Stocking defective goods in shops

[Zazazu]

I sell the viking ship for about $9,500, custom priced well over ridiculously expensive. It retails for around $4800, and the collectibles tent biz has all five wholesale discount levels. Why can it sell for so much when you can't even sail it? Because everyone needs a viking ship!

[J. M. Pescado]

Sweet! This is exactly what I need the next time someone else dies on MATY.