More Awful Than You! November: "Fucked up Make-up!"

[Jelenedra]

Ah, now I see. Someone is hot-linking when they're not supposed to. Only hot-link if it's a paysite! My compy at work was blocking the images because they were from websites I can't visit.

[Venusy]

Ah, now I see. Someone is hot-linking when they're not supposed to. Only hot-link if it's a paysite! My compy at work was blocking the images because they were from websites I can't visit.

From viewing the URLs of the first 4 images:

One is from isc.ibibi.com (ibibi.com appears to be a redirect to TSR), one is from isc.thesimsresource.com. and two were from Photobucket (even though they should have been hotlinked from TSR). So my guess is that your place at work has blocked TSR and Photobucket, but allows the ibibi redirect because it isn't TSR itself.

And a reminder: if it's a paysite, hotlink away! If it's MTS2 (or any site that requires registration for viewing thumbnails), rehost, as some people might not be logged in at the time, and so the images won't load.

If you're at work: stop complaining that they're preventing you from being less productive, and GET BACK TO WORK.

[Jelenedra]

No, photobucket works. I was able to see the one that used photobucket. Just not the other two. =p

I figured since in the entry they didn't mention that the item was for pay, that they weren't. So 

And... I WANNA see the fugly makeup! Wah. 

[jolrei]

I just wanna be less productive.

Funfetti lips.  Don't stare at it too long, you'll get dizzy.

This is another one of those "hidden 3D picture" things, isn't it?

[MidnightVoyager]

I just wanna be less productive.

Funfetti lips.  Don't stare at it too long, you'll get dizzy.

This is another one of those "hidden 3D picture" things, isn't it?

You just reminded me of that Japanese prank show with the "3D image." After a few seconds of the people staring, a guy would dive through the image right at them.

[Khan of Wyrms]

From Spicy Sims.com, one of the most retarded pay-sites around, and hot-linked as per instructions.

Behold, Awesome Lashes!  By 'im_a_disaster'!  For certain.

Six different colours... Lashes for your pretty girl sims.

Because you don't like 'pretty girl sims'?




Awesome or non-Awesome?  More Awesome Than Your lashes?  You make the call.

I know Crayola Magic Marker is supposed to be washable, but that does not mean you should use it to draw eyelashes!  One has to log in to find out if you would have to pay for these.

[Blueblood]

I found this monstrosity at Chinafansims.

[eevilcat]

Awesome or non-Awesome?  More Awesome Than Your lashes?  You make the call.

I know Crayola Magic Marker is supposed to be washable, but that does not mean you should use it to draw eyelashes!  One has to log in to find out if you would have to pay for these.

These don't really look like eyelashes, it's more like the sim collided with two large, hairy caterpillars at high speed.

[floopyboo]

If they were higher quality, they'd be great for a cyberpunk hood. Actually, guess why I'm (no longer) lurking in this thread...

[Jelenedra]

I knew it would be worth it to check this when I got home... Those were hideous!

[morriganrant]

I think I recognize the lipstick that Brynne could not identify, but in my game it doesn't look like that, that has some kind of gloss over the top. I do have a gloss under masks that makes it look a good deal like that pic though. I could be wrong but I think it's this one, on the sim with the purple hair. It looks pretty good on certain sims.
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=230209
Some of her other items may be "good" enough for a nomination though. Ugh, the shiny! The teeth!

Ahhh TSR, with such lovely choices, it had been difficult just finding a few.

[SnootCB]

Ow, my eyes!  Those psycho-delic masks are both painful and mesmerizing.  It's like a car wreck- I just can't look away!

And what on earth is that pink line with the dot on that poor sim's forehead?  It looks sort of like someone was going to do a face lift on her, but though better of it after slashing through her forehead, and decided to stab her between the eyes with a hot poker.

[morriganrant]

And what on earth is that pink line with the dot on that poor sim's forehead?

They claim that it is "mermaid" make-up. I don't know about you, but I have never seen a depiction of a mermaid that looked anything like that one.
The psychedelic one claims to be "hippy" make-up. The person creating this had to be 13 or so.

[Hecubus]

Clarification needed: Do makeup 'masks' count? Seems that masks are a whole new category for another month.

Further clarification needed: Are the items morriganrant posted masks or makeup?

Gracias.

[Gwill]

I'm fine with masks being entered.

[J. M. Pescado]

If they were higher quality, they'd be great for a cyberpunk hood. Actually, guess why I'm (no longer) lurking in this thread...

Because you want to be a judge, obviously.

[Khan of Wyrms]

If they were higher quality, they'd be great for a cyberpunk hood. Actually, guess why I'm (no longer) lurking in this thread...

Because you want to be a judge, obviously.

I actually thought she was implying that she had some cyberpunk-quality makeup uploaded somewhere and she was afraid that someone might find it and submit it to the contest.  This does bring up a question of eligibility.  If one were to find said hypothetical creation and submit it would the submission be disqualified because the creator is a judge, or would the appointed judge be removed for having one of their creations submitted?

[Hecubus]

I'm fine with masks being entered.

Really. 'Cause that opens this up to a whole new level of craptasticness that will likely eclipse any awful eye makeup or lipsticks. SURE you don't want to split it up? ::::leers pursuasively:::::

[eevilcat]

I'm fine with masks being entered.

Really. 'Cause that opens this up to a whole new level of craptasticness that will likely eclipse any awful eye makeup or lipsticks. SURE you don't want to split it up? ::::leers pursuasively:::::

Perhaps there should be two sub-categories this month - one for make-up (eyeliner, eyeshadow, lipstick, blusher) and the other for masks. Both will attract plenty awful entries.

[morriganrant]

I tend to categorize the masks by how they are being used. If they are being used as a mask, such as the bandit type masks EA supplied for the Super hero and Super villain jobs, then they are masks. If they are being used to supply eyeliner, eyeshadow or lipstick then they are makeup. I can find more of either one. ShojoAngel at MTS2 scares me with her multi-color and shiny lipsticks.

[baratron]

One and a half pages, and I'm terrified already .

Perhaps there should be two sub-categories this month - one for make-up (eyeliner, eyeshadow, lipstick, blusher) and the other for masks. Both will attract plenty awful entries.

I agree! To be honest, I think we need to select a "winner" in each category - Eeek-worthy Eyes, Lurid Lips, Bruising Blusher and Freaky Facepaint. Eyeliner and eyeshadow often go together, don't they? At least, I tend to see eyeshadow + liner sets.

[dvn]

Mmkay, I checked the rules this time   And I have some treats for you. 

1. High Fashion Shadow.  Well, they got the high part right.



2. Couture Sequin Set.  Looks like a colorful black eye.



All of the fucking crappy ass makeup is from Glamsim.com.  And for a whopping $4.95 a month! Oh joy *rolls eyes*


EDIT  Righto I went thru all the leg work and reposted 'em on photobucket so we can all enjoy the ugliness. 

[Liveangel]

*Snip* I think we need to select a "winner" in each category - Eeek-worthy Eyes, Lurid Lips, Bruising Blusher and Freaky Facepaint. *Snip*

I second that!

Anyway, TSR has an endless amount of gems, but you knew that already.

Insert caption here, as words phail me. Holy out-of-proportion crap.

ETA caption and to fix typo.

[floopyboo]

If they were higher quality, they'd be great for a cyberpunk hood. Actually, guess why I'm (no longer) lurking in this thread...

Because you want to be a judge, obviously.

I actually thought she was implying that she had some cyberpunk-quality makeup uploaded somewhere and she was afraid that someone might find it and submit it to the contest.  This does bring up a question of eligibility.  If one were to find said hypothetical creation and submit it would the submission be disqualified because the creator is a judge, or would the appointed judge be removed for having one of their creations submitted?

Actually, no. I couldn't do make-ups if I tried. My talent appears to be lot design, so long as that doesn't incorporate buildings. I can't make custom content, I'm afraid. But if I could, I'd have given my links to someone else to post because I'm all in favour of a good laugh & my attempts have been laughable to say the least.

[Assmitten]

Having barely scratched the surface of what is surely a bottemless vat of suck at the TSR, I've already found two terrible lipstick sets.

Entry One combines two things I hate in real life- lipliner that is darker than the lip it lines (especially in brown shades  ) and a finish that reminds me of nothing so much as wood paneling. 

Where have I seen this look before? Ah yes, Mrs. Mathers, I presume.