More Awful Than You! February: SKINS

[Tchan]

lol I know, Ella. I'm amused myself. MATY indeed. It's kind of the anti-dating site of the whole internet. Aside from, maybe, BNABBT.

Personally, I don't care one way or another. I'm not insulted or annoyed or anything. I think it's funny. ^^ But seriously, Luke, you let yourself in for that one. Shiny red is not the way to make people notice...(though, admittedly, I DID notice. )

[SaraMK]

Leaving webbed toe piercings  aside for a moment....

Webbed toes? WTF? That is the first time I've seen that. Is that like the opposite of having some extra ones? And why wouldn't the toes have been separated in baby/childhood? I can't imagine toes are that hard to split apart, even when fused. And I can't imagine parents not wanting to.

[angelyne]

I vote for funny myself.  Totally the wrong pond lol




Ack that is just too freaking bizarre.  I can understand ear piercings, naval piercing, nose (even though I think its unattractive, but the rest is just weird.  Whatever.  Just ignore me, I'm just an old trout.

[floopyboo]

Hello Sapphire Scratches,
Are you sexy, would you look good with a corset Piercing?
my Ex had one and i think they look well good.

from Luke x x

Ew, sockboy, that is just fucking creepy. It's so fucking creepy I hit the wrong damn button trying to respond to the creepiness of this post. Still, the sheep noises suit you.

Go find some crappy online dating site to try out your crappy lines.

[Venusy]

lol I know, Ella. I'm amused myself. MATY indeed. It's kind of the anti-dating site of the whole internet. Aside from, maybe, BNABBT.

Personally, I don't care one way or another. I'm not insulted or annoyed or anything. I think it's funny. ^^ But seriously, Luke, you let yourself in for that one. Shiny red is not the way to make people notice...(though, admittedly, I DID notice. )

As did Pescado . That's the first time I've seen someone be canned before they had even posted in RL.

[Lorelei]

As if we needed it, yet more proof that oompa loompas are creepy.

The look like the Gotti grandkids, if the commercials for what has (had?) to be a terribly dull reality show, "Growing Up Gotti," were any indication of appearance.

Or they are random d00dz just basted in gallons of hair-gel and BBQ sauce.

Either / or.

lukiboi, your impatience and weird affection for eye-searing forum font settings are not going to win you friends.

This? Is what NOT to do:

MY EYES! THE HORROR!
OW OW OW!
MAKE IT STOP!

Why?

Because. It. Is. Annoying!

Now you know.



Also, beware of the grumpy bearded guy slipping up behind you with napalm. He does not suffer 12ness with grace or patience.

[Jess Maree]

My eyes! THEY BUUURN!

Lo, I will totally sue you for...something Did you have to put it in marquee?

[Tchan]

Marquee...LOL. Nice one, Lori.
Aww. I want to feel sorry for Luke...he did get canned ridiculously quickly.

[Gwill]

Marquee is nothing!  I remember 1996, when browsers still supported the <blink> tag!  The only HTML-tag to be removed from standard simply because everyone hated it.

[Jess Maree]

BLINK!?!

[Theo]

Some would even make the marquee+blink combo to everyone's disgust.

[Tchan]

That is...scary. Kinda like a way to make everyone insane. And dizzy. And headachy. *sob* It hurts!

[KellyQ]

Hello Sapphire Scratches,
Are you sexy, would you look good with a corset Piercing?
my Ex had one and i think they look well good.

from Luke x x

Truthfully I think that's the funniest post I have read on MATY, ever.

[simsfreq]

Hello Sapphire Scratches,
Are you sexy, would you look good with a corset Piercing?
my Ex had one and i think they look well good.

from Luke x x

Truthfully I think that's the funniest post I have read on MATY, ever.

  It's the first one with kisses, at any rate.

[mitchellcjs]

There's KISSING on MATY?  Eeeew.

[cenoura]

To bring the subject back to awful skins, I've just found this gem on MTS. I dislike shiny skins generally, but this one takes the cake. Its supposed to look like your sim just got out of the pool, but I see hints of green!



I need not say much about this close up of this kid's face:



This one is courtesy of MySimulation.

[Giggy]

Hello Sapphire Scratches,
Are you sexy, would you look good with a corset Piercing?
my Ex had one and i think they look well good.

from Luke x x

*Giggles*

He's funny

To bring the subject back to awful skins, I've just found this gem on MTS. I dislike shiny skins generally, but this one takes the cake. Its supposed to look like your sim just got out of the pool, but I see hints of green!



I need not say much about this close up of this kid's face:



This one is courtesy of MySimulation.

WTF is wrong with these people!

[maxon]

To bring the subject back to awful skins, I've just found this gem on MTS. I dislike shiny skins generally, but this one takes the cake. Its supposed to look like your sim just got out of the pool, but I see hints of green!

sings:
I see hints of green, red noses too
Got shiny skins, for me and for you
And I think to myself....

eh? No, that doesn't work.  Sorry - I got sent somewhere else there.

[Tchan]

Those skins are revolting. Definitely, definitely mouldy! Nice idea, bad in practice. Besides, can you imagine ALWAYS wearing that skin--even when you've NOT just come out of a pool? You'll look sick or permanently dirty...

Is it really the first post with kisses? Wow. That's a momentous occasion alright!

[J. M. Pescado]

Most likely those are intended as cinematic skins, used for shooting movies and whatnot, rather than for an actual sim to wear full-time. Because then they look like they have glandular problems.

[nekonoai]

Shiny skins are annoying period. I'm surprised no one has posted any of the so-called photo real skins yet. Those are always entertainingly horrid.

[MadameUgly]

Just in time for Easter.

Pastel Beefcakes courtesy of sarasayshi (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=270429)



And this next one. . .well, if the faces are any indication of what you're getting yourself into, I'd suggest running away screaming.

(http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=232676)



Next up, a very "contrasty" (creator's word, not mine) offering from sparklesim (http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=152579).  I love the bright white boy bewbees on the "dark chocolate" gentleman.



From The Sims Resource:

melswimfast brings us Raw Gold (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/skintones/realistic/362201/)



But what if you want something shinier?  (and what's up with the twist to that woman's body?)

juttapoonath (http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/skintones/realistic/277099/) will grease you up and do you like a big boy.



And one last one, just because it's freaky (to me).



rythmgitr at TSR is to thank.(http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/skintones/realistic/631082/)

[Saylee]

Is it just the messed-up highlights that are confusing me, or are the nipples on the "contrasty" sparklesim skins actually placed wrong?  Something is definitely wrong with those chests, in any case.

[Gwill]

Sera Sims had some skins that I used to find really freaky:

It's that trench down the back that turns me off.  It doesn't come out too clearly in that propaganda shot, but some of her model pictures were frightening.




I had to go to http://sims2graveyard.com/ to dig these up.

[MadameUgly]

Ooh, that back trench looks painful.

But since (I assume) these were pay skins, maybe that's where you were supposed to put the money?