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« Reply #50 on: 2008 January 05, 17:41:31 »
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From the creator of Corpso and Chewy:

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These dogs just keep comin

Guh.  Yeah.  I'd love to dig up something awful but anything would seem pointless next to the undead dogs and those abominations by Agent Hippie.  I'm going to have to dig pretty hard!

ETA:  Looks like someone was inspired by Corpso


Scary or WHAT?!?! Look at its front legs...Their so skinny! I was just messing with the genetics.

Alien Dog isn't the ugliest thing in these here parts (though it IS ugly) but it could win for most retarded description.


One day, a scientist was exploring a strange rock. The rock broke in half. Inside was an egg. The egg looked like a chicken egg, except it was 3 feet tall+wide, and glowing blue. It started to rain. The egg cracked open. Out sprang this alien dog. The dog is from Pluto. But the dog can survive any tempetaure. Well, except 3 million google degrees F +.
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« Reply #51 on: 2008 January 05, 19:43:08 »
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Alien Dog isn't the ugliest thing in these here parts (though it IS ugly) but it could win for most retarded description.



The creator must have had Anubis in mind. Actually, I find that one pretty funny Cheesy. The Corpso inspired thing on the other hand... "just messing with the genetics" indeed.
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« Reply #52 on: 2008 January 05, 21:42:53 »
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GAH!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!

Christ on a cracker, these are awful! My morbid curiosity is almost the point of downloading just to see these pieces of work in action!
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« Reply #53 on: 2008 January 05, 23:24:54 »
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My morbid curiosity is almost the point of downloading just to see these pieces of work in action!

I know exactly how you feel... but I think seeing Corpso and Chewy in action would be a little too much to take. The still shots are bad enough!
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« Reply #54 on: 2008 January 05, 23:38:42 »
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So, who is all judging this lot?
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« Reply #55 on: 2008 January 06, 00:18:55 »
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You. Congrats.
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« Reply #56 on: 2008 January 06, 00:30:13 »
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I haven't even been here a month and I could see that one coming.
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« Reply #57 on: 2008 January 06, 01:14:34 »
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No fair! He did that on purpose.
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« Reply #58 on: 2008 January 06, 01:34:14 »
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Yep. I reckon LB did that with malice aforethought. He would be a good judge though. Cheesy
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« Reply #59 on: 2008 January 06, 10:06:31 »
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Aww, let the lil' guy be a judge. It can be his birthday present from Maty this year Wink
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« Reply #60 on: 2008 January 06, 22:35:40 »
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But I wanted an Oompaloompa!
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« Reply #61 on: 2008 January 06, 22:55:25 »
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But I wanted an Oompaloompa!

Oompaloompas are creepy. Tongue
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« Reply #62 on: 2008 January 06, 23:15:59 »
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Sod the oompaloompas, where are the mutant Petz?!? !!!OMGZ111 etc
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« Reply #63 on: 2008 January 06, 23:18:21 »
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It doesn't compare to corpso or happy kitty, but there is a creator on MTS2 whose only creations are sim pets made to look like Pokemon. Its really pretty pathetic as none of them are very good. http://www.modthesims2.com/creator/LockeMuhe
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« Reply #64 on: 2008 January 06, 23:28:25 »
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It doesn't compare to corpso or happy kitty, but there is a creator on MTS2 whose only creations are sim pets made to look like Pokemon. Its really pretty pathetic as none of them are very good. http://www.modthesims2.com/creator/LockeMuhe

Post a pic, PLZ!
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« Reply #65 on: 2008 January 06, 23:46:30 »
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It doesn't compare to corpso or happy kitty, but there is a creator on MTS2 whose only creations are sim pets made to look like Pokemon. Its really pretty pathetic as none of them are very good. http://www.modthesims2.com/creator/LockeMuhe
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You can see these don't look right even from the preview pics. The only ones that look close to what they're meant to be are Growlithe, Arcanine, Houndour, and Houndoom, and those all have something noticably wrong with them as well.
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« Reply #66 on: 2008 January 07, 03:34:25 »
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If Corpso wasn't that undernourished he might pass for the Electabuzz way better than the attempt shown above.
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« Reply #67 on: 2008 January 07, 16:59:15 »
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I thought that sewer cat by Agent 420 had bollocks for a second - on the right-most picture.

Glad it wasn't just me that had that thought.

Same here Grin

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It was the first thing I saw, too. Obviously I was an alley cat in a former incarnation.
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« Reply #68 on: 2008 January 07, 17:11:08 »
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From the creator of Saucerhead: more alien pets!

First, the Mubbleclump. The first picture of it doesn't come for me, so I only have the side-shots, but you can see it (the front picture) in the link: http://www.modthesims2.com/creator/showthread.php?t=214113




Description: A recent discovery was made in the jungles of Darluth. A large poisonous feline called a Mubbleclump was found lounging in a tree. The Mubbleclump is a very lazy animal, but don't let its appearance fool you, one bite and your done for. In the name of safety please handle with care.

(Love the love handles on this one, this is the fattest pet I've seen.)

Second, apropos of Neperis's mention of expecting to see shittily recoloured coats, well, the recolour isn't bad, but: this is a featured upload how? : The Slugmar:






Description: The Slugmar hails from the marshes of planet Darluth. This beast is a large, stinky, extremely hyper and aggressive creature, but isn't too brite. The Slugmar makes a great loyal security pet, though front heave this beast can move when necessary. Please handle at your own risk, as the Slugmar may run amuk every once in a while. Please enjoy.

Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=202455

More recoloured, "alien" pets by the same creator:

The Bearded Glorax:



Description:The Bearded Glorgax is a wise and gentle beast. The Glorgax has large feet for stability, a wide bony nose that protects its small eyes, and a beard that keeps dust from its mouth. In Mendark mythology, the Bearded Glorgax was said to be a symbol of wisdom that came forth form the misty plains to aid wayward travelers.

Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=218734

The Borlak Lobe:



Description: The Lobe come from the planet Borlak. It is uncertain if they are an animal or a sentient race of quadrupeds. Some believe the Lobe are telepathic in nature, as they have a large cranium and seem to lay around and observe thier suroundings. Are the Borlak a product of a failed Polly Tech expiriment to breed new species, or are they a natural organism? We may never know for sure.

Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=202862

The Merkakian Blade  Beak (kind of reminds me of gator-dog, except , you know, much less freaky):



Description: The Blade Beak hails from the plains of planet Merkak, and is so named for its long beak like snout. This alien hound is a runner, and tends to be very hyper, the Blade Beak is a very friendly, loyal, and intelligent creature. They make a great family pet and traveling companion. Please enjoy and be warned these animals need large spaces to roam.

Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=202856











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« Reply #69 on: 2008 January 07, 17:43:17 »
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Maybe it's the huge amount of Lemsip and cough sweets I've consumed during the past couple of days talking here, but I think some of those are rather cute and show a fair bit of imagination. The green one looks a bit like a skull though...
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« Reply #70 on: 2008 January 07, 17:51:48 »
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Yeah, they're not half as bad as AgentStoner's. Mostly just weird coat-colours. First one sort of makes me want to download it and name it Jabba the Cat, though. That is one fat pet. Cheesy
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« Reply #71 on: 2008 January 07, 18:19:09 »
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I just downloaded the last one... Should I worry?
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« Reply #72 on: 2008 January 07, 18:23:17 »
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I actually have one of them for my sci-fi 'hood.

I blame this contest for the extremely disturbing dream I had last night. I was traveling somewhere in a train and, in a refridgerated section, they had all these boxes with stuffed animals in them. Come to find out, they were actually kitties, still alive, mutilated to look like other things. Some of them obviously couldn't live for long as they were, but I stole quite a few and took them to the vet to see if I could get them fixed.
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« Reply #73 on: 2008 January 07, 18:40:58 »
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« Reply #74 on: 2008 January 07, 19:17:35 »
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That last entry really actually made me cringe. Usually I just laugh. There's something unholy about that globby cat thing.
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