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The topic says it all really: "Fucked up Make-Up!" Ugly? Useless? Borked? Anything goes! Rules:
1. It must be a real item. Item must not be made by you or anyone on your site. No, you may not create an awful entry just for this purpose.
2. Item must be have been created BEFORE this contest! No creating an awful item just to win!
3. It must be from a real site. Somebody's Angelfryer or Geoshitties page is not a real site. Bonus points if it's a paysite!
4. It must be awful. The most awful winning entry will be chosen by a panel of selected judges and the winner will be awarded a free month's subscription.
5. Items must be submitted by the deadline, the end of the month, Server Time.
6. Submissions must be posted here, with pictures. Show off the awfulness! Bonus points if the screenshots were from the site of the item itself, meaning it looks bad even in the propaganda photos!
7. Carla Niven is disqualified. We already know he'd win. Besides, Freewebs is not a real site. Judges will be shanghaied along the way, rules might change as we see fit. And just because an item is technically disqualified doesn't mean you can't post a picture for us to point and laugh at. Judges: Giggy, Floopyboo. |
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I rushed over to TSR and found some makeup that looks as if the sim is recovering from really painful plastic surgery...  If you want it, it is available here: http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sets/599859/(Edited to try to get picture to work) |
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Batelle
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Having barely scratched the surface of what is surely a bottemless vat of suck at the TSR, I've already found two terrible lipstick sets. Entry One combines two things I hate in real life- lipliner that is darker than the lip it lines (especially in brown shades  ) and a finish that reminds me of nothing so much as wood paneling.  Entry Two is noteworthy only because the light reflections on the lower lip is weirdly suggestive of some type of white organic substance (to say nothing of the ugly black line that makes the upper lip look about half as wide as it should).  |
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Jelenedra
The New "Gay"
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I thought we had rules about links and posting images. We're a bunch of lazy people who don't like clicking on links. I want images I can see, dammit.  |
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Jelenedra
The New "Gay"
Whiny Wussy
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There's picture in ONE post. Everyone else linked. That's not pictures in posts.
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squish
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There are pictures IN all the posts, I can see four of them. I posted one, tngrspacecadet posted one and Batelle posted two. There are pictures IN the post, as well as their direct links to the actual pages. First two posts:  Second two posts:  |
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i can see all the pics. From the newest FA, Monkey-somethingnumerical, comes Snake Eyes!  |
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Cheezserver Fund: 27-Sep: $2518 We made out goal - WOOT!
I think one of the things that keeps a person sane is healthy skepticism about what you believe. Every now and then enjoy a conversation with an inner voice that says, "You're full of shit again." —Stewart Brand
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Brynne
Smells Like Pee
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I've never entered anything in one of these contests, before, but I have seen SO MUCH bad makeup...where to start?? How about here? By dragonmandy at MTS2. The eyes, people! The eyes! I know the lips are even worse, but I can't find them!  |
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I nominate this one for rather disturbing, pin-looking eyelashes.  Do we get bonus points if they put more effort into a shitty shop than they did into the make-up? |
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Ketchup
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I nominate these "Au Naturel" lipsticks from Pink Shadow at MTS2 because there's nothing natural about them. Not to mention my eyes hurt from looking at them.  |
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"Let's eat, Grandpa!" vs. "Let's eat Grandpa!"
Punctuation: saving lives one sentence at a time.
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Solestri
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First off, what the hell is up with all the simmerized preview pictures at TSR? It's pretty hard to see what the makeup is supposed to look like when it isn't even ON a sim. Glossy Pout: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=230929 Have some photo-realistic lips glued onto your sims! The reflection on the bottom makes it look like the bottom lip should come to two points... * Edited to change the image so I wasn't hotlinking. |
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I've got these shiny as fuck lips from "CrimsonShadowss", who I found on MTS2 but with no downloads - perhaps they were purged for crappiness? Not sure if they're eligible. Anyway, pics.  |
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 This just scares me  The last one reminds of me of those transvestites downtown at night Also bags judging since I had painful operation on the day of judging the last contest. I now have a swollen jaw and lips of a whale |
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<Annan> Kofi is such an ass. She never responds when I try to be nice.  *Ella whine* <Kiki> of course I give you shit...I can't stand you. I think you're an abortion 23 years too late. |
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Emma
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Not only is it ugly, it had a terrible model to show it off with |
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<Annan> Kofi is such an ass. She never responds when I try to be nice. *Ella whine* <Kiki> of course I give you shit...I can't stand you. I think you're an abortion 23 years too late. |
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<br />Also, thank god for Google spellcheck. Otherwise, this post would be intelligible. <br /> <br />Declared \\\\\\\"Male\\\\\\\" by Pescado on 8th April, 2009 |
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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Tee hee! I dunno-just look at that forehead gappage!
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J. M. Pescado
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GIGGY, since you seem to have such a strong opinion about everyone else's submissions, you've volunteered to be a judge again. Meanwhile, go fill in for your judging on last month's contest.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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life- lipliner that is darker than the lip it lines (especially in brown shades ) Wasn't that something that was fashionable for about three weeks in 1997 and then shunned by everyone (except Pamela Anderson who hung on for another month)? |
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Batelle
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life- lipliner that is darker than the lip it lines (especially in brown shades ) Wasn't that something that was fashionable for about three weeks in 1997 and then shunned by everyone (except Pamela Anderson who hung on for another month)? God, yes. Since I unfortunately live in the land where bad fashion trends go to retire but never die, I still see it everywhere and it is so fug. |
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SmilingSweetly
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And what's up with her mouth?  |
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MadameUgly
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My offerings (I may be back with more later) are all from parsimonious http://www.parsimonious.org/fashion2/ (generic link). First, an eye offering from HappyMoonBelly:  Spider eyes are not only scarey, they're ugly. Some lip offerings, all from Kate (this is a selection of my favorites):  Sparkly. But what if you want MORE sparkle?  It's like the sequin fairy crapped right on my lip! More, you say?  Funfetti lips. Don't stare at it too long, you'll get dizzy. But my favorite has to be:  One big dump from the sequin fairy? Or maybe it's stick on herpes? Either way, it's ugly to me. (full disclosure, I like ugly makeup so I have some fugly stuff from the parsimonious contributors--these just happen to be TOO ugly even for me) |
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