. She was uploaded on March 24th, way after the start of the contest.
And B. She's a Sim, not a model to display CC.

  I don't know who you are, but I like you.

[selty]

This model has a super punchable face...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/indigokitten_usa/temp/crosieramanda_model.jpg

Joan Rivers and Fabio's fugly love-child.

This thread is on my top ten LOL list 

[Berg]

Obviously disqualified since it was posted today, but I must share Completely Triangular Face Woman, modeling this purty top:



Link

[witch]

It's the popular famine/botox/lip stuff look. What is the name of that stuff they inject in their lips?

Pescado would probably say it was punchable.

[Jess Maree]

What is the name of that stuff they inject in their lips?

Collagen? Or people take fat from their ass and inject it into their lips. Or boobs, or where ever they feel they are lacking.

Just Googled it, apparently they inject collagen into the lips to make you look MOAR youthful and sensual

[witch]

Or more like a trout. Trout Pout is totally bang on for that look. I blame Angelina Jolie.

[Jess Maree]

Or more like a trout. Trout Pout is totally bang on for that look. I blame Angelina Jolie.

Why pay for a trout pout when Pescado can punch you for free?

[cari]

I just popped open MTS2 and was confronted with this:



from here: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=214607

Seriously, promoted on the front page. WTF? Nevermind the faces which are all too small for the heads, the product being promoted, the skintone, is pushing these models to a whole new level of fug. I almost feel bad criticizing these because I'd never even dream of making my own, but I'd like to think if I ever failed at highlights and shadows as badly as this I'd keep them to myself.

ETA: If I'm allowed to submit every model on that page, I hereby do so. Huge foreheads and moroseness abound!

[Jess Maree]

That grandma (?) looks like a she-man and should cover MOAR of her chest. That's feral.

[Kyna]

I was thinking it looks like they've used the same model in those 3 images, just changed the ages.  Then I realised I couldn't tell if the 3rd image was male or female.  I'm thinking male because of the bare chest, but it seems to be wearing eyeshadow & lip gloss, so I'm really not sure.

[cari]

Maybe they get honesty points for not trying to hide their (lack of) skillz? I also just noticed there's a very noticeable line on the neck (especially on the boy child). Quality workmanship.

[Charamei]

Well, at least s/he got better at skinning. The Maxis Match skins are pretty good: I use them as defaults.

Om the other hand, the faces just get worse and worse :rolleyes: Do these people ever look at other people?

[Gwill]

I just popped open MTS2 and was confronted with this:
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from here: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=214607

Seriously, promoted on the front page. WTF? Nevermind the faces which are all too small for the heads, the product being promoted, the skintone, is pushing these models to a whole new level of fug. I almost feel bad criticizing these because I'd never even dream of making my own, but I'd like to think if I ever failed at highlights and shadows as badly as this I'd keep them to myself.

ETA: If I'm allowed to submit every model on that page, I hereby do so. Huge foreheads and moroseness abound!

Some of Oepu's models were already entered on page 2.
The odd thing is that some of Oepu's work is absolutely brilliant;  I think I've downloaded all her clothes.  She just have a weird thing about faces.
Although, she might have been cured lately, I seriously considered this CAS face replacement she made:

http://www.modthesims2.com/member/showthread.php?t=277320
I can hardly believe they're by the same person.

Edit:  This is off tppic, but worth it for the lulz.  I had a look at some of her older work and came across this sim:

where people were so freaked out by the forehead she had to re-upload a v.2.0 with a smaller head.