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« Reply #25 on: 2008 January 04, 18:54:17 »
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Yeah, but with Corpso it's clearly deliberate, whereas OMG HAPPY KITTY sez: plz, kill me now.


I think the first rabbit looks more Llama-like than the Llama.
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« Reply #26 on: 2008 January 04, 19:30:52 »
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When I saw 'pets' I expected shittily recoloured coats. Not... something H.P.Lovecraft would've come up with if he'd tried absynthe.

OMG happy cat and Corpso are infinitively worse than any crappily made custom bit of clothing could ever be. May make me a wuss, but I find them seriously disturbing  Lips sealed
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« Reply #27 on: 2008 January 04, 19:32:17 »
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'Corpso' wins. Period. Shocked That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life!


Yea, no kidding.  I hate it when month-long contests are over on the first day. Tongue
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« Reply #28 on: 2008 January 04, 19:52:41 »
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From the makers of Corpso: it's Chewy!

And for those you interested: Corpso before the accident.
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« Reply #29 on: 2008 January 04, 19:56:31 »
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The thought of having a horrible unnatural monstrosity like Corpso in-game is really tempting for a militant Pets EP hater like me. In my opinion he wins for making me reconsider my point of view. Grin
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« Reply #30 on: 2008 January 04, 20:22:32 »
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Geez.  Corpso before the accident still looks a bit mutated/mangled.
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« Reply #31 on: 2008 January 04, 20:30:53 »
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Because if intentionally weird animals are allowed, I hereby bring you: the warped (though not as warped as Corpso, I don't think anything can beat Corpso) creations of agent420:


Description:This poor little kitty was trapped in the sewers for the past couple weeks and is now very sick and needs to eat some real food. Better feed it quickly before it returns to it's home in the dirty disgusting filthy sewers. - Agent 420




Description: A new Rare breed of Kitty has been discovered. This breed is part kitty, part disgusting worm, and 100% ugly. This creature will eat your compost heaps, and tunnel through your flower gardens like the Worm-Beast it is. This beast is quite vicious and has been known to kill mailmans. - Agent 420




Description: This is an alien cyclops cat crossed with a human-cat hybrid. This cat's ears were shot off on the streets of Detroit. It's tail has been sold in exchange for catfood. This tuff little guy is now ready for a nice easy life in a sim home. Please adopt.


Description: Once upon a time, a group of scientists experimented on this Chihuahua, and it failed badly. Now this dog is disease ridden, and has eaten so many toasters that it can barley walk. Somehow it's face imploded and sucked a giant ham into his mouth like a cork. (Small Dog)

My comment: How's the poor thing supposed to eat?



Description:This Antecrocogator was made by the deadliest assassins ninjas. It is a cross between an Ant-Eater, a Crocodile, and an Aligator with a bit of dog too. This breed was a highly kept secret until one day the deadly assassin ninja's forgot to feed it and social services took it away. - Agent 420


Description: Here is the Fatbelly Bones Dog. Massive fat gut with skinny legs and a razor thin rat's tail. Massive paws for massive damage to furniture, and the overside jaws to chew up garbage cans.

Link to all of these plus 2 that I found didn't look quite as strange as the rest (Because I'm lazy and don't care to find the individual links again, as they were scattered on different pages):
http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Agent420/downloads/sims2/pets/
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« Reply #32 on: 2008 January 04, 20:38:28 »
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Gah!  Kill it with fire!
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« Reply #33 on: 2008 January 04, 21:16:04 »
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I know, i never talk, i never participate, i never even breathe... so you don't know me. But i always have a look at the more awful competitions and it makes me laugh every time. congrats to all of you, it is pure laugh
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« Reply #34 on: 2008 January 04, 21:32:31 »
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420 is apparently slang for marijuana, which might explain Agent 420's... creations.
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« Reply #35 on: 2008 January 04, 21:35:03 »
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These are all winners! This thread is making me laugh so hard. MOAR!
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« Reply #36 on: 2008 January 04, 22:15:13 »
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I want to judge these as these are just too funny
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« Reply #37 on: 2008 January 04, 22:27:21 »
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Man, I'm so glad I forgot about the bit that says we're not supposed to look for intentionally ugly creations. These animals are pure win. What a treasure trove of awfulness.  Cheesy

ETA: Sorry Giggy, anyone who volunteers to judge is automagically excluded. Sad I guess if Gwill's still on holiday later on, I will consult with a panel of experts - i.e. whoever happens to be around at the time - to see who will judge this month's efforts.)
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« Reply #38 on: 2008 January 04, 22:58:23 »
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"Corpso is a deformed greyhound that has lost part of his face in a tragic car accident ,and is suffering cancer,arthrites and other deadly dieseases..."

After seeing Corpso pre-mutilation, I think the only "accident" is that he survived. Someone willingly ran that poor bastard down.
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« Reply #39 on: 2008 January 04, 23:08:57 »
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Gator dog's grin is simply great, the beast looks like a corrupt politician in the middle of a campaign.
And its eyes suggest pure lunacy. Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: 2008 January 04, 23:36:20 »
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What's truly shocking is that some people have downloaded these. Why would you ever want those things to pop up around your 'hood?
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« Reply #41 on: 2008 January 05, 00:32:18 »
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I downloaded that last dog. Just 'cos he made me giggle. Smiley
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« Reply #42 on: 2008 January 05, 00:47:07 »
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FireFlyNine's great idea of:

More Awful Than You Pets!

I feel so loved.  Grin But this being MATY those feeling do have a tendancy to disapear. BTW: BEST CONTEST EVAR! This is such an untapped well of shitiness, I love it.
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« Reply #43 on: 2008 January 05, 01:14:50 »
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I downloaded that last dog. Just 'cos he made me giggle. Smiley

I was tempted to download the Elvis cat but since it's just white-sequin-suit-wearing bloated-dead-on-a-toilet Elvis and not Elvis in Hawaii I can't be bothered to find a way to get it.
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« Reply #44 on: 2008 January 05, 10:24:14 »
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Yeesh! Agent 420's pets are just....arrrgh! Shocked
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« Reply #45 on: 2008 January 05, 10:35:54 »
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These things are fantastic.

OMG Happy Kitty is the clear winner so far.

This makes me want to create some horrific pets.
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« Reply #46 on: 2008 January 05, 12:36:40 »
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I thought that sewer cat by Agent 420 had bollocks for a second - on the right-most picture.
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« Reply #47 on: 2008 January 05, 12:42:26 »
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I thought that sewer cat by Agent 420 had bollocks for a second - on the right-most picture.

Glad it wasn't just me that had that thought.
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« Reply #48 on: 2008 January 05, 16:17:56 »
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I thought that sewer cat by Agent 420 had bollocks for a second - on the right-most picture.

Glad it wasn't just me that had that thought.

Same here Grin
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« Reply #49 on: 2008 January 05, 17:21:54 »
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420 is apparently slang for marijuana, which might explain Agent 420's... creations.

Yeah, I guess that might explain it.

I thought that sewer cat by Agent 420 had bollocks for a second - on the right-most picture.

Glad it wasn't just me that had that thought.

Same here Grin

You guys have your minds in the gutter Tongue. That is clearly *stops to look at picture* ...ok, I see what you mean now Grin

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