More Awful Than You! November: "Fucked up Make-up!"

[Hejira]

I thought I was done, but the deadline's not passed yet, and TSR still exists, so of course there's more shit to find and report.

This is pay content that's been featured for how 'good' it is.

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/106202/

"But new person," you may be saying, "That's no worse than anything EAxis have done."

I say nothing. Once again, I quote the original artist:

Maxis default facepaint, recoloured.

Maxis default facep- don't I already have that? Didn't I already pay for that when I bought the game? And you want me to pay for it again?

EAxis have a low standard. For me to give a third party my monies for their bitmaps on my sims, those bitmaps have to exceed EAxis quality by light-years. This...is on par with EAxis. If it were free, par would be fine, but it's not free and that's why this thing can go fuck right off.

[Lyra]

Because the Resource is great for bad stuff.


http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/costume/563993/

'goth or emo face paint'

Of course the creator doesn't have a grasp of the English language, having put all their effort into their amazing creation.

this is coustme make-up but it looks like a lipstick and eyeliner, donent need any EPs

This is a pay makeup! Why oh why do people pay for crap like this?

[Giggy]

Ok in my time its Dec the 1st so I start my judging
(Prepare your eye bleach)

1st: Scrapped eyes


2nd: FOR THE MOdern miss here is the paffy collection just have a look how paffy and sexy pafton looks in this picture with the paffy collection eyeshadow , ugly model not included *Shudders*


3rd: Hey ma look at ma teethes!


Honorable mentions:
OMG OMG OMG lik Paris Hilton rox so here is mah rainbowes lips 4 hers:


Hello, I have a pepperoni piece on my head and I'm feeling fine and dandy:


Don't forget your strong double eye bleach!

[Liveangel]

Excuse me, I'm just going to the terlet to vomit.

*liveangel leaves*

*liveangel returns*

Arrg! Why didn't I just vomit on the computer screen?
Anyways, free eye bleach for all!!!

[floopyboo]

Look, I love red dwarf. I love Danny John-Jules. And even I don't want a hood full of Dibleys. Thus, we have our winner...






... with the blurry barcode eyeshadow taking second place...